I think I hate Jay Z

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Wee: Dec 16, 2022; by Fluffdaddy

ROLEX VISION posted:

yes this song was actually comissioned by the governor of new york city for his birthday. "mommy took a bus trip, now she gotta buss out, now everybody ride her, just like a bus route" is actually a reference to the governor's baby mother.

edit: the lyrics are actually "mommy took a bus trip, now she got her bust out".

Oh, sorry, hes cool as hell now.

If he has a son I hope it was named Jay A

# ? Jan 12, 2023 18:23

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# ? May 11, 2024 09:32

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

In Britain it's pronounced "J Zed"

# ? Jan 12, 2023 18:25

ROLEX VISION: Oct 3, 2014; dreams money can buy

i would name my child jamie after him.

# ? Jan 12, 2023 18:33

YeahTubaMike: Mar 24, 2005; *hic* Gotta finish thish . . .; Doctor Rope

Piss Creep posted:

Theres no difference between this or your workplaces boss or CEO making a lovely advertising TikTok

[piece of poo poo song that I refuse to quote]

I loving hate this piece of poo poo song. It's terrible, uninspired, and borderline embarrassing, as someone from New York.

edit:

me posted:

one of the only songs in the history of music worse than "Wonderful Christmastime"

YeahTubaMike fucked around with this message at 19:01 on Jan 12, 2023

# ? Jan 12, 2023 18:58

hot cocoa on the couch: Dec 8, 2009

YeahTubaMike posted:

I loving hate this piece of poo poo song. It's terrible, uninspired, and borderline embarrassing, as someone from New York.

as someone from new york, it's everything you deserve

# ? Jan 12, 2023 19:00

kntfkr: Feb 11, 2019; GOOSE FUCKER

Colonel Cancer posted:

He's no lil peep

# ? Jan 12, 2023 19:23

YeahTubaMike: Mar 24, 2005; *hic* Gotta finish thish . . .; Doctor Rope

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

as someone from new york, it's everything you deserve

drat, what did we do? Couldn't they just give us a lethal injection instead?

# ? Jan 12, 2023 19:33

Luvcow: Jul 1, 2007; One day nearer spring

YeahTubaMike posted:

drat, what did we do? Couldn't they just give us a lethal injection instead?

i assume it related to the Yankees

# ? Jan 12, 2023 20:38

verbal enema: May 23, 2009; onlymarfans.com

Jay z is dogshit

# ? Jan 12, 2023 20:50

Lil Swamp Booger Baby: Aug 1, 1981

Rolex is 100% correct tbh, if someone tells you their favorite show is the Sopranos there's a good chance any discussion about TV with them will be boring as poo poo.

# ? Jan 12, 2023 21:01

Slip: Jan 20, 2001

Jay-Z is an industry ho who was at one point on the same label as Dame, of course he's going to dick ride the wave.

Grown men attacking women in songs is some bitch made little kid poo poo, and the only reason why Jay-Z went so hard on the females in his life is because he knew he couldn't play that tough talk poo poo with real dudes in the street. Dame is also constantly getting his card pulled by other rappers for talking out of pocket. Little kids in Chicago had that grown man tucking his chain into his shirt when they flexed on him in Cali.

White dudes always gotta bring up Jay-Z when talking about anything involving rap music, poo poo's loving embarrassing.

# ? Jan 12, 2023 21:09

Luvcow: Jul 1, 2007; One day nearer spring

when miley cyrus name dropped jay-z in her hit single I knew he had arrived

# ? Jan 12, 2023 21:14

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

Luvcow posted:

when miley cyrus name dropped jay-z in her hit single I knew he had arrived

lololol

# ? Jan 12, 2023 21:24

hot cocoa on the couch: Dec 8, 2009

Luvcow posted:

when miley cyrus name dropped jay-z in her hit single I knew he had arrived

lol

# ? Jan 12, 2023 21:27

Poohs Packin: Jan 13, 2019

ROLEX VISION posted:

yeah because england is 100% white & middle class. what you're doing is erasing a huge part of a country and the last comments are v racist.

gently caress off clean shirt!

# ? Jan 12, 2023 22:12

Hobologist: May 4, 2007; We'll have one entire section labelled "for degenerates"

Piss Creep posted:

Everyone in this thread is like 35 with at least one kid and a mortgage

Just talk about the Pretty in Pink soundtrack or whatever you do.

Yes, we're old enough to remember when rapping was about introducing yourself and making rhymes about how awesome you are and making an excellent sound track for Playstation 2 era snowboarding games. But then it got all gangstafied by E-Zed-E and that Dr. Dre fellow (who, I understand, doesn't even have a Ph. D).

# ? Jan 12, 2023 23:19

Flowers for QAnon: May 20, 2019

Slip posted:

Jay-Z is an industry ho who was at one point on the same label as Dame, of course he's going to dick ride the wave.

Grown men attacking women in songs is some bitch made little kid poo poo, and the only reason why Jay-Z went so hard on the females in his life is because he knew he couldn't play that tough talk poo poo with real dudes in the street. Dame is also constantly getting his card pulled by other rappers for talking out of pocket. Little kids in Chicago had that grown man tucking his chain into his shirt when they flexed on him in Cali.

White dudes always gotta bring up Jay-Z when talking about anything involving rap music, poo poo's loving embarrassing.

Dane cook sucks

# ? Jan 12, 2023 23:25