attempting to explain the concept of a gold mined thread to my mother

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Heather Papps: hello friend

no not every post has to be funny

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# ? Dec 16, 2022 01:22

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Heather Papps: hello friend

so you know about brick jokes right? okay so this is why the 50th post is extremely funny, in context

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# ? Dec 16, 2022 01:22

Heather Papps: hello friend

a post is like the thing you make on facebook but it's usually related to the thread

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# ? Dec 16, 2022 01:23

Heather Papps: hello friend

a... okay imagine if you typed out a topic for a facebook post and then typed an actual post, with the topic being what i call a thread title

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# ? Dec 16, 2022 01:23

Heather Papps: hello friend

likes? oh mother dearest you know not the joy of the emptyquote. let me show you

*rapidly types a blue fluid post*

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# ? Dec 16, 2022 01:24

Heather Papps: hello friend

no none of the other posters are my cousins. i don't... no it couldn't be we'd have figured it out by now. would we?

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# ? Dec 16, 2022 01:24

Prof. Crocodile

you know how, when you really like a recipe from a magazine, you clip the recipe out and keep it in that old whitman's sampler box in the pantry?

# ? Dec 16, 2022 01:27

Heather Papps: hello friend

imagine an infinite fridge

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# ? Dec 16, 2022 01:28

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

It's like OnlyFarmers, but the farmers are jokes that people made online.

# ? Dec 16, 2022 01:39

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Remember when your church self-published a cookbook of everyone's favorite recipes? Well, imagine if the recipes made people laugh a lot, but not in the anti-food porn way.

# ? Dec 16, 2022 01:45

google THIS

...Ok yeah, kind of. So imagine that, except instead of Minions, it's a guy stretching his own butthole out impossibly wide. And then all the comments afterwards, instead of saying things like "That's Biden's America!" they just keep posting that very same image over and over again in a little box

...The butthole guy? Well you see, back at the turn of the millennium, when you thought teenage me was typing out school assignments in Word '97,

# ? Dec 16, 2022 02:48

How Wonderful!: I only have excellent ideas

Heather Papps posted:

no none of the other posters are my cousins. i don't... no it couldn't be we'd have figured it out by now. would we?

we are all perhaps cousins-in-arms

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# ? Dec 16, 2022 03:40

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Ok so instead of taking gold out of the mine, people pay ten dollars to put their gold into the mine. Because they're proud of their gold, mom. They want people to see it. The mine is like a museum that people can visit for free. No, none of my gold is in the mine. yeah I paid the ten bux. Also the mine is staffed by people who are exactly like the people who run actual gold mines. No you can't invest in the goldmine, but you can donate money to the mine owners. Are you laughing or crying?

# ? Dec 16, 2022 03:47

sb hermit

Heather Papps posted:

likes? oh mother dearest you know not the joy of the emptyquote. let me show you

*rapidly types a blue fluid post*

# ? Dec 16, 2022 11:30

sb hermit

no mom, someone else paid :10bux:

for you to post, so let's spend the next six hours figuring out a good username

"crochet all day" actually sounds pretty nice, ma

# ? Dec 16, 2022 11:32

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

sb hermit posted:

"crochet all day" actually sounds pretty nice, ma

# ? Dec 16, 2022 14:49

Bacon Taco: Now with extra narwhal meat!
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Heather Papps posted:

imagine an infinite fridge

so mom, imagine four fridges on a cliff, time and posting are like that

mom, no, the fridges actually aren't on a cliff and i know it would be really wasteful and expensive and difficult to push them all off, it's a joke, really

# ? Dec 16, 2022 16:57

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discovering that my mom is an admin on sa

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# ? Dec 16, 2022 18:14

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