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Goons Are Gifts

Yes, of course you can come! Please remember to come dressed, we are doing a theme party. The theme is simple, imagine the day as a kid when you had to go to some funeral of an adult you never heard of but your parents made you go anyways and you don't have a suit or anything proper but then when you finally found something after searching for four hours in the morning and causing everyone to be late, your parents decide they don't want to go after all and just didn't want to appear rude so half way en route they take another turn left to a hot dog restaurant so now you have a full family dressed in funeral clothes standing on a dirty hot dog stand and everyone looks at you and your family and especially you after your sibling wanted to play mud battle with you but you didn't feel like it but still was showered in mud that you accidentally spread out over all your body as well the car and now you are somehow dressed very well but also very uncomfortable due to the clothes you never wore before while also insanely filthy and no one knows why

You got something for that, right? No entry without proper costume thanks


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Goons Are Gifts

A beach party but on a rainy Sunday in March where all participants were busy with work but they forgot about it and went there, believing they can do it from there but they can't, leading to the awkward situation where everyone is fake smiling at each other while in their mind racing through options how to start work or flee but no one wants to be rude and thus stays and also its cold and they forgot to unfreeze the weiners so now they have to wait long for food and everyone ends up eating alone one by one due to the order the hot dogs are made


Heather Papps

hello friend


you're invited to our wedding! there will be a myers briggs personality test before admittance to the ceremony and only compatible types will be allowed in. anyone mentioning the enneagram will be shot immediately.



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

emSparkly

I'm open to interpretation!
A Christmas party but only for overweight alcoholic parents of kids under 5 years old who all compete to see who can get the other parents' kids to say the most hosed up offensive joke to the rest of the parents. Bonus points if the child is traumatized after they get in trouble because they were told to say a bad word they didn't know yet.

I am a patient they.

Goons Are Gifts

Yes we're doing a chess theme! Everyone dresses up like a chess figure and then we will reenact the Sicilian defense, don't expect to move a lot and I swear to God if you're going for the black Yugoslav attack, this is a civilized party


Twenty Four


An impromptu drunken Christmas work party in the conference room, but you and none of the people you invited work there. Just some random office building where everyone who actually works there is really confused as to who the hell all these people are getting drunk and wearing Santa hats and bad sweaters in their conference room.

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
For Jeffery's birthday, he wants to re-enact everyone's favorite Burgundian synod, the Council of Epaone. Everyone please bring a gift representing one of the ecclesiastical provinces and wear one of your 6th century bishop's robes. It would also make Jeffery happy if some of you came as apostates, but you'll have to fast from cake and ice cream as penance. We will start consecrating the stone altar in the morning, so show up early to help. (((Invited Guests Only)))

Manifisto


theme: you and the orbs have just got off a shift working together at the hot dog factory. you've all really been busting your buns, it is incredibly hard work stuffing the weiner casings with the weiner meat, but it's incredibly satisfying. you're all going to the party to let off steam, BUT all you have to eat is hot dogs, hot dog buns, and typical hot dog condiments, and all you have to drink is hot dog water. you also have an unlimited supply of hot dog costumes and baseball caps. your goal is to make this as festive a gathering as possible with the materials you have in hand, but also give everyone a break from work and constantly thinking about weiners. using primarily weiner-themed food drink and clothing, let's have an incredibly fun time where nobody has to think about hot dogs!


ty nesamdoom!

Youremother

MORT

Welcome to our theme party themed party! Please show up dressed as your favorite theme party. The theme for this theme party themed party is "Halloween themed", by the way, so please keep that in mind.

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Schweinhund

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Guys we are having a MORK AND MINDY THEMED COSTUME PARTY!!! I will be going as Mork so no one else dress as him!!!!

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