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Escape From Noise

I think maybe this could be huge for me.

Just think about it. You're at a BBQ, drinking a beer and waiting for the burgs to grill and then you hear it: a really high pitched cover of the latest Weeknd song.



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nesamdoom

nesaM killed Masen


Escape From Noise posted:

I think maybe this could be huge for me.

Just think about it. You're at a BBQ, drinking a beer and waiting for the burgs to grill and then you hear it: a really high pitched cover of the latest Weeknd song.

I'm never going to a BBQ without a tamborine again.

https://i.imgur.com/1qBoiAi.mp4

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sounds like a great idea!






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Nosfereefer

IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM
im going to become the accordion guy

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Dr. Honked

eat it you slaaaaaaag
anyway here's wonderwall *pulls out kazoo*



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Heather Papps

hello friend


hope you aren't married op cause you're gonna be swatting away tail like you wouldn't believe



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Escape From Noise

Heather Papps posted:

hope you aren't married op cause you're gonna be swatting away tail like you wouldn't believe

I'm married...to my ukulele! [starts strumming furiously]



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Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


ukelele is bad instrument op try guitar instead or even banjo, maybe mandolin


https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!


Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


ukulele is for scrumps


https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!


Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


thats when a scrub and a chump have a baby and it is even worse than the scrub or the chump


https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!


Escape From Noise

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

ukelele is bad instrument op try guitar instead or even banjo, maybe mandolin

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

ukulele is for scrumps

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

thats when a scrub and a chump have a baby and it is even worse than the scrub or the chump

That reminds me [strums ukulele] of a song...

[Launches into full length ukulele cover of No Scrubs by TLC and forcing everyone to join in on the chorus]



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nesamdoom

nesaM killed Masen


Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

ukelele is bad instrument op try guitar instead or even banjo, maybe mandolin

I actually really want a banjolele, but it's an expense I can't justify. I'd carry it everywhere and really annoy people playing basslines on it.

Anyways, looks like this thread is shaping up to crash block party BBQs and get some free lunch.

https://i.imgur.com/1qBoiAi.mp4

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Dukes Mayo Clinic
a banjolele is all the worst parts of a banjo and a ukelele, but also an effective form of birth control, so who’s to say?

Dr. Honked

eat it you slaaaaaaag
when i was a small childe, i owned a banjolele. it had a big crack in the body, the frets were wonky and had sharp ends which cut my fingers, but i loved it. i would relentlessly play george formby songs which impressed the old folks but i imagine it drove everyone else nuts



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treasure bear

im sorry, your ukulele was utterly destroyed the moment your back was turned, what a tragedy

Escape From Noise

treasure bear posted:

im sorry, your ukulele was utterly destroyed the moment your back was turned, what a tragedy

My personality! NOOOOOO!



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Escape From Noise

[Pulls second, smaller ukulele out of my cargo shorts side pocket.]



Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

RepeatingMeme


this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited


Attempts to jug blow along with an empty beer bottle, but cant quite hit it. Just sitting in the corner making emoty hoo hoo sounds



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Dr. Honked

eat it you slaaaaaaag
when i was a teenager, i really wanted an electric guitar, but couldn't afford one. i learned electronics and made an amplifier out of scavenged parts, and got an old microphone from somewhere. i would hold the microphone between the banjolele and my body and thrash the poo poo out of it.



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Shifty Nipples

i have a didgeridoo that is made out of pvc pipe, i make noises with it occasionally but i can't breathe in a circle or anything fancy like that


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Farecoal

There he go

Dukes Mayo Clinic posted:

a banjolele is all the worst parts of a banjo and a ukelele, but also an effective form of birth control, so who’s to say?

excuse me this guy
destroyed pussy

Youremother

MORT

My wife got me a really nice tenor ukulele for Christmas and it's a lot of fun to play.

Escape From Noise

Farecoal posted:

excuse me this guy
destroyed pussy

Yeah. It's well known how much Queen Elizabeth II loved him.



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Ass-penny

more of a ukulele they or comrade or drunk

treasure bear

Youremother posted:

My wife got me a really nice tenor ukulele for Christmas and it's a lot of fun to play.

Hey, look over there!

Youremother

MORT

treasure bear posted:

Hey, look over there!

Macnult

guy who drank too much and is talking in cursive vs. guy who picked up a ukulele to sing in cursive

FutonForensic

i hope the host has flood insurance, because when i'm done with this tiny tim cover there won't be an unnutted pair of breeches in the house


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FutonForensic posted:

i hope the host has flood insurance, because when i'm done with this tiny tim cover there won't be an unnutted pair of breeches in the house

:pusheen:


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Youremother

MORT

Hey check this out (plays an astonishingly intermediate cover of Devo's "Beautiful World" on my uke; I do not sing along.)

biosterous




Youremother posted:

astonishingly intermediate

lmao @ this

one time a wrestler put down another wrestler by asking if his shirt size was "extra medium" and this has a similar feel



thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!
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Youremother

MORT

Like I can clearly do all the first position chords but ask me to fingerstyle play anything and I'll go to pieces (now playing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", the Israel Kamakawiwoʻole version)

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