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Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺

Wheeee posted:

what if we touch computer all day but the point of the job isn’t computer, it is only a tool to facilitate actual job

Straight to gulag but im crying the whole time like youre ol yeller

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Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



Wheeee posted:

what if we touch computer all day but the point of the job isnt computer, it is only a tool to facilitate actual job

We put your entire subhuman family in to one of these:

Wheeee
Mar 11, 2001

When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

Jezza of OZPOS posted:

Straight to gulag but im crying the whole time like youre ol yeller

sounds fair

biceps crimes
Apr 12, 2008



u mad?

biceps crimes
Apr 12, 2008


sounds like this computer toucher didn't get their morning dose of caffeine and whiny bitching on hacker news

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007


i can't wait until every political debate is the candidates doing this to each other for 2 hours

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

https://twitter.com/debarghya_das/status/1592214346289274880

My condolences to you all this thanksgiving.

Wheeee
Mar 11, 2001

When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.


croup coughfield
Apr 8, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 93 days!

lol thought i was in the marxism thread for a second and tried to probe this

camoseven
Dec 30, 2005

RODOLPHONE RINGIN'

i'm just a dumb computer toucher but i kinda think the tech sector is many many times bigger than it was 20 years ago you can't just compare raw numbers like that

NeatHeteroDude
Jan 15, 2017

I briefly had to touch a computer (my phone) to make notes but otherwise did the rest at home

Slider
Jun 6, 2004

POINTS

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕

biceps crimes posted:

sounds like this computer toucher didn't get their morning dose of caffeine and whiny bitching on hacker news

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
I don't touch computer, I use the power of my mind to control it.

camoseven
Dec 30, 2005

RODOLPHONE RINGIN'

Weka posted:

I don't touch computer, I use the power of my mind to control it.

same but my penis

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


fitting my entire dick + balls into a usb port

Blockade
Oct 22, 2008

what's the cspam take on touching computers but in the way where you're taking services for free through trickery or sending fake invoices to tech companies or things like that

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



Blockade posted:

what's the cspam take on touching computers but in the way where you're taking services for free through trickery or sending fake invoices to tech companies or things like that

You still touched a computer. Guillotined to death while gulagging for you :colbert:

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

Blockade posted:

what's the cspam take on touching computers but in the way where you're taking services for free through trickery or sending fake invoices to tech companies or things like that

I don't know

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



Soiled Meat

Blockade posted:

what's the cspam take on touching computers but in the way where you're taking services for free through trickery or sending fake invoices to tech companies or things like that

We will need lists of the clients you serviced and sworn statements of their crimes.

Wheeee
Mar 11, 2001

When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

Koishi Komeiji posted:

You still touched a computer. Guillotined to death while gulagging for you :colbert:

oh, and what did you write that post on, comrade?

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



Wheeee posted:

oh, and what did you write that post on, comrade?

Nice try, but like all true revolutionaries I post from my smart toilet

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2zrq9Kwj70

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

I stuck a USB Killer in my rectum and fired it off and I'm still going strong, guess I passed that penetration test

your move, Acer laptop

iCe-CuBe.
Jun 9, 2011
hehe... computer toucher. :buddy:

Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005







Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

Filthy Hans posted:

I stuck a USB Killer in my rectum and fired it off and I'm still going strong, guess I passed that penetration test

your move, Acer laptop

This sounds more like a problem with your anal USB connectivity. I'm sure the kind goons of yospos will be able to help you sort that out.

Blockade
Oct 22, 2008

Boss told me to stop calling myself a computer janitor and have more self respect than that

I respect the janitors more than anyone here tbh

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Weka posted:

This sounds more like a problem with your anal USB connectivity. I'm sure the kind goons of yospos will be able to help you sort that out.

I posted a picture of the female plug and all they said was "no ring"

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Blockade posted:

what's the cspam take on touching computers but in the way where you're taking services for free through trickery or sending fake invoices to tech companies or things like that

findom is praxis

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
hey kid ima computa. stop all that touchin

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

Blockade posted:

what's the cspam take on touching computers but in the way where you're taking services for free through trickery or sending fake invoices to tech companies or things like that

thats scoialism

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
What do you call it when one computer touch another computer?

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Weka posted:

What do you call it when one computer touch another computer?

digital stimulation

Cuttlefush
Jan 15, 2014

Gleichheit soll gedeihen
a network?

Wheeee
Mar 11, 2001

When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

Weka posted:

What do you call it when one computer touch another computer?

crotting

Cao Ni Ma
May 25, 2010



Weka posted:

What do you call it when one computer touch another computer?

Hopefully incident resolution

AxGrap
Jan 11, 2005

☝☯ Ŧ𝓤𝒸Ҝ 𝓨𝕠𝔲! 🐼👽
Works on my local machine

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Mr. Barnesworth
Jun 28, 2008

I said GOOD DAY, sir!
probably should stop normalizing technophiles

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