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Hey all, just so you're aware - we're transition the federal reporting system to a new database this weekend and you'll have to log your reports in this thread until Monday. I checked in with NeatHeteroDude and he assured me that only people cooperating with federal agencies inside the US can see this thread, so you should feel safe reporting on any dissidence that you've managed to create in nascent Leftist movements within the last reporting period. Remember, you guys are doing great work - Something Awful is historically a great place for federal reporting and ensuring that Leftists are persuaded towards inaction.
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the MPDG you sent me last quarter really took me out of the game I gotta say you guys know your stuff.
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When is President Trump (cumshitter) getting reinstated by Jeffrey of YOSPOS, again? 
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Trump was already reinstated he's just refusing to post.
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I have a safe non-traceable illegal screenshots. Find me in the #5555 irc channel inside the videogame Path of Exile (softcore league). My code name is BrieBrieJoy and I will send you to a discord dead drop where I have hidden the illegal posts in the channel where a Guildwars 2 guild posts pictures of their poop. Bring Chaos orbs for the old Lowtax dossier. One divine orb for the Elentor banme.
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KirbyKhan posted:I have a safe non-traceable illegal screenshots. Find me in the #5555 irc channel inside the videogame Path of Exile (softcore league). My code name is BrieBrieJoy and I will send you to a discord dead drop where I have hidden the illegal posts in the channel where a Guildwars 2 guild posts pictures of their poop. KirbyKhan. This is hard to understand. Can you elaborate?
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George Soros I haven't gotten paid for this month where's my money you old bitch
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NeatHeteroDude posted:KirbyKhan. This is hard to understand. Can you elaborate? Hell no I'm not gonna elaborate over a public channel. Just click on monsters in a videogame for enough hours to give me an orb. Then I'll know you are foreal and then tell you anything and everything.
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handle this
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i didnt read the thread but it's pretty ableist to assume everyone has hands. you got some growing up to do OP
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lumpentroll posted:handle this You don't have to maintain the facade in a private thread.
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lumpentroll posted:handle this pm me
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on it
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This is KK Most thread replies reduced to Fark level one liners due to forum stagnation New threads successfully clogged by project Threadshitter (thanks qcs crew) Mods appear completely unaware of Coupons & Deals infiltration Oh and Mr. president, the forum's main character top secret clearance link is under total surveillance at all times due to their dangerous posting levels 234.819.713.9887401
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Xaris posted:i didnt read the thread but it's pretty ableist to assume everyone has hands. you got some growing up to do OP Actually it's ableist to assume "handlers" is about hands, not everyone has hands and uses handlers to mean the use of physical hands. Also you sound like a spy, this is the sort of post a leftist spy would make.
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KirbyKhan posted:Hell no I'm not gonna elaborate over a public channel. Just click on monsters in a videogame for enough hours to give me an orb. Then I'll know you are foreal and then tell you anything and everything. I'm clicking now! What's going on??!
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I’m at the end of my rope here, this guy never leaves his apartment, doesn’t have sex, heck he’ll hover his mouse cursor over a spepsister video for a bit but then watches non-penetrative girl on girl. How the hell do we blackmail this guy?
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i believe in non-interference in the internal affairs of organizations of which i do not belong. that's what it means to practice mutual respect, peaceful coexistence and win-win cooperation as the three principles in the new era. it's about seeking common ground while reserving differences, choosing mutual benefit over zero-sum games or the i-win-you-lose approach. and for the posters of CSPAM as well as other subforums, i wish you all a happy new year.
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I've been loving my boss' wife but only because he's almost completely disabled by Havana Syndrome and can only get it up if he watches his weird subordinate rail his wife. I'm a humanitarian.
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Zeroisanumber posted:I've been loving my boss' wife but only because he's almost completely disabled by Havana Syndrome and can only get it up if he watches his weird subordinate rail his wife. That's tough, thanks for taking one for the team. If your boss has followed the Havana Syndrome reporting protocols he'll be well taken care of, he's truly an American hero. Stay strong.
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Project Gold Ring is proceeding
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Crazypoops posted:Project Gold Ring is proceeding I got my dick caught in the gold ring. Please pause Project Gold Ring until I can extract.
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My handler was permabanned :/
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Mr Hootington posted:My handler was permabanned :/ I'm sorry to hear that, Alec was one of our best assets.
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Database migration was successful, thanks all. I need to get back to working on retrieving the rogue Musk/Boucher AI progeny.
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