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Dec 4, 2022 19:41
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Descartes: I think, therefore I am... Jock: ... GAYYYYY!!!!!!!!! Descartes: *speechless* |
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Dec 4, 2022 19:42
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| Plato getting the equivalent of a swirlie in the communal bathhouse. | |
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Dec 4, 2022 19:45
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Isn't that intermingling how Dolph Lundgren came to be born? |
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Dec 4, 2022 20:01
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can your head get dipped into the same toilet twice? |
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Dec 4, 2022 20:02
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"wow i can not believe we share so many of the same ideas about women" "it really is strange"
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Dec 5, 2022 01:16
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Putty posted:Descartes: I think, therefore I am... Putty posted:Plato getting the equivalent of a swirlie in the communal bathhouse. lol
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Dec 5, 2022 02:30
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A bunch of bros tailgating on the back of a chariot before the Olympics, getting absolutely shithoused.
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Dec 5, 2022 02:35
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consulting pythagoras before doing a backflip into the communal bath
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Dec 5, 2022 02:38
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Putty posted:Descartes: I think, therefore I am... |
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Dec 5, 2022 03:08
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Putty posted:Descartes: I think, therefore I am... |
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Dec 5, 2022 03:09
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Diogenes throwing poop at Plato before running naked through his class room and calling him gay, which is something that happened, is kinda that but somehow both are philosophers
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Dec 5, 2022 03:33
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Now imagine what the jock at school that wanted your lunch once will be in history
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Dec 5, 2022 03:33
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| Sun Tzu's School Survival Guide | |
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Dec 5, 2022 04:56
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A jock in the back of the auditorium attending a legendary lecture by Aristotle, but he's sleeping through it because he's on a sports scholarship and is just there for the class credit.
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Dec 5, 2022 06:20
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Twenty Four posted:A jock in the back of the auditorium attending a legendary lecture by Aristotle, but he's sleeping through it because he's on a sports scholarship and is just there for the class credit. Coach: look just give my boy a passing grade, for the good of the school, Aristotle: Educating the mind without educating the heart is no education at all Coach: don't make me play hardball here, the dean and I are close Aristotle: Knowing yourself is the beginning of all wisdom Coach: your rear end is grass |
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Dec 5, 2022 07:59
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Aristotle: Knowing yourself is the beginning of all wisdom. Jock: lol *jerk off motion* |
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Dec 5, 2022 08:00
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alnilam posted:Coach: look just give my boy a passing grade, for the good of the school, Drink-Mix Man posted:Aristotle: Knowing yourself is the beginning of all wisdom. 
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Dec 5, 2022 08:16
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Dec 5, 2022 10:09
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St. Augustine: Da mihi castitatem et continentiam... *pan out to show the YOBBER House rager, babes every which way, the music is bumpin. St. Augustine winks to the camera before donning his shades and his signature "boner patrol" bib* ...sed noli modo!!!!
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Dec 5, 2022 10:41
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Jock: eccehomosayswhat? Nietzsche: was??
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Dec 5, 2022 10:42
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jock: hey socrates? socrates: what? jock: more like socradeez nuts! <high fives other jock> |
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Dec 5, 2022 11:56
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hobbes: life is nasty, brutish, and short. jock: so is your mom! hobbes: 
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Dec 5, 2022 14:57
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jock: I dumped your lunch in the garbage, nerd! zizek: heh, jokes on you. i am already eating out of the garbage all of the time
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Dec 5, 2022 15:38
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That one jock who really needed Occam’s razor in like 5th grade
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Dec 5, 2022 17:58
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“The greatest reps of the greatest weight is the foundation of swole and pump” – Jez Bentham
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Dec 5, 2022 18:02
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alnilam posted:Coach: look just give my boy a passing grade, for the good of the school, hah! Also: lol
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Dec 6, 2022 15:52
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Putty posted:Sun Tzu's School Survival Guide
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Dec 7, 2022 19:03
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How Wonderful! posted:St. Augustine: Da mihi castitatem et continentiam...
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