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I have this friend Jerry. He's a nice enough guy but he has this bizarre obsession. This obsession is about one inconsistency between Godfather the novel, and Godfather the film. He's fine with every Chang except one: he's really mad that that one character doesn't have a massive hog in the film like he does in the novel. If anyone so much as mentions The Godfather or really any mafia film or whatever, he'll launch into a tirade about "gigantic penis erasure". Sometimes he doesn't even need a prompt. It's cost him relationships, but he can't stop!
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Hey this isn't a Discworld thread |
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Jan 1, 2023 18:12
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Youremother posted:Hey this isn't a Dickworld thread
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Jan 1, 2023 18:41
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Dickworld I wanna go I wanna go ahhhhh |
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Jan 1, 2023 18:42
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thought you meant a big pig not a penis. I was on side for a while but you lost me |
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Jan 2, 2023 12:25
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old friend posted:thought you meant a big pig not a penis. I was on side for a while but you lost me Much like Sonny Corleone lost his huge horse dick in the film adaptation of The Godfather?
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Escape From Noise posted:Much like Sonny Corleone lost his huge horse dick in the film adaptation of The Godfather? did he check behind the couch for it? or maybe he left it in the bed? |
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Jan 2, 2023 15:35
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"I said leave a horse's head as a threat, you idiots!" |
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Jan 2, 2023 15:37
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Buddy, it's not detachable like King Missile's. He was emasculated by Francis Ford Coppola.
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Jan 2, 2023 15:48
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hey give me back my dad
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Jan 4, 2023 15:20
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"Leave the gun, bring the cannoli!" "...Wait, which of those is an innuendo for his giant dick?" |
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i shall die on this hill. the hill of the big donger that was not mentioned in a mafia movie
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