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funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug

Panic! At The Tesco posted:

I use tiktok there's loads of cute cats and dogs on there :3:

Every TikTok video I’ve ever seen is pushing some useless garbage product so I’m not seeing where these cute animals are.

Like they’ll push a bag you can carry around in a purse and take a poo poo in if you’re denied access to the bathroom by a lady dressed as a porno cop while “Wait for it…” appears on screen, but no cute animals.

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Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




Konar posted:

standard ziploc bag can't accommodate a pack of bacon minus a few strips, you'd need one of the bigger ones

the real technique is too seal the original opened bacon package in a tinfoil sarcophagus

Good point, certainly don't want my bacon to be mind controlled by the Taliban.

teen phone cutie
Jun 18, 2012

last year i rewrote something awful from scratch because i hate myself

funeral home DJ posted:

Every TikTok video I’ve ever seen is pushing some useless garbage product so I’m not seeing where these cute animals are.

Like they’ll push a bag you can carry around in a purse and take a poo poo in if you’re denied access to the bathroom by a lady dressed as a porno cop while “Wait for it…” appears on screen, but no cute animals.

tiktok recommends you poo poo that will keep you watching OP. you gotta work on not being a target for brands.

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer

LuckyCat posted:

Twitter and TikTok are like COVID for your brain and everyone should delete their accounts immediately and live a healthier life hth

No thanks I like being a garbage tier human with mush for brains thanks

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


funeral home DJ posted:

Every TikTok video I’ve ever seen is pushing some useless garbage product so I’m not seeing where these cute animals are.

Like they’ll push a bag you can carry around in a purse and take a poo poo in if you’re denied access to the bathroom by a lady dressed as a porno cop while “Wait for it…” appears on screen, but no cute animals.

the tiktok algorithm is really aggressive but you can game that to your advantage if you get a feel for how it works. i just swipe to the next video asap if it isn't cute animals or guitar videos.

the thing about tiktok is it takes even things like looking at the comments into account when deciding what to feed you next. so people get angry at a video or something, open the comments to read a few (while the video continues to play or replay in the background) and then it starts pushing more of that poo poo.

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe

Konar
Dec 14, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

Panic! At The Tesco posted:

the thing about tiktok is it takes even things like looking at the comments into account when deciding what to feed you next. so people get angry at a video or something, open the comments to read a few (while the video continues to play or replay in the background) and then it starts pushing more of that poo poo.

Once they realized that angry engagement is just as good for selling ads, poo poo seemed to get so much worse on algorithmically driven social media

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe

funeral home DJ posted:

Like they’ll push a bag you can carry around in a purse and take a poo poo in if you’re denied access to the bathroom by a lady dressed as a porno cop while “Wait for it…” appears on screen, but no cute animals.

what are you supposed to do when you are making GBS threads in the bag and pee comes out

egg_dog
Nov 12, 2005

nͬ͒̂̓̂ͪoͨ́
Fun Shoe
I downloaded tiktok so I could make dumb filters. I don't use the app but whenever I open it I make sure I'm with understanding company because the first post that shows is always a giant butt or someone doing yoga where their taint launches towards the screen like the 3D Jaws in back to the future 2. Lowest common denominator poo poo.

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe
pronouncing Shmorky to rhyme with "por qué?"

teen phone cutie
Jun 18, 2012

last year i rewrote something awful from scratch because i hate myself

egg_dog posted:

I downloaded tiktok so I could make dumb filters. I don't use the app but whenever I open it I make sure I'm with understanding company because the first post that shows is always a giant butt or someone doing yoga where their taint launches towards the screen like the 3D Jaws in back to the future 2. Lowest common denominator poo poo.

hell yeah brother

Sourdough Sam
May 2, 2010

:dukedog:
Can TikTok turn you into a Klurf?

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
hosed up how everyone poo poo on schmorky for being a diaperfur and now you HAVE to be a diaperfur to post here

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

egg_dog posted:

I downloaded tiktok so I could make dumb filters. I don't use the app but whenever I open it I make sure I'm with understanding company because the first post that shows is always a giant butt or someone doing yoga where their taint launches towards the screen like the 3D Jaws in back to the future 2. Lowest common denominator poo poo.

I'm installing tiktok immediately

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RavenousScoot
Mar 22, 2013

someone with tiktok put a clip of shmorky's voice through the filter

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