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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > Extra Virgin Mineral Oil
 
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Plant MONSTER.



I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop
I don't want the kind of mineral oil that gives it all away up front. I want a demure oil.

* # ? Jan 23, 2023 17:38
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Nosfereefer

IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM
 this is why i buy all my mineral oil from deeply conservative theocracies

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* # ? Jan 23, 2023 17:40
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Buttchocks

No, I like my hat, thanks.
what mineral do they squeeze it from?

* # ? Jan 23, 2023 18:14
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Nosfereefer

IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

Buttchocks posted:

what mineral do they squeeze it from?

olive stone

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* # ? Jan 23, 2023 18:20
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treasure bear

Buttchocks posted:

what mineral do they squeeze it from?

normal/plain mineral

* # ? Jan 23, 2023 18:27
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Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


 i want extra slutty, syphilitic and gonorrhoeic mineral oil


https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!
* # ? Jan 23, 2023 18:35
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Plant MONSTER.



I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

i want extra slutty, syphilitic and gonorrhoeic mineral oil

Then squeeze the naughty/cheeky stone

* # ? Jan 23, 2023 18:43
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Dr. Honked

eat it you slaaaaaaag
 the first squeeze of the rock is the sweetest



thanks deep dish pete moss and Plant MONSTER

* # ? Jan 23, 2023 19:20
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Manifisto


 one must be careful of the low smoke point when stir-frying rocks and boulders in it however

* # ? Jan 24, 2023 01:47
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Dr. Honked

eat it you slaaaaaaag
 delicious gravel risotto



thanks deep dish pete moss and Plant MONSTER

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Finger Prince

Manifisto posted:

one must be careful of the low smoke point when stir-frying rocks and boulders in it however

Remember, any oil will burn if heated high enough*.

*or turn in to lava

* # ? Jan 24, 2023 04:06
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