- Heather Papps
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dear horseworld message boards i come to you with a problem, begging on my knees, whimpering for mercy. my horse is very jealous. he is a large clydesdale named norman and i have raised him from birth. his mother, melba, was also extremely jealous or so my father has told me. she is dead now, and in the ground, with an apple tree planted upon her grave so her offspring may taste of her strength even now.
initially norman was only jealous of me riding other horses. he would shake his mane and stamp his feet, and it got to the point where he kicked a pony to death while i whipped him with a stick trying to stop him. i thought perhaps i could put in in the barn with some blinders, and he'd not see and it'd be okay while i broke new horses or did work where riding an 18 hand tall horse would not make sense. i was incorrect. he smelled my scent on a recently purchased arabian and this time he only needed a single kick to end this horse.
fine, i thought. i will only ride norm. i have farmhands, and am growing older anyways. they can mend fences.
however, recently, norm has gotten more jealous. my home is a shambles. he's kicked down the door more times i can count, then stomps around my home, smelling furniture, and destroying anything i have sat on in the past day or so. we have prevented him from reaching the second floor or the basement so far, but i dread the day he finds my bed - or even worse, my wife.
please horseworld message boards i will provide anything for an answer. a tractor, some round bales, money, anything. i need help. my grandchildren will not come to the farm for fear of being kicked to death. i am at the end of my rope and someones slicing away at it with a rusty blade and oh god no not now PLEASE SEN
thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!
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