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It’s not santa, but then.. who?
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# ? Dec 24, 2022 22:16 |
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# ? May 4, 2024 22:00 |
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Probably your mom
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# ? Dec 24, 2022 22:29 |
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i must compose posted:Probably your mom Well, u pieces of poo poo already pointed at her once in 1999.
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# ? Dec 24, 2022 22:32 |
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idk, op, maybe jimmy hoffa
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# ? Dec 24, 2022 22:36 |
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Chief McHeath posted:idk, op, maybe jimmy hoffa The speed garage dj?
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# ? Dec 24, 2022 22:39 |
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Idk, it’s like, even if you’re tracking it your instruments are going to fail, so like, what are you gonna do? Air drop? It’s all snow you won’t be able to see poo poo. Like, triangulate? You’ll just get farther from it with each move. I don’t think we’ll ever know tbh. Probably gonna have to get Dave up there.
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# ? Dec 24, 2022 22:43 |
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Eskimo pussy is mighty cold
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# ? Dec 24, 2022 23:09 |
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I mean I guess there’s just a big candy cane pole think up there right? Like u could get some binoculars.
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# ? Dec 24, 2022 23:12 |
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That guy they never found in At the Mountains of Madness. He slipped in a glacier crack and went through the hollow earth.
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# ? Dec 24, 2022 23:15 |
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Nooner posted:Eskimo pussy is mighty cold not true
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# ? Dec 24, 2022 23:19 |
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GundamHealer posted:That guy they never found in At the Mountains of Madness. He slipped in a glacier crack and went through the hollow earth. Lol they’re gonna find a perfectly preserved ironic millenial hipster preserved in a wall of ice like 2 million years from now and be like “wtf, lets just put it back”.
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# ? Dec 24, 2022 23:22 |
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kntfkr posted:not true Lol ya right buddy, next thing you know this guy gonna be telling you about the time he got all up in Mrs Claus guts
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# ? Dec 24, 2022 23:28 |
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It could be any body
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# ? Dec 24, 2022 23:29 |
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Nooner posted:Lol ya right buddy, next thing you know this guy gonna be telling you about the time he got all up in Mrs Claus guts https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/eskimo-pussy-cold/
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# ? Dec 24, 2022 23:30 |
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Nooner posted:Eskimo pussy is mighty cold eskimo pie?
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# ? Dec 24, 2022 23:35 |
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Colonel Cancer posted:It could be any body WHO?
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# ? Dec 24, 2022 23:45 |
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They don't concern themselves unless it's an infectious disease death.
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# ? Dec 25, 2022 00:36 |
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Nah they’re gonna try to recover it no matter what. But still like WHO?
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# ? Dec 25, 2022 00:40 |
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Epic... Fail
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# ? Dec 25, 2022 00:55 |
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i must compose posted:Probably your mom Her quest for pole knows no bounds
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# ? Dec 25, 2022 00:56 |
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How come no one ever talks about the west pole?
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# ? Dec 25, 2022 00:56 |
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Nooner posted:How come no one ever talks about the west pole? Nobody wants to hear about Granny Panties and her horny trolls nooner.
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# ? Dec 25, 2022 01:14 |
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the north pole is covered in bodies. Snowman bodies.
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# ? Dec 25, 2022 02:02 |
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Nooner posted:How come no one ever talks about the west pole? Robin does
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# ? Dec 25, 2022 02:22 |
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Wait are we talkin poles or totems here?
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# ? Dec 25, 2022 03:31 |
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i must compose posted:Probably your mom Impossible. OP’s mom is here in my bed and very much alive, workin my big ol’ hog and balls
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# ? Dec 25, 2022 05:34 |
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wake me up when it's time to quest for the booty at the north pole
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# ? Dec 25, 2022 05:37 |
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OP, I think you've forgotten the true meaning of Christmas. It's the body of Christ.
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# ? Dec 25, 2022 05:38 |
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the holy poopacy posted:wake me up when it's time to quest for the booty at the north pole You would have to admit that I discovered the north pole tho.
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# ? Dec 25, 2022 05:38 |
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you son of a bitch
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# ? Dec 25, 2022 05:43 |
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Frankenstein’s monster, obviously. did you even read the assigned book?
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# ? Dec 25, 2022 05:52 |
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Buce posted:Frankenstein’s monster, obviously. did you even read the assigned book? his name is Adam
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# ? Dec 25, 2022 05:54 |
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There’s a bunch of them up there. A hundred or so popsicle people who thought it was a good idea to go adventuring up north on board the HMS Terror. Turns out that was a really bad idea. Go figure.
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# ? Dec 25, 2022 06:22 |
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Turns out the body was a quest, too. A quest for fire.
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# ? Dec 25, 2022 06:29 |
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Do I have to wait until we get lost and low on provisions before I start eating the dead? Asking for a friend.
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# ? Dec 25, 2022 07:52 |
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By popular demand posted:Do I have to wait until we get lost and low on provisions before I start eating the dead? Asking for a friend. I am fairly sure there are no laws in america against cannibalism
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# ? Dec 25, 2022 07:55 |
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You gotta do this one before you get the story quest with the falmer.
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# ? Dec 25, 2022 09:08 |
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By popular demand posted:Do I have to wait until we get lost and low on provisions before I start eating the dead? Asking for a friend. You don’t have to wait, protein is protein.
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# ? Dec 25, 2022 21:28 |
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We will prove penguins live in the north. Even if we have to take them there ourselves.
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# ? Dec 25, 2022 21:34 |
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# ? May 4, 2024 22:00 |
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its all nice on rice posted:We will prove penguins live in the north. Even if we have to take them there ourselves. Not that goddamn bbc special again plz.
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# ? Dec 25, 2022 21:55 |