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11,000-Year-Old Carving of Man Holding His Penis, Surrounded by Leopards, Is Oldest-Known Depiction of a Narrative Scene The world’s oldest narrative scene, depicting humans and animals in a two-panel carving, has been discovered by archaeologists in Turkey. Both panels portray a person facing dangerous animals—the flat relief on the left shows a squatting male figure holding a rattle or a snake against a bull, while the right shows a male figure in high relief holding its phallus as leopards approach from both sides. This human figure features a round face, large ears, and bulging eyes, and is wearing a triangular-shaped neckband. The horns of the bull and the teeth of the leopards are especially emphasized, which serves to heighten the danger in each scene. Incredible! What could it mean? Do we need to rewrite the history books? 
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Dec 11, 2022 03:03
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goons through time
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Dec 11, 2022 03:04
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Kinda looks like Genesplicer imo
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Dec 11, 2022 03:06
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Don’t doxx me!
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Dec 11, 2022 03:08
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Looks like they predicted the Internet. I mean, dick pics and cats - it's all right there.
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Dec 11, 2022 03:28
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surrounded by pussy but would rather jerk it. what a loving alpha
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Dec 11, 2022 03:35
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poor guy got eaten while taking a leak and some rear end in a top hat made a shitpost that lasted millennia
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Dec 11, 2022 03:45
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Might as well get one last orgasm in before you get eaten
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Dec 11, 2022 03:48
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someday the hyper evolved squid civilisation will find my dick pic and think the same thing
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Dec 11, 2022 03:48
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Just lmao if you haven't warded off fierce game just by wielding your girth.
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Dec 11, 2022 03:50
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I was wondering how they carbon dated stone but, no, they dated the area where the stone was found. Loser on the left was being scared spitless by a bull but our hero cranked one out surrounded by leopards.
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Dec 11, 2022 04:40
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Humanity went downhill after that.
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Dec 11, 2022 04:51
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Dick Fontaine posted:11,000-Year-Old Carving of Man Holding His Penis, Surrounded by Leopards, Is Oldest-Known Depiction of a Narrative Scene it just looks like a dude trying to hide is dick or maybe jerking off
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Dec 11, 2022 05:22
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i never thought leopards would eat my dick, sobs woman belonging the the leopards eating dicks arts and crafts group
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Dec 11, 2022 05:25
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i bet 1000 years from now we'll discover a 12,000 year old carving just like it
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Dec 11, 2022 05:27
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Cum at your enemies was my takeaway but now it's assault e_e
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Dec 11, 2022 05:31
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It's a political cartoon
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Dec 11, 2022 05:52
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Colonel Cancer posted:It's a political cartoon this guy gets it
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Dec 11, 2022 05:53
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Dixville posted:Might as well get one last orgasm in before you get eaten This Dix gets it.
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Dec 11, 2022 11:38
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It's hard to accept that a carved relief is in any danger from two-dimensional drawings, no matter how menacing. This is obviously intentional. The man is, IMO, an enlightened, empowered figure, greater and more real than the mundane threats that surround him. He who has mastered himself fears not the leopard.
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Dec 11, 2022 12:00
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When your dick is so rock hard a cat can't scratch it
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