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Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam

STABASS posted:

sex is immoral, both inside and outside of marriage

Sex is a holy sacrament.

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Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost

Genesplicer posted:

Sex is a holy sacrament.

:haibrower: that is best practiced with total strangers while extremely intoxicated :haibrower:

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

endlessmonotony posted:

Having a lot of sex generally means you're social, know what you're doing, and aren't afraid to give other people a chance.

nah sometimes you do it for the money

one old dude wanted to rim me out in public and he was so good i didnt even charge him.

i did it for the exposure.

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



Flowers for QAnon posted:

Does anyone else sometimes store their balls in their rear end?

How low do your balls hang? I can get some skin in there but a hole nut seems like a bridge too far let alone both.

Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007




Fuck you say?
How soon we forget the Balldo™️

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Who could forget the tale of Balldo Bagring?

War and Pieces
Apr 24, 2022

DID NOT VOTE FOR FETTERMAN
Monogamous people who gently caress multiple times a day are bigger whores than people who have anonymous sex every other day.

That's just science.

Slugworth
Feb 18, 2001

If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!
Not to be too judgemental, but I won't gently caress anyone with less than one body. Sorry, Abigail and Brittany Hensel.

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

Vampire Panties posted:

:haibrower: that is best practiced with total strangers while extremely intoxicated :haibrower:

yeah I been to church too

Big Scary Owl
Oct 1, 2014

by Fluffdaddy

Private Cumshoe posted:

yeah I been to church too

What church is this? Let me in

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

i am a genital enthusiast.

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
If they have a higher score I have to beat them

Physically

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

"The tension mounts! On with the body count!"

-Me, ejaculating

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
I thought incels liked a 10

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
One goonlove is a tragedy, a million is an improbability

Mr.Acula
May 10, 2009

Billions and billions of fat clouds

Its almost impossible to clean out the pussy dirt but I can wipes dick dirt off with a towel

Leper Go-getter
Nov 7, 2010
The pussy dirt. When the boys are asking for the just a crumble.

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
They put that on chips now

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