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alrighty, heres some mad useful advice for some of you with office yobs need something urgent from your boss? he's told you to "circle back on this?" simply circumambulate their desk as quickly as possible (preferably at jogging speed or above) for an immediate answer; as a bonus, they may even commend you for your diligence! the right corporat elife hack means you can avoid the drudgery, and keep cashing those checks baby  share some of your own below! |
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oh, and make sure to bug the water cooler so you never miss a single hot office topic! |
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Jan 8, 2023 10:30
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sick of your emails being ignored? make EVERYTHING a meeting |
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Jan 8, 2023 10:32
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Infiltrate the executive washroom
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Jan 8, 2023 11:37
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Sick of emails? Just ignore them! |
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Jan 8, 2023 11:55
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Set up a conveyor belt and pulley system so that every time your computer receives an email it is placed directly into the incinerator |
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Jan 8, 2023 11:56
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Bring Your Child To Work Day, and make them do the work!
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Jan 8, 2023 12:36
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Don't do any work but keep filling out your timesheets. |
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Jan 8, 2023 16:17
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Don't fill out any paperwork. Just don't do it! Nobody looks at it anyways
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Jan 8, 2023 22:14
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if you don't want to clock out for lunch you can just say you spent the hour thinking about work |
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Jan 9, 2023 02:58
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Just don't go, that place fucken sucks anyway
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Jan 9, 2023 13:51
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Legally they can't stop you from taking home those office supplies. Resell them on ebay for that  .
Hoooooo boy. |
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Jan 9, 2023 15:44
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This includes bigger items like printers and office desktops.
Hoooooo boy. |
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Jan 9, 2023 15:46
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if your boss tries to give you "the business" tell them actually you're the ceo, you're on undercover boss, and actually they're fired. then claim their desk and put your feet on the table because due to ancient tradition you're the new boss
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Jan 9, 2023 15:56
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boss makes a dollar i make a dime that's why i steal office supplies because gently caress em that's why
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Jan 9, 2023 18:23
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spike the water cooler with vodka and the coffee pot with whiskey
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Jan 9, 2023 18:48
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if you incorporate yourself as a separate company, you can legally steal your boss' office as long as you say "this is a hostile takeover" while gently but firmly pushing him out of the room
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Justa Dandelion posted:This includes bigger items like printers and office desktops. I need this to uh… work really hard from home
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Jan 10, 2023 17:44
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Put an away message on your enail that says "due to a large volume of emails in the backlog, I am not able to accept new emails". Never turn it off
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simply reply to all your emails but for the sign off use bad wishes & I hate you works every time
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