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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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It’s not santa, but then.. who? :thunk:

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i must compose
Jul 4, 2010

Until the lions have their own historians, the history of the hunt will always glorify the hunter.
Probably your mom

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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i must compose posted:

Probably your mom

Well, u pieces of poo poo already pointed at her once in 1999.

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

idk, op, maybe jimmy hoffa

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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Chief McHeath posted:

idk, op, maybe jimmy hoffa

The speed garage dj? :thunk:

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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Idk, it’s like, even if you’re tracking it your instruments are going to fail, so like, what are you gonna do? Air drop? It’s all snow you won’t be able to see poo poo. Like, triangulate? You’ll just get farther from it with each move. I don’t think we’ll ever know tbh. Probably gonna have to get Dave up there. :shrug:

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Eskimo pussy is mighty cold

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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I mean I guess there’s just a big candy cane pole think up there right? Like u could get some binoculars.

GundamHealer
Jul 23, 2022

That guy they never found in At the Mountains of Madness. He slipped in a glacier crack and went through the hollow earth.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Nooner posted:

Eskimo pussy is mighty cold

not true

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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GundamHealer posted:

That guy they never found in At the Mountains of Madness. He slipped in a glacier crack and went through the hollow earth.

Lol they’re gonna find a perfectly preserved ironic millenial hipster preserved in a wall of ice like 2 million years from now and be like “wtf, lets just put it back”. :stare:

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

kntfkr posted:

not true

Lol ya right buddy, next thing you know this guy gonna be telling you about the time he got all up in Mrs Claus guts :jerkbag:

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
It could be any body

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Nooner posted:

Lol ya right buddy, next thing you know this guy gonna be telling you about the time he got all up in Mrs Claus guts :jerkbag:

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/eskimo-pussy-cold/

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Nooner posted:

Eskimo pussy is mighty cold

eskimo pie?

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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Colonel Cancer posted:

It could be any body

WHO?

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
They don't concern themselves unless it's an infectious disease death.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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Nah they’re gonna try to recover it no matter what. But still like WHO?

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
Epic...

Fail

:smug:

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

i must compose posted:

Probably your mom

Her quest for pole knows no bounds

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
How come no one ever talks about the west pole?

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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Nooner posted:

How come no one ever talks about the west pole?

Nobody wants to hear about Granny Panties and her horny trolls nooner. :jerkbag:

thin blue whine
Feb 21, 2004
PLEASE SEE POLICY


Soiled Meat
the north pole is covered in bodies. Snowman bodies.

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames

Nooner posted:

How come no one ever talks about the west pole?

Robin does

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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Wait are we talkin poles or totems here? :thunkher:

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

i must compose posted:

Probably your mom

Impossible. OP’s mom is here in my bed and very much alive, workin my big ol’ hog and balls

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe
wake me up when it's time to quest for the booty at the north pole :wink:

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
OP, I think you've forgotten the true meaning of Christmas.

It's the body of Christ.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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the holy poopacy posted:

wake me up when it's time to quest for the booty at the north pole :wink:

You would have to admit that I discovered the north pole tho. :hmmyes:

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005



you son of a bitch

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

Frankenstein’s monster, obviously. did you even read the assigned book?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Buce posted:

Frankenstein’s monster, obviously. did you even read the assigned book?

his name is Adam

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

There’s a bunch of them up there. A hundred or so popsicle people who thought it was a good idea to go adventuring up north on board the HMS Terror.

Turns out that was a really bad idea. Go figure.

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
Turns out the body was a quest, too.

A quest for fire.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Do I have to wait until we get lost and low on provisions before I start eating the dead? Asking for a friend.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

By popular demand posted:

Do I have to wait until we get lost and low on provisions before I start eating the dead? Asking for a friend.

I am fairly sure there are no laws in america against cannibalism

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
You gotta do this one before you get the story quest with the falmer.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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By popular demand posted:

Do I have to wait until we get lost and low on provisions before I start eating the dead? Asking for a friend.

You don’t have to wait, protein is protein. :jerky:

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord
We will prove penguins live in the north. Even if we have to take them there ourselves.

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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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its all nice on rice posted:

We will prove penguins live in the north. Even if we have to take them there ourselves.

Not that goddamn bbc special again plz. :tinfoil:

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