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Man wow 1984 is a hosed up year and book. They should have wrote it with vampires. During the first cycle of their life a vampire doesn’t look that off. Like not ghastly, maybe a little pale, but like a regular person. But they get a second life, sort of. That’s when they can’t go out in the sun, they are frail and brittle, stupid and dopey as hell, but if something were to happen to them, there is always one young one, a daywalker. Until there doesn’t need to be a young one. But Voldemort couldnt cycle. Something was stopping him. They decided to try to prime the cycle again with the person who stood in his way plus his successor. That didn’t work either (but they pretended it did). They couldn’t play their minor song anymore (but they pretended they could). They couldn’t scare anybody without power. 
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they made a HBO show about spppoky zombies but the zombies are because of mushrooms and not actual zobime virus anyway i think they should make a dracula like that too he is a mushroom guy not an actual dracula that would be a fun new take on the trope
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Jan 21, 2023 16:09
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why would a mushroom dracula drink blood? makes no sense at all
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>nano.Insert >make CALI err02 parsing >nano.Alt make BIOTECH err01 unstable make biotch PRINT 20 #pass
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Jan 21, 2023 16:31
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How gently caress last
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Jan 21, 2023 16:35
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that dumb bitch didn't even have a nose lmao
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Jan 21, 2023 16:40
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He hosed a snake
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Turns out there’s a $100000 bounty on corrupt cops now.
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Wow man, I'd be pretty mad if I couldn't ride a bike either, no wonder he was so angry.
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Deki posted:Wow man, I'd be pretty mad if I couldn't ride a bike either, no wonder he was so angry. He had to have dementors hold him up on either side and then he realized that it made him look stupid
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Jan 21, 2023 17:41
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Sounds good Clamdestine
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He became an evil nazi because they don’t teach social studies at Hogwarts.
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Jan 21, 2023 17:44
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AARD VARKMAN posted:
He hosed the snake's nagina.
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Have you guys ever considered that Mort means "death" and "volde" is like a scary sounding prefix? Like "vore" or something. Nutty,
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Suckefart
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Not nice since ‘87. 
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Toxic Mental posted:Have you guys ever considered that Mort means "death" and "volde" is like a scary sounding prefix? Like "vore" or something. Nutty, Make E before D and end life. 
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AARD VARKMAN posted:
For the series as it is now, this is as valid and cannon as anything else (edit) also now I'm curious as to why our environmental activist Vlad here is so enthusiastic of snake bestiality Kyro fucked around with this message at 18:18 on Jan 21, 2023 |
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Jan 21, 2023 18:14
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Pretty sure wizards have to not gently caress or they lose all their powers
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Jan 21, 2023 18:20
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We made Choose. 
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Colonel Cancer posted:Pretty sure wizards have to not gently caress or they lose all their powers WizARDS hosed a big pile of pencils, now there's words on their dick that are words of power.
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That's forbidden magic
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:WizARDS hosed a big pile of pencils, now there's words on their dick that are words of power. Word on their dick? 
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did anyone ever notice how avada kedavra sounds a lot like "cadaver"? like it means death and also sounds like the famous magic word abra cadabra? weird
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Wizards lol. 
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Two words: salt vampires
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i think she was still technically a human woman in the form of a snake, either way, loving gross
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Snakes have clitorises, a scientist found them
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Smugworth posted:Snakes have clitorises, a scientist found them "So how's your son, Marty? What is he up to again?" "He, uhhh, he's a scientist. Very important stuff"
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Smugworth posted:Snakes have clitorises, a scientist found them ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD posted:"So how's your son, Marty? What is he up to again?"
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Smugworth posted:Snakes have clitorises, a scientist found them the snake clitoris is real, its the snake orgasm that is a myth
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It was a lady scientist, the male scientists still claim they don't existquote:Until now, no one had taken the time to look for and describe a snake's clitoris. With the exception of birds, clitorises are found in every vertebrate lineage, including snakes' closest cousins, lizards. But when Folwell went looking for literature about the organ in serpents, she came up empty-handed. "It just didn't make sense to me," she said. "I knew there had to be something going on."
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