SA2K's 2022 QB Rankings: 75 Percent Kind Of

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a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Hey guess who thought last week was week 11 and not 12? Me.

Here are the QB rankings three quarters of the way through the year. At this point we know who a lot of these guys are, but there is still room to rise and fall! As always these are fluid rankings and it will be difficult to parse a few selections. Let's see who ends up where in the penultimate list.

1. Tua
2. Patrick Mahomes
3. Jalen Hurts
4. Joe Burrow
5. Geno Smith
6. Josh Allen
7. Jimmy Garappolo
8. Justin Herbert
9. Aaron Rodgers
10. Derek Carr
11. Tom Brady
12. Trevor Lawrence
13. Lamar Jackson
14. Jared Goff
16. Kirk Cousins
17. Dak Prescott
18. Ryan Tannehill
19. Justin Fields
20. Jacoby Brissett
21. Kyler Murray
22. Andy Dalton
23. Daniel Jones
24. Taylor Heineke
25. Marcus Mariota
26. Panthers QB
27. Mac Jones
28. Kenny Pickett
29. Russell Wilson
30. Davis Mills
31. Matt Stafford
32. Zach Wilson

# ? Dec 2, 2022 02:33

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GOOD TIMES ON METH: Mar 17, 2006; Fun Shoe

Interesting

# ? Dec 2, 2022 02:34

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a neat cape posted:

Hey guess who thought last week was week 11 and not 12? Me.

Here are the QB rankings three quarters of the way through the year. At this point we know who a lot of these guys are, but there is still room to rise and fall! As always these are fluid rankings and it will be difficult to parse a few selections. Let's see who ends up where in the penultimate list.

1. Tua
2. Patrick Mahomes
3. Jalen Hurts
4. Joe Burrow
5. Geno Smith
6. Josh Allen
7. Jimmy Garappolo
8. Justin Herbert
9. Aaron Rodgers
10. Derek Carr
11. Tom Brady
12. Trevor Lawrence
13. Lamar Jackson
14. Jared Goff
16. Kirk Cousins
17. Dak Prescott
18. Ryan Tannehill
19. Justin Fields
20. Jacoby Brissett
21. Kyler Murray
22. Andy Dalton
23. Daniel Jones
24. Taylor Heineke
25. Marcus Mariota
26. Panthers QB
27. Mac Jones
28. Kenny Pickett
29. Russell Wilson
30. Davis Mills
31. Matt Stafford
32. Zach Wilson

I agree mostly

# ? Dec 2, 2022 02:34

Shinji2015: Aug 31, 2007; Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

Panthers QB is the most accurate listing

# ? Dec 2, 2022 04:06

Redeye Flight: Mar 26, 2010; God, I'm so tired. What the hell did I post last night?

Kirk Cousins remains perfectly balanced, as all things should be. If there were 33 QBs he'd be #17. True football zen.

That said i think your #15 disappeared into the void.

# ? Dec 2, 2022 04:15

Cavauro: Jan 9, 2008

voted 1 on the dog poo poo. enjoy your non cursed guy 👍🏼

# ? Dec 2, 2022 04:16

a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Redeye Flight posted:

Kirk Cousins remains perfectly balanced, as all things should be. If there were 33 QBs he'd be #17. True football zen.

That said i think your #15 disappeared into the void.

wait did I miss a team

# ? Dec 2, 2022 04:21

Coolwhoami: Sep 13, 2007

Cavauro posted:

voted 1 on the dog poo poo. enjoy your non cursed guy 👍🏼

voting 5 to counteract this clown

list good, would make small adjustments but not my list

# ? Dec 2, 2022 04:31

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

Print the shirts.

# ? Dec 2, 2022 04:32

Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

Redeye Flight posted:

That said i think your #15 disappeared into the void.

Voted 1, shameful to do an incomplete list

# ? Dec 2, 2022 04:32

Redeye Flight: Mar 26, 2010; God, I'm so tired. What the hell did I post last night?

a neat cape posted:

wait did I miss a team

Yeah, though it took me a while to figure out which one and it doesn't surprise me once I did. You're missing QB Colts, currently Matt Ryan.

I still voted 5 though. You're providing a very important service.

Redeye Flight fucked around with this message at 05:26 on Dec 2, 2022

# ? Dec 2, 2022 05:23

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Redeye Flight posted:

Yeah, though it took me a while to figure out which one and it doesn't surprise me once I did. You're missing QB Colts, currently Matt Ryan.

I still voted 5 though. You're providing a very important service.

Hahahaha I just went through this figuring it out. And you're right, it makes sense that you'd forget him.

# ? Dec 2, 2022 06:57

pasaluki: Feb 27, 2008; THIS WHAGON HAS NO BREAKS! I HAVE THE HEART OF THE BUUFALO the strength OF THE MOUNTAIN, THE FURY OF THE THUNDER AND MY WILL IS UNBREAKABLE! I will not surrender to KNOW ONE

It's amazing. It required some rewiring of my brain so that I could embrace the Eldritch truth!

This poo poo is raw dude

# ? Dec 2, 2022 15:18

Cavauro: Jan 9, 2008

i changed my vote to 5 yesterday. been letting depression get the best of me recently. i apologize for my unnecessary rudeness and the lie i said, saying "dog poo poo." bye.

# ? Dec 2, 2022 20:30

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

I'm number 26 on this list.

# ? Dec 2, 2022 21:09

Big Ol Marsh Pussy: Jan 7, 2007

Burrow pick

# ? Dec 2, 2022 21:51

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

I refuse to believe Russell Wilson is ranked that loving high. Bullshit list.

# ? Dec 2, 2022 22:29

epic bacon: Sep 19, 2022

i agree with the list in the original post

# ? Dec 2, 2022 22:38

Diva Cupcake: Aug 15, 2005

Weird that Mike White isn�t at least top 20.

# ? Dec 2, 2022 23:11

really queer Christmas: Apr 22, 2014

Rodgers too high. Herbert too low.

# ? Dec 2, 2022 23:17

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

Wait, Jimmy over Justin?

# ? Dec 3, 2022 01:19

a patagonian cavy: Jan 12, 2009; UUA CVG 230000 KZID /RM TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE BENGALS DYNASTY

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Wait, Jimmy over Justin?

Justin fields is hurt, I think. jimmy is not. crucial difference

# ? Dec 3, 2022 01:21

Amy Pole Her: Jun 17, 2002

List is good and pure

# ? Dec 3, 2022 01:26

a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Amy Pole Her posted:

List is good and pure

No one was more surprised than me

# ? Dec 3, 2022 01:29

Darth Brooks: Jan 15, 2005; I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

I would put Kirk over Goff. Lions fans are absolutely certain Goff is costing them games and should be replaced. Cousins is not in that category.

Dak being over Cousins wouldn't seem out of place in case anyone thinks I'm being a homer.

# ? Dec 3, 2022 01:56

fartknocker: Oct 28, 2012; Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.; Wedge Regret

I'm #15 on the list.

# ? Dec 3, 2022 22:21

Blitz of 404 Error: Sep 19, 2007; Joe Biden is a top 15 president

Good list, no notes.

Thanks for your effort in putting this together

# ? Dec 5, 2022 15:54

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Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

I've only seen like a quarter of Hurts playing. I think fourth is about right for Burrow considering the absolute turd he put down in Cleveland.

# ? Dec 5, 2022 16:04

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