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Alright, it seems our lovely Martian colony has finally begun to thrive. Except for John. We did what we had to do, RIP. We couldn't let his space madness spread. But that means it's time to start laying down the law. We need to form a government, and obviously, we can't let the mindless masses decide something so important, so we'll leave it up to the captains, which are me. I vote myself God-King of Mars. All in favor? Unanimous. Great. Well, with that established, if any of you have any suggestions for laws, I'm open to hearing them.
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There may come tough times in our society's future, so I'm tentatively allowing the eating of human meat, but only if it turns out to be delicious. For emergencies only, of course. But we wouldn't want to waste all that delicious John, would we?
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Oxygen Populi oxygen dei
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Learn to overcome the crass demands of flesh and bone, for they warp the matrix through which we perceive the world. Extend your awareness outward, beyond the self of body, to embrace the self of group and the self of humanity. The goals of the group and the greater race are transcendent, and to embrace them is to achieve enlightenment.
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how many space horses do we have left? we should have a weekly derby with proceeds going to the state to raise revenue also, when john runs out, we're going to need some kind of lottery
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Dec 18, 2022 17:03
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really loving ironic that I live on Mars but I'm 54 million miles from the nearest 7-11 that sells Mars Bars
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I'm running off to eat mars dirt with this cool new matriarchal cult, see ya losers!
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Filthy Hans posted:really loving ironic that I live on Mars but I'm 54 million miles from the nearest 7-11 that sells Mars Bars I think they call them Milkyways here.
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Dec 18, 2022 17:53
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first order of business is to build a railroad track so we can put the poor's on the wrong side
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War and Pieces posted:first order of business is to build a railroad track so we can put the poor's on the wrong side the Oregon Protocols are being ratified as we speak
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Dec 20, 2022 04:27
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when do i get my three boobs
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Dec 20, 2022 04:29
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http://paulburgess.org/mars.html
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redneck nazgul posted:when do i get my three boobs Screw that, I want three balls.
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i'm gonna join the cult dedicated to making sure humanity does not leave earth so id probably sabotage the colony
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CODChimera posted:i'm gonna join the cult dedicated to making sure humanity does not leave earth so id probably sabotage the colony thank you
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Since the only way to survive on mars is to live in a bunker 10s of meters below the surface i think we should definitely make air scrubbers part of the constitution to deal with the ramifications of our diet that consists exclusively of lovely little beans grown under uv lamps
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don't blame me I voted for the reactor
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