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baka of lathspell

with a quota to do this for a hundred more movies by this afternoon

*extremely mad max voice* they can take our lives but they can never take our freedom!!!!

well technically when you're dead you're only free to be dead. ahaha gotem.

*frantically scans next item on list*

and then he says, you know when i said id kill you last? I LIED. well don't you know lying is a cinemaSIN. then you play a sound effect cuz thats the name of the channel. ahaha. im on fire today. next


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casablanca? more like gets on my blankin case. they call him humphrey bogart because this movie bogarted my time like it was a big fat joint. that ones for all the stoners out there

*is fired because cinemasins is pg-rated*

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cinemasins guy being held upside down by bullies while his lunch money falls out of his pockets: wow, this situation really makes sense. nice storytelling, god

Heather Papps

hello friend


mulan review: it's PERFECT



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cinemasins guy dissecting the plot of one of those no talking before the movie public service features

and then talking guy gets hit by a handful of popcorn. am i really supposed to believe someone would waste popcorn like that??? :smuggo:

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cinemasins guy descending each layer of cinehell, each one a different classification of plot contrivance you can found broken down and mercilessly ridiculed on tvtropes

thank :weed: for this thread

Heather Papps

hello friend


cinemasins in the third layer of hell
"this soul's most grave sin is avarice they really shouldn't be here plus one si-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHH gently caress NO NO MY LORD IT WAS BUT A JEST FORGIV"



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I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.
Roll credits :jerkbag:

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
cinemasins are even worse than craisins

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Buttchocks posted:

cinemasins are even worse than craisins

cinemasins guy reviews nicrolas crages new movie craisin arizona

once again nicrolas crage wants to make me think instead of make me drink. bottoms up crage, this molson craynadians for you and your crareer if you don't go back to doing what works- chrewing the screnery. 2 ice crold ones out of 5


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