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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > BYOB Goldmine: Gold Mango > i did it i found the dumbest possible static image ad

frump truck: hello... again!

# ? Dec 18, 2022 18:26

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? Apr 27, 2024 09:25

frump truck: hello... again!

this ad was created by a committee of four haunted skeletons who are all trying to convince each other that they are somewhere between 12 and 28 years old and also a golden retriever who accidentally stepped on a smartphone and opened instagram once

# ? Dec 18, 2022 18:27

frump truck: hello... again!

and none of them know how to read

# ? Dec 18, 2022 18:28

frump truck: hello... again!

also it was like 320x240 for some reason

# ? Dec 18, 2022 18:28

frump truck: hello... again!

also in the universe of this ad the guy posted that he was stealing "that" for his profile but didn't actually post the quote at all so nobody knows what he's talking about

frump truck fucked around with this message at 18:33 on Dec 18, 2022

# ? Dec 18, 2022 18:30

frump truck: hello... again!

# ? Dec 18, 2022 18:31

frump truck: hello... again!

ok the end. post whatever you want in here

# ? Dec 18, 2022 18:33

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

frump truck posted:

ok the end. post whatever you want in here

https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4
Thanks to vanisher for the paradise sig!

# ? Dec 18, 2022 19:30

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Viginti Septem posted:

# ? Dec 18, 2022 19:34

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

Viginti Septem posted:

^{thanks deep dish pete moss and Plant MONSTER}

# ? Dec 18, 2022 19:44

frump truck: hello... again!

Viginti Septem posted:

hahahahah but pls no avatar

# ? Dec 18, 2022 19:59

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

frump truck posted:

hahahahah but pls no avatar

Don't worry, I'm broke. And I wouldn't do that lol

https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4
Thanks to vanisher for the paradise sig!

# ? Dec 18, 2022 19:59

Prof. Crocodile

Viginti Septem posted:

# ? Dec 19, 2022 01:33

Finger Prince

Viginti Septem posted:

:five:

# ? Dec 19, 2022 01:44

Ass-penny

Viginti Septem posted:

# ? Dec 19, 2022 02:25

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Viginti Septem posted:

# ? Dec 20, 2022 07:13

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

Viginti Septem posted:

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

# ? Dec 24, 2022 15:28

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

Viginti Septem posted:

Join the BYOB Army

^{thank you again Saoshyant!!}

# ? Dec 24, 2022 15:29

frump truck: hello... again!

Viginti Septem posted:

# ? Dec 24, 2022 16:07

Twenty Four

Viginti Septem posted:

# ? Dec 25, 2022 08:13

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

I haven't properly looked through this thread but I like the picture.

# ? Dec 25, 2022 20:08

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

goldmnie

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

# ? Dec 25, 2022 21:25

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

watho posted:

goldmnie

# ? Dec 25, 2022 22:21

Philippe: (she/her)

Why can't images be thread titles

# ? Dec 25, 2022 23:15

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

goes in all fields

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

# ? Dec 25, 2022 23:27

Simsmagic: im beautiful

the font on that really nailing the 70s-80s pulp fiction romance novels

thank you dumb sex-parrot for the wonderful sig!

# ? Dec 25, 2022 23:28

Stoner Sloth

Viginti Septem posted:

watho posted:

goldmnie

# ? Dec 26, 2022 00:31

google THIS

Viginti Septem posted:

# ? Dec 29, 2022 17:59

google THIS

Nothing entices me to read like seeing James Franco flipping through a stolen diary while wearing a hat made out of balloon letters and eyeballs

# ? Dec 29, 2022 18:06

Soapyshoes: I will set each and every one of you on fire.

OOOOOOOOOHH!!

# ? Dec 29, 2022 18:26

Tiberius Thyben: Gone Phishing

they made that ad to fool people into sharing it on other websites and now that the byob posters of this thread have seen it they�re going to be rolling in the money thanks to the brand awareness

# ? Dec 29, 2022 19:22

Tiberius Thyben: Gone Phishing

you�ve been played like a fiddle op

# ? Dec 29, 2022 19:22

baka of lathspell

i keep clicking the ad but i cant buy an amazon Ebook

^{join dork order}
_{sig by ??? (<3 u)}

# ? Dec 29, 2022 19:24

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

"We project a +33% growth in ad revenue in Q1 YOY due to our decision to shift all marketing to Web 1.0 BBS-style message boards. We really think they're going to make a comeback."

https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4
Thanks to vanisher for the paradise sig!

# ? Dec 29, 2022 19:25

sb hermit

Viginti Septem posted:

# ? Dec 29, 2022 21:57

sb hermit

Golden Retrievers are not meant to read. You're supposed to read to them. They can be very patient.

# ? Dec 29, 2022 21:58

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? Apr 27, 2024 09:25

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

Viginti Septem posted:

https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!

# ? Dec 30, 2022 02:18

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