Beginning to think fairy tail writers might have been incels

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Escape From Noise

Uh yeah so there was this gross monster everyone hated. But actually he was a total Chad but that BITCH Becky...I mean a witch cursed him with low T and hosed up face geometry. In order to lift the curse he needed to be kissed by at least an 8, but ideally better.

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# ? Dec 7, 2022 17:56

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# ? Apr 30, 2024 00:53

Heather Papps: hello friend

kissing a sleeping woman is cool and good, actually

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Dec 7, 2022 17:56

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# ? Dec 7, 2022 18:54

idiotsavant

Modern day fairy tales were greatly influenced by Andrew langs wife rewriting a bunch of traditional folklore to make it palatable for both children and the Victorian/Edwardian mindset so basically yes

# ? Dec 8, 2022 04:32

idiotsavant

the virgin evil step-mother vs the chad baba yaga

# ? Dec 8, 2022 04:35

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

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# ? Dec 8, 2022 07:08

sb hermit

through the magic mirror's vision, becky gazed upon that rear end, and nodded in agreement

"verily, that rear end is phat, and any who lays eyes upon it shall be bewitched by its curves. We must put that rear end beyond the reach of mortal man, lest our fair kingdom fall into chaos and despair"

# ? Dec 8, 2022 11:19

Stoner Sloth

Heather Papps posted:

kissing a sleeping woman is cool and good, actually

in the original tale of sleeping beauty the king does a hell of a lot more than kiss her... in fact she only wakes up when one of the twins she's given birth to dislodges the cursed bit of flax in her finger :yikes:

# ? Dec 8, 2022 13:27

google THIS

And then the handsome Nice Prince got cockblocked by archaic values of chastity, midnight curfews, and consent, leaving him only with one of her shoes, a symbol of her shallow vanity. But he was simping so hard that he

# ? Dec 8, 2022 14:01

idiotsavant

"so then i was like i mean i guess that's a nice dress for a cursed farmgirl to wear, kinda seems plain for an enchanted princess tho and BAM! that was it!"
"that was it? she sucked your dick?"
"hell yeah she sucked my dick, dude! i'm telling you, this negging stuff is like fairy magic to the babes"
"dude, we're gonna get ALL SEVEN of our dicks sucked!!"

# ? Dec 8, 2022 18:26