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Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum
Sure is something else tell you what

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WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

N😁😁N🍤R

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Nooner once told me that their backwards smiling was part of their brand and by God they were right

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
Vietnam veteran and drifter Nooner wandered into a small Washington town in search of an old friend, but was met with intolerance and brutality by the local sheriff, Will Teasle. When Teasle and his deputies restrained and shaved Nooner, he flashed back to his time as a prisoner.

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
Don't worry Nooner there's a new pokemon that looks EXACTLY like you, Gamefreak cares about you.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
Nooner did hard time in jail when his former boss, Col. Troutman, offered him a deal. If Nooner traveled to Vietnam to try to find the American prisoners of war, his criminal record would be expunged. Nooner took the reconnaissance assignment and agreed not to get involved in any of the action. However, when his Vietnamese lover, Co Bao, waskilled by American forces, Nooner forgot his promise and took matters into his own hands.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Luvcow posted:

Nooner did hard time in jail when his former boss, Col. Troutman, offered him a deal. If Nooner traveled to Vietnam to try to find the American prisoners of war, his criminal record would be expunged. Nooner took the reconnaissance assignment and agreed not to get involved in any of the action. However, when his Vietnamese lover, Co Bao, waskilled by American forces, Nooner forgot his promise and took matters into his own hands.

There was a far cry dlc where you are in Vietnam and I beat it so I have one of those veteran stickers on my car now

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


:hellyeah:NOONER: FIRST poo poo:berninator:

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Nooner posted:

There was a far cry dlc where you are in Vietnam and I beat it so I have one of those veteran stickers on my car now

:911:

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

Nooner sticks to a hard diet and exercise regimen so his tattoos will never sag.

SweetMercifulCrap!
Jan 28, 2012
Lipstick Apathy
Nooner is a... brilliant poster, with lots of... well thought out, practical ideas. He is insuring the financial security of this forum for years to come. Oh, yes - and his personal hygiene is above reproach.

Grumblepuff
Dec 29, 2018

You think you taught me a lesson, babe
Betcha think you "got through to me"
No one gets through here anymore
Right
Nooner also got me into collecting anime figures and I have so many Boruto D. Gojo figures I can't stand it.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
sleep tight baby nooner and thank you for your service

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i liked when he trolled the airsoft forum lol

TODD BONZALEZ
Jul 3, 2010




Nooner is full of carefree fun posting energy

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

TONY MEATBALLS posted:

Nooner is full of carefree fun posting energy

basically the opposite of a mod

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
nooner is pretty cool I guess, sometimes
maybe

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


Nooner seems to consume a lot of huel

Cannon_Fodder
Jul 17, 2007

"Hey, where did Steve go?"
Design by Kamoc
I heard Nooner shits his AND other people's pants, but you have to ask super nicely.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Rumor is Nooner is still tuggin even after the forum-wide ban

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

100% DOG LOVER
ALL DOGS LOVED, ALL THE TIME

Smugworth posted:

Nooner came up with a very funny nickname for Aardvark that starts with a t but I'm not allowed to type it

it was tardvark and it was very funny and as i recall there were some other, maybe french related puns and jokes along those lines as well? basicslly classic nooner

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

it was tardvark and it was very funny and as i recall there were some other, maybe french related puns and jokes along those lines as well? basicslly classic nooner

:ibadpop:

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

All this undue attention is what fuels a GBS superstar's inevitable downfall. Have you learned nothing?

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

That said, Nooner has very nice smelling armpits.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
kinda confused as to why this thread isn't stickied right now

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Nooner is a somewhat less annoying poster than the OP.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

neato burrito posted:

That said, Nooner has very nice smelling armpits.


Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Nooner is a somewhat less annoying poster than the OP.

:yeah:

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

100% DOG LOVER
ALL DOGS LOVED, ALL THE TIME

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Nooner is a somewhat less annoying poster than the OP.

lol

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread
He is quite handsome too as well as funny

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Nooner is slightly more annoying than smugworth so he's cool in my book

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

I like Nooner's turtles

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

nooner has outlived every other gbs darling

he should have your respect

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 22 minutes!
Nooner posts with joy in his heart which is something we should all aspire to do

Seth Pecksniff fucked around with this message at 04:42 on Dec 12, 2022

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD posted:

nooner has outlived every other gbs darling

he should have your respect

Sid died?? :ohdear:

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD posted:

nooner has outlived every other gbs darling

dude I'm right here ):

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Nooner had the common courtesy to turn all the vhs porno tapes backwards on the shelf when I stayed at his air bnb. I assumed it was all classic 80s comedy but it turns out it was all small dick fetish porn. :thunkin:

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Nooner is a somewhat less annoying poster than the OP.

You’re just jealous of my bike

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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I lanced one of nooners goon boils and it provided water for a small village for a month. :hai:

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