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usually I just aim for one of your threads op 
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I was going to a music festival in a semi-rural area and had to poo poo at the last Wal-Mart on the way while we were getting last minute supplies. There was a line but I couldn’t wait so I just walked past everyone in line and poo poo right on the floor drain. On the way to the bathroom I grabbed a little travel pack of baby wipes from one of the registers I was walking past, that was primo, probably one of the the best foresights in a moment of panic in world history. I wasn’t gonna, like, go find a hose and spray it all down or whatever so I just left. I did wash my hands though.
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Jan 25, 2023 15:19
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I haven't, OP. I hope everyone else makes it to the potty in time, too.
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Jan 25, 2023 15:26
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One time, yeah. The second year I was in the Navy I was driving back down to south carolina from pennsylvania after 3 days of drinking and eating pretty much just fast food and junk food. I didn't poo poo once in those three days of leave, I do not know why. Passing through maryland at some point it became clear that my bowels needed evacuating loving ASAP. I pull off the interstate, and there's no obvious options anywhere. I see a big abandoned store of some sort on the corner, turn onto the side road, run into a thick bunch of trees behind the building and unload a good 3-4 pounds. Fortunately those blue shop towels make great toilet paper. idk what I did with them after going to assume I just kind of left them there in a panic and fled
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Jan 25, 2023 15:31
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Why do you think some delivery drivers have buckets in their truckets. Always be prepared, true drivers know to bring more than an empty wide mouth Gatorade bottle.
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Jan 26, 2023 00:31
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When you get to the toilet almost just in time but not in enough time to center yourself over the bowl so you end up blasting the edge of the seat
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Jan 26, 2023 00:34
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Drove 3 hours to a state park to camp. Made the mistake of drinking a McDonald’s milkshake on the way in. As soon as we saw the entrance gate to the park I was so excited, because making GBS threads was imminent. After passing the gate we kept driving and driving and driving and as it turns out, the office and camp proper was like 25 minutes past the gate so I parked the car, grabbed the toilet paper from the trunk, and ran a short distance into the wilderness. In a frenzy to remove my pants before exploding, I dropped the toilet paper roll directly under where the poo poo suddenly blasted out. There was no more usable TP for the remainder of our trip and I used a leaf to clean myself as best I could. When we got to camp I used two clean socks and camp soap to wash myself. One sock was soap and water, the other was for rinsing, and I discarded both in the trash receptacle. Anyway that’s my poo poo story.
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Jan 26, 2023 00:54
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Hey OP what makes you think it’s okay to poo poo all over the place just because it’s a rural area? Rural areas may not have as many people as an urban or suburban area but they’re still important! Kinda hosed up yo
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Jan 26, 2023 01:32
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Does a goon poo poo in the woods?
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Sublimer posted:Hey OP what makes you think it’s okay to poo poo all over the place just because it’s a rural area? Rural areas may not have as many people as an urban or suburban area but they’re still important! As someone who lives 20 minutes from a stoplight: if someone has to poop on our road, we would rather they just go than come knock on our door. preferably in a large field or a big stand of trees, but if someone is crying and making GBS threads in my ditch while my dogs bark at them, I'm not going to be mad. I'm just going to feel bad for them. I think the nearest public restroom from my house is like 15 minutes?
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Jan 26, 2023 02:02
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LuckyCat posted:Drove 3 hours to a state park to camp. Made the mistake of drinking a McDonald’s milkshake on the way in. As soon as we saw the entrance gate to the park I was so excited, because making GBS threads was imminent. After passing the gate we kept driving and driving and driving and as it turns out, the office and camp proper was like 25 minutes past the gate so I parked the car, grabbed the toilet paper from the trunk, and ran a short distance into the wilderness. In a frenzy to remove my pants before exploding, I dropped the toilet paper roll directly under where the poo poo suddenly blasted out. There was no more usable TP for the remainder of our trip and I used a leaf to clean myself as best I could. When we got to camp I used two clean socks and camp soap to wash myself. One sock was soap and water, the other was for rinsing, and I discarded both in the trash receptacle. Anyway that’s my poo poo story. Why did you bring only one roll of toilet paper?
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Jan 26, 2023 14:39
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Why did you bring only one roll of toilet paper? It was a weekend camping trip and typically we only use a normal human amount of tp.
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Jan 26, 2023 14:41
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I poo poo my pants, OP
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Jan 26, 2023 14:43
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It's not a crime to poo poo outside if you don't get caught
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The perfect thread for Margaret Cho's story about the persimmon diet and making GBS threads herself sitting in her car on the freeway. Holidaaaay. Celebrraaaate. https://youtu.be/hF1pIMgE8FA
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