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Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

COlts are the most depressing team when I accidentally watch one of their games this year.

# ? Dec 5, 2022 05:26

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RC and Moon Pie: May 5, 2011

FOURTH QUARTER IND DAL

TD 13:52
Michael Gallup Pass From Dak Prescott for 3 Yds, B.Maher extra point is GOOD, Center-M.Overton, Holder-B.Anger.
10 plays, 75 yards, 4:51
19 28

TD 13:34
Malik Hooker 38 Yd Fumble Recovery , TWO-POINT CONVERSION ATTEMPT. C.Lamb pass to N.Brown is incomplete. ATTEMPT FAILS.
1 play, 6 yards, 0:18
19 34

TD 9:46
Tony Pollard 30 Yd Rush, B.Maher extra point is Blocked (G.Stewart), Center-M.Overton, Holder-B.Anger.
3 plays, 53 yards, 1:17
19 40

TD 6:06
Ezekiel Elliott 4 Yd Rush, B.Maher extra point is GOOD, Center-M.Overton, Holder-B.Anger.
5 plays, 72 yards, 2:58
19 47

TD 2:25
Malik Davis 23 Yd Rush, B.Maher extra point is GOOD, Center-M.Overton, Holder-B.Anger.
3 plays, 29 yards, 1:30
19 54

# ? Dec 5, 2022 05:26

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

sunday night fotbal!!!!!!

# ? Dec 5, 2022 05:26

wilderthanmild: Jun 21, 2010; Posting shit; Grimey Drawer

Chance of scorigami 99.3% Once you cross 50 there's a lot of chances for it

# ? Dec 5, 2022 05:26

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

CapnAndy posted:

oh, this is the score that puts it away?

This is still Dallas we're talking about. We have to be sure.

# ? Dec 5, 2022 05:26

fast cars loose anus: Mar 2, 2007; Pillbug

jeff probably should have gameplanned more on saturday amirite

# ? Dec 5, 2022 05:26

ShakeZula: Jun 17, 2003; Nobody move and nobody gets hurt.

Ryan has one more pick in him

# ? Dec 5, 2022 05:27

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

despite everything, i still would totally do cocaine with jim irsay and listen to his insane stories of whatever came out of his drug damaged brain

# ? Dec 5, 2022 05:27

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

maybe if the cowboys keep scoring they'll cause a buffer overrun and end up with negative two billion points and lose

# ? Dec 5, 2022 05:27

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

wilderthanmild posted:

Chance of scorigami 99.3% Once you cross 50 there's a lot of chances for it

It is currently.

Add a fg, 6 / 7/ 8 point TD are all scorigamis as well

# ? Dec 5, 2022 05:27

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Chinatown posted:

despite everything, i still would totally do cocaine with jim irsay and listen to his insane stories of whatever came out of his drug damaged brain

As long as it stays with cocaine. No roofies please.

# ? Dec 5, 2022 05:28

Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

Is that bad

# ? Dec 5, 2022 05:28

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Chinatown posted:

sunday night fotbal!!!!!!

https://i.imgur.com/dbyGpaB.mp4

# ? Dec 5, 2022 05:28

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
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Jeff Saturday looks like he aged 100 years.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRSjKfvm368

# ? Dec 5, 2022 05:29

Zoran: Aug 19, 2008; I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!

Shinjobi posted:

Is that bad

I remember enjoying wingstop

# ? Dec 5, 2022 05:30

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

I wanna hear some indiana talk radio

# ? Dec 5, 2022 05:30

ShakeZula: Jun 17, 2003; Nobody move and nobody gets hurt.

Android Apocalypse posted:

Jeff Saturday looks like he aged 100 years.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRSjKfvm368

Yeah there's no way he's even interviewing for the job after the season

# ? Dec 5, 2022 05:30

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Kalli posted:

It is currently.

Add a fg, 6 / 7/ 8 point TD are all scorigamis as well

Denied

# ? Dec 5, 2022 05:31

Rod Hoofhearted: Jun 18, 2000; I am a ghost

Huh. The score was 19-21, then I did some dishes, let the dog out before bed, and took out the trash, and now it�s 19-54. :stare:

# ? Dec 5, 2022 05:31

Rick Grimes: Oct 12, 2005; We Are The Walking Dead

And we have a Scorigami!

# ? Dec 5, 2022 05:31

wilderthanmild: Jun 21, 2010; Posting shit; Grimey Drawer

What do you call the victory formation when you're losing?

# ? Dec 5, 2022 05:31

AndrewP: Apr 21, 2010

just checked the score :stare:

# ? Dec 5, 2022 05:31

fast cars loose anus: Mar 2, 2007; Pillbug

Takes No Damage posted:

Denied

? 54-19 is scorigami

# ? Dec 5, 2022 05:32

EvilBlackRailgun: Jan 28, 2007

wilderthanmild posted:

What do you call the victory formation when you're losing?

Surrender formation

# ? Dec 5, 2022 05:32

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

wilderthanmild posted:

What do you call the victory formation when you're losing?

colts football

# ? Dec 5, 2022 05:32

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
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and you are
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Thanks to Tankathon's site the Colts are firmly 9th in the draft.

# ? Dec 5, 2022 05:33

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

fast cars loose anus posted:

? 54-19 is scorigami

Oh, I thought they needed one more score. Cool!

# ? Dec 5, 2022 05:33

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

wilderthanmild posted:

What do you call the victory formation when you're losing?

Assuming the Mercy Position.

# ? Dec 5, 2022 05:34

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

https://twitter.com/NFL_Scorigami/status/1599622501939789824?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet

# ? Dec 5, 2022 05:38

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# ? May 6, 2024 00:18

Quiet Feet: Dec 14, 2009; THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

RC and Moon Pie posted:

FOURTH QUARTER IND DAL

TD 13:52
Michael Gallup Pass From Dak Prescott for 3 Yds, B.Maher extra point is GOOD, Center-M.Overton, Holder-B.Anger.
10 plays, 75 yards, 4:51
19 28

TD 13:34
Malik Hooker 38 Yd Fumble Recovery , TWO-POINT CONVERSION ATTEMPT. C.Lamb pass to N.Brown is incomplete. ATTEMPT FAILS.
1 play, 6 yards, 0:18
19 34

TD 9:46
Tony Pollard 30 Yd Rush, B.Maher extra point is Blocked (G.Stewart), Center-M.Overton, Holder-B.Anger.
3 plays, 53 yards, 1:17
19 40

TD 6:06
Ezekiel Elliott 4 Yd Rush, B.Maher extra point is GOOD, Center-M.Overton, Holder-B.Anger.
5 plays, 72 yards, 2:58
19 47

TD 2:25
Malik Davis 23 Yd Rush, B.Maher extra point is GOOD, Center-M.Overton, Holder-B.Anger.
3 plays, 29 yards, 1:30
19 54

Yuck I hate it!

# ? Dec 5, 2022 05:42

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