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Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

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# ? Jan 8, 2023 17:57

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# ? May 5, 2024 14:37

Pron on VHS: Nov 14, 2005; Blood Clots
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Is there a list anywhere of what games matter the most and which ones the least

# ? Jan 8, 2023 18:13

sweet thursday: Sep 16, 2012

fsif posted:

If the Bengals lose make them forfeit the coin toss.

I like the fans who exist in the liminal state between "we would have blown out the Bills had the game continued" and "it's not fair we have to beat the Ravens 3rd string qb for a home playoff game"

# ? Jan 8, 2023 18:17

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

Pron on VHS posted:

Is there a list anywhere of what games matter the most and which ones the least

Almost all the games are dogshit 1 sided affairs. Here's what matters:

lions @ packers - Packers in with a win, Lions in with a win + Seahawks loss

giants @ eagles - Eagles clinch #1 seed with a win

cowboys @ football team - Cowboys clinch NFC East with a win + Eagles loss. Clinch #1 seed with 49ers loss too

pats @ bills - Pats clinch with a win, Bills clinch coin flip nonsense with a win

cardinals @ 49ers - 49ers clinch #1 seed with a win + Eagles loss

rams @ seahawks - Seahawks in with a win + Packers loss

jets @ dolphins - Dolphins clinch with a win + Pats loss

browns @ steelers - Steelers clinch with a win + Dolphins + Pats loss

# ? Jan 8, 2023 18:20

Quiet Feet: Dec 14, 2009; THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

News:

Gardner Minshew senior.

Edit: it absolutely nuts that the 9ers are in a position to take the #1 seed. They looked so lifeless to start the season.

Quiet Feet fucked around with this message at 18:25 on Jan 8, 2023

# ? Jan 8, 2023 18:20

Nodoze: Aug 17, 2006; If it's only for a night I can live without you

Pron on VHS posted:

Is there a list anywhere of what games matter the most and which ones the least

e: what kalli said

# ? Jan 8, 2023 18:21

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

there are many games that "matter" today it's just a lot of them aren't particularly compelling. the only games that don't have any particular relevance are the nfc south games. the toilet bowl that is texans-colts is also compelling but for different reasons

# ? Jan 8, 2023 18:22

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Pron on VHS posted:

Is there a list anywhere of what games matter the most and which ones the least

Only two playoff spots open now. For AFC the priority is Pats > Dolphins > Steelers, for NFC it's Packers > Seahawks > Lions. Everything else is seeding and/or draft order.

If priority is stakes, then early window is Pats/Bills (followed by Jets/Fins if Pats get blown out), late window is Rams/Seahawks, then SNF for Lions/Packers.

Or just watch RedZone for the fun of it.

# ? Jan 8, 2023 18:22

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

The main thing y'all hope for is a Rams win, because then SNF is going to be F-I-E-R-C-E

# ? Jan 8, 2023 18:24

HootTheOwl: May 13, 2012; Hootin and shootin

Let us go the Chicago bears. Get that pick

# ? Jan 8, 2023 19:09

a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

https://twitter.com/chargers/status/1612156315459096579

Good season closeout unis

# ? Jan 8, 2023 19:37

AAAAA! Real Muenster: Jul 12, 2008; My QB is also named Bort

https://twitter.com/jfowlerespn/status/1611957643207122945?s=46&t=34dLYw4woNtCkeyizoFU3g

# ? Jan 8, 2023 20:08

Mystic Stylez: Dec 19, 2009

a neat cape posted:

https://twitter.com/chargers/status/1612156315459096579

Good season closeout unis

those look great

# ? Jan 8, 2023 20:13

C-Euro: Mar 20, 2010; Soiled Meat

Kalli posted:

The main thing y'all hope for is a Rams win, because then SNF is going to be F-I-E-R-C-E

Lions are going to bring it regardless, I think. I wouldn't really mind a Seattle win today as I had already written off making the playoffs back around Halloween.

# ? Jan 8, 2023 20:36

FAT32 SHAMER: Aug 16, 2012

I won�t mind if the Lions don�t make the playoffs, but I�d really enjoy watching more games from them

# ? Jan 8, 2023 20:40

AAAAA! Real Muenster: Jul 12, 2008; My QB is also named Bort

C-Euro posted:

Lions are going to bring it regardless, I think. I wouldn't really mind a Seattle win today as I had already written off making the playoffs back around Halloween.

I still dont understand why the Jaguars/Titans didnt get the SNF game so the Seahawks/Rams and GB/Lions games could be played at the same time

# ? Jan 8, 2023 20:43

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:

I still dont understand why the Jaguars/Titans didnt get the SNF

oh, it's because

AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:

Jaguars/Titans

# ? Jan 8, 2023 22:14

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYP6SJyixBo

e:
Hey this isn't the GDT :mad:

Takes No Damage fucked around with this message at 22:29 on Jan 8, 2023

# ? Jan 8, 2023 22:26

AAAAA! Real Muenster: Jul 12, 2008; My QB is also named Bort

indigi posted:

oh, it's because

# ? Jan 9, 2023 05:32

mllaneza: Apr 28, 2007; Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1993-1952

Quiet Feet posted:

Edit: it absolutely nuts that the 9ers are in a position to take the #1 seed. They looked so lifeless to start the season.

We were 3-4 after the Chiefs dropped 40 on us. We haven't lost since. It's been unreal.

# ? Jan 9, 2023 05:39

sweet thursday: Sep 16, 2012

Takes No Damage posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYP6SJyixBo

e:
Hey this isn't the GDT

90% of my N/V thread posts are posts I meant for the GDT

# ? Jan 9, 2023 05:42

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
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News:
https://twitter.com/HonoluluBlues_/status/1612306600022233088?s=20&t=JVc9PyF5papEntjd6mErDQ

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Shame the Lions won't be in the playoffs, but they're on the upswing.

If Campbell can get clock management down & Goff minimizes being terrible, this team will be fun to watch.

# ? Jan 9, 2023 05:45