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| Thanksgiving! |
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| thnksgiving... |
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Anne Whateley posted:Dulce de lechon loving lol
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Nov 23, 2022 03:19
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Poison one of the rolls and make people pay you for the antidote. That way you don't have to waste a bunch of valuable poison.
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Nov 23, 2022 04:09
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Literally A Person posted:Poison one of the rolls and make people pay you for the antidote. That way you don't have to waste a bunch of valuable poison. That's just me making rolls. Sorry I forgot to stir the poison in.
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Nov 23, 2022 04:54
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Just pop a Viagra in the mega chud relatives food and call them out for having erections around children.
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Nov 23, 2022 05:36
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Cranberry sauce should come from a can and you should put it on a plate in such a way that it keeps its can shape as best as is physically possible, and people should eat it in slices
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Nov 23, 2022 06:34
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Act like you're in physical discomfort while eating the Thanksgiving meal, then stand up and jerk off until you shoot ropes across the table.
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Nov 23, 2022 06:37
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Traxis posted:Pumpkin pie is an F tier dessert. Are you always this stupid and wrong or is it just a temporary thing
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Nov 23, 2022 06:37
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:Cranberry sauce should come from a can and you should put it on a plate in such a way that it keeps its can shape as best as is physically possible, and people should eat it in slices My family does this It's always the way I've done it to put it on a Hawaiian roll easily.
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Nov 23, 2022 07:21
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a mysterious cloak posted:Act like you're in physical discomfort while eating the Thanksgiving meal, then stand up and jerk off until you shoot ropes across the table. That would require some level of abstinence beforehand to ensure rope consistency and frankly I cannot commit to this
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Nov 23, 2022 08:02
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Wendigee posted:Green bean casserole rules. Any dressing made that isn't seasoned with a bird's butthole and subsequently has the texture of snot is A ok with me.
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Nov 23, 2022 10:17
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SilvergunSuperman posted:Any dressing made that isn't seasoned with a bird's butthole and subsequently has the texture of snot is A ok with me. Well of course not it’s dressing. If you put it in the bird it becomes stuffing, something completely different.
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Nov 23, 2022 16:20
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 1. i will not lift flap 2. why is this so pixelated
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Nov 23, 2022 20:55
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Put the time in and make the stock beforehand. Scrape that fat after it refrigerates for your gravy roux.
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Nov 23, 2022 21:47
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Just drink the gravy with a bendy straw Great fat content if you need a pep in the step during the Thabangiving festivals
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Nov 23, 2022 21:48
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Mulaney Power Move posted:Put the time in and make the stock beforehand. Scrape that fat after it refrigerates for your gravy roux. wise WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:Just drink the gravy with a bendy straw wise
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Nov 24, 2022 18:07
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even though it is illegal to do so we had Thanksgiving yesterday.
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Nov 24, 2022 18:17
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If you say gobble three times backward, with stuffing, greenbeans, and mashed potatoes you get to fight Plymouth: the Lord of the pleased and thankful. A hybrid of a galleon, a turkey, and your drunken uncle. If you win, you become demigod of Thanksgiving and November. But be careful. Plymouth has three boss stages and two fakeout boss stages, and if you don't take out his wine and cranberry cherubs, he'll keep healing, and the fight will go on until you die.
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Nov 24, 2022 18:32
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A cornucopia delight!
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Nov 24, 2022 19:28
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:Cranberry sauce should come from a can and you should put it on a plate in such a way that it keeps its can shape as best as is physically possible, and people should eat it in slices you gotta put like real fancy garnishes all around it though. Like edible orchids, sprigs of rosemary, whole cranberrys, and festively cut mini peppers. Gussy that poo poo up my friend. Just open up a bunch of cans of hormel chili. that can be your stuffing.
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Nov 24, 2022 20:09
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Bacon, egg & cheese …plus stuffing and gravy. Photos don’t do this messy breakfast justice. 
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Nov 25, 2022 14:36
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Just don't show up, like I did, and relax at home instead
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Nov 25, 2022 16:13
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a mysterious cloak posted:Just don't show up, like I did, and relax at home instead might try this one next year
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Nov 25, 2022 17:48
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Its over. The deed has been done.
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Nov 25, 2022 18:49
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Chinatown posted:Its over. The deed has been done. Yup. You can’t unfuck a turkey.
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Nov 25, 2022 18:54
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I figured out a while ago that if you are a bold and spicy kinda person and you want everyone to go home just throw on some porn. Only works if there are no kids peresent
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Nov 25, 2022 19:15
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:Bacon, egg & cheese …plus stuffing and gravy. That looks really good tbh
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Nov 25, 2022 22:22
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constantly feed tablescraps to all the pets in the house and duck out when the diarrhea starts
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Nov 25, 2022 22:25
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:constantly feed tablescraps to all the pets in the house and duck out when the diarrhea starts Open a window, incoming animal farts
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Nov 25, 2022 22:35
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Hector Delgado posted:Open a window, incoming animal farts Those ain't coming from an animal, man.
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Nov 26, 2022 01:03
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this year's final tip: turkey, gravy, stuffing, mashed potatoes layered in this manner makes for a fine casserole
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Nov 26, 2022 16:19
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