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Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


nge anything about my lifestyle or do any exercise or stop eating garbage please help


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ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!


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Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


Is there a pill for this or something


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ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!


Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
pizza diet worked for me





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xcheopis


Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

Is there a pill for this or something

Yep! Lots of amphetamines come in pill form! I can personally vouch for the weight loss aspect.

Everywhere, everyone is red and green
I gotta lust for glory and a tape machine
I'm living out Frank Coppola's dreams
Outta my mind, I'm feelin' mean

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


Areola Grande posted:

pizza diet worked for me

Okay I’ve been trying that but it’s not having the desired effect. I’ve been mixing in chicken tenders, burgers, tacos and beer too-do I need to go straight pizza or what?


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ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!


Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

Okay I’ve been trying that but it’s not having the desired effect. I’ve been mixing in chicken tenders, burgers, tacos and beer too-do I need to go straight pizza or what?

just pizza. u can have 1 glass of red wine week





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Areola Grande posted:

just pizza. u can have 1 glass of red wine week

that’s not even the most optimal amount of wine 2 drink but I can see the pizza diet working for weight loss if u only eat when you’re really hungry

cons: not much food
pros: all pizza


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xcheopis


Areola Grande posted:

just pizza. u can have 1 glass of red wine week

Pizza burrito

Everywhere, everyone is red and green
I gotta lust for glory and a tape machine
I'm living out Frank Coppola's dreams
Outta my mind, I'm feelin' mean

Justa Dandelion

[sobbing] Look at the circles under my eyes. I haven't slept in weeks!

xcheopis posted:

Pizza burrito

Is the filling red wine?

Hoooooo boy.
:bananacoin::bananacoin::bananacoin::bananacoin::bananacoin:




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fast for 16 hours and in the last 8 eat whatever you want






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Sherbert Hoover

Working hard, thank you!
start doing some kind of physical sport a few times a week that isn't really "exercise" because it's so fun

that way every time you do it you can reward yourself by eating a huge cheeseburger etc. with twice as many calories as you just burned


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Khanstant
which part is getting snug, if its the legs you can just cut straight down the back of the pants from cheek to bottom seam, which will give more comfort space and let your legs breathe

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Have you tried getting a stomach virus and then getting covid immediately afterwards? Worked great for me

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Have you tried getting a stomach virus and then getting covid immediately afterwards? Worked great for me

how was the die o' rear :ohdear:





spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Areola Grande posted:

how was the die o' rear :ohdear:

Like somebody attached a turbo to my butt

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Like somebody attached a turbo to my butt

yep that's the one. been there pardner. eventually everything came out all right





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Shifty Nipples

Areola Grande posted:

eventually everything came out! all right?!


Thanks Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns



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ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!


nut

wear a smaller tighter pair of pants inside them

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Shifty Nipples

pants all the way down


Thanks Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss

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