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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
true story today I bought weed from the guy who's gonna interview me. awkward!

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Simsmagic

im beautiful



pretend that you were applying to a lawncare company and act surprised


thank you dumb sex-parrot for the wonderful sig!

Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
show them your druid character sheet

Escape From Noise

Areola Grande posted:

true story today I bought weed from the guy who's gonna interview me. awkward!

Ask them if they've met your evil twin yet. You can tell he's the evil one because he smokes The Devil's Lettuce.



Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

Finger Prince


Do a fake Jamaican accent and say we got loads of sweet sensimilla pon dis ere 'stablishment.

Finger Prince


If they follow it up with a rousing JA! Rastafari, you got the job.

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

Finger Prince posted:

Do a fake Jamaican accent and say we got loads of sweet sensimilla pon dis ere 'stablishment.

lmao





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Dr. Honked

eat it you slaaaaaaag

Finger Prince posted:

Do a fake Jamaican accent and say we got loads of sweet sensimilla pon dis ere 'stablishment.

watch True Romance and study Gary Oldman's performance for tips



thanks deep dish pete moss and Plant MONSTER

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
REAL POST

I'm clean and organized and definitely not some goon. I wanna treat this business like it's my own



I think that's all I'll need 2 say 2morrow :haibrow:

wish me luck byob 🤞





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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
HERE'S WHAT I'M ACTUALLY GONNA SAY

pls post ur kind corrections

I'm clean and organized. I wanna treat this business like it's my own

I've been serving this community for plenty of years via various kinds of customer service and I know how to relate to people in this area

I'm personable and basically an empathetic foot pervert. I work hard and I'm always looking for ways to assist my fellow associates in order to make the whole thing come together

as you know this business is about to explode and I want to be involved in every second of this tarsal/metatarsal revolution

Finger Prince


No need to mention the foot pervert thing. One look at you, they'll know.

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Finger Prince posted:

No need to mention the foot pervert thing. One look at you, they'll know.

Screaming lol


Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

Holland Oates posted:

Screaming lol

I just wrapped up the interview and my interviewer had big gross feet no thank u





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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Areola Grande posted:

I just wrapped up the interview and my interviewer had big gross feet no thank u

That's not what you were saying when you walked out of there.


Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
I did a great job and I hope 2 be a professional weed toucher soon 🤞

Bacon Taco

Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN

Areola Grande posted:

I did a great job and I hope 2 be a professional weed toucher soon 🤞

Good luck, posting pal!



Dr. Honked

eat it you slaaaaaaag
kick rear end!



thanks deep dish pete moss and Plant MONSTER

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Areola Grande posted:

I did a great job and I hope 2 be a professional weed toucher soon 🤞

Proud of you!!!!! It's a weird, fun job. I enjoyed the job a lot because talking to med patients especially owns.


Twenty Four


I hope you wore a power tie made out of hemp, seems like a pro move.

Dr. Honked

eat it you slaaaaaaag
this is the correct outfit for such an interview



thanks deep dish pete moss and Plant MONSTER

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

Dr. Honked posted:

this is the correct outfit for such an interview


while I know ur right about this, I could only afford the shoestring budget alternative





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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

Twenty Four posted:

I hope you wore a power tie made out of hemp, seems like a pro move.

o7

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