Why is Jason Cummings called the Cumdog?

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Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

baka fwocka fwame posted:

this thread is breaking me

why is ee cummings not called the cumdog

because he's the cummeedog

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# ? Feb 6, 2023 14:25

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# ? May 6, 2024 02:15

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

I haven't checked this thread in a while. What have I missed?

# ? Feb 7, 2023 17:51

RepeatingMeme: this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited

Prurient Squid posted:

I haven't checked this thread in a while. What have I missed?

Did you hear about Jason "The Cumdog" Cummings?

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# ? Feb 7, 2023 17:53

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

You mean THE Cumdog?

# ? Feb 7, 2023 18:02

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

why IS he called The Cumdog. why o lord

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# ? Feb 7, 2023 18:46

Escape From Noise

Dr. Honked posted:

why IS he called The Cumdog. why o lord

O cum, all ye faithful.

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# ? Feb 7, 2023 18:50

google THIS

The Spoogepooch

The Cockacockapoo

Semen's Best Friend

# ? Feb 7, 2023 23:51

RepeatingMeme: this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited

google THIS posted:

The Cumdog

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# ? Feb 8, 2023 06:02

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

google THIS posted:

The Spoogepooch

The Cockacockapoo

Semen's Best Friend

Outside of a cumdog a book is a man's best friend. But INSIDE of a cumdog...

# ? Feb 8, 2023 14:29

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

Prurient Squid posted:

Outside of a cumdog a book is a man's best friend. But INSIDE of a cumdog...

take the cum pill and i'll show you how deep the cumhole goes

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# ? Feb 8, 2023 14:31

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Dr. Honked posted:

take the cum pill and i'll show you how deep the cumhole goes

# ? Feb 8, 2023 17:19

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

OK, I'm inside the cumdog with my cumbook and I've taken the cumpill. Now what?

# ? Feb 8, 2023 20:27

Ass-penny

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# ? Feb 10, 2023 01:41

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Dr. Honked posted:

why IS he called The Cumdog. why o lord

Why not?

# ? Feb 11, 2023 09:26

Stoner Sloth

buffalo girl won't you cumdog tonight, cumdog tonight, cumdog tonight
and dance by the light of the moon

# ? Feb 11, 2023 13:11

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

Have you ever danced with the devil by the pale cummoon light?

# ? Feb 11, 2023 17:12

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

This needs to be an expression.

Like "that's cumdog bro".

# ? Feb 11, 2023 17:41

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Prurient Squid posted:

This needs to be an expression.

Like "that's cumdog bro".

what's cumdog :confused:

# ? Feb 11, 2023 19:32

Stoner Sloth

cumdog as you are, as you were, as you cumwant me to be

# ? Feb 11, 2023 20:00

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

Wouldn't it be ironic if I actually found out stuff about the cumdog and watched football or something. Just so the thread has a payoff.

Like write an essay or something. Not that I'm promising that I will or anything.

# ? Feb 11, 2023 20:45

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Areola Grande posted:

what's cumdog

bofa deez nuts

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and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

# ? Feb 11, 2023 23:39

google THIS

Prurient Squid posted:

Wouldn't it be ironic if I actually found out stuff about the cumdog and watched football or something. Just so the thread has a payoff.

Like write an essay or something. Not that I'm promising that I will or anything.

ok but if you do this is critically important: You must NOT actually get around to saying why Jason Cumming is called the Cumdog

# ? Feb 12, 2023 04:22