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Try to kill them. If you’re unsuccessful, then they’re protected. You may die doing this, but it is your only chance besides watching their browser history
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There aren’t goons out in the real world so it’s impossible to tell
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Jan 28, 2023 00:57
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They say gently caress instead of gently caress
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Referring to Linux as a 'kind of hip hop operating system' or even referring to Linux at all.
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Jan 28, 2023 01:04
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They're the person whose game recommendations you correctly ignore.
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Tell-tale signs of a goon: -Driving and bragging about owning a first generation Prius -Knowledge on how to beat Sephiroth in a single turn -Custom skates with a low boot perfect for jamming -Deep personal belief they are "radical" -Anyone caught gawking at Lara Croft's pixelated pointy boobs -Tendency to trip and fall, typically hurting their delicate wrists, causing them to consider buying wrist guards
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Jan 28, 2023 01:06
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owns rats
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More signs: -skips eating a proper lunch and opts for chugging a Huel which gives them explosive huge farts -takes two different and incompatible leftover meals and combines them into one super meal -has keyboard that lights up with amazing colors and it will do a sweet burst of color on all the surrounding keys -has a bug swatting tennis racket and after every bug kill shouts a one liner pun as they gloat over the kill -never hires a professional for home plumbing projects, which are obviously simple and only require watching YouTube videos -fucks up home plumbing projects -consistently posts about picking up weights and putting them down to try and prove to other goons they are somehow "cool"
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Jan 28, 2023 03:52
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the kids in the hall bruce mcculloch monologue about knowing you're a doors fan except it's stealing an xbox 360 and playing deadly premonition
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Jan 28, 2023 04:02
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mitztronic posted:Try to kill them. If you’re unsuccessful, then they’re protected. You may die doing this, but it is your only chance besides watching their browser history Tie a stone around their neck and throw them in a lake. If they drown, sadly, they were a Goon. If they float, well that's loving weird.
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Jan 28, 2023 04:04
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stairs in the house
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Jan 28, 2023 04:05
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if they say Riker is the Star Trek character they look up to the most
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Jan 28, 2023 04:42
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Penis shaped like a grenade
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Jan 28, 2023 04:54
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Haha yes, goons are quite flatulent aren’t they.
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Jan 28, 2023 05:02
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they kiss me on the lips but only gently and casually
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Jan 28, 2023 05:04
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Seeing their penis on dpph
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Jan 28, 2023 05:14
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tiny hands
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Jan 28, 2023 05:25
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-tonsiloliths tumbling out of gaping maw like popcorn -telltale scar above asscrack from sitting-boy cyst
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Jan 28, 2023 07:25
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Goopy keyboard.
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The oaky smell.
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Jan 28, 2023 11:39
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I've never clocked a goon irl and I've only met in person one other goon that I didn't already know before I registered. I can't clock anyone but when I found they're on here, it all makes sense
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Jan 28, 2023 13:12
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R.L. Stine posted:there's a secret way to tell if someone is a mod, just che- that ban by Lowtax has to be one hell of a badge of pride
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Trollipop posted:I've never clocked a goon irl and I've only met in person one other goon that I didn't already know before I registered. are you talking about time trials 
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