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Edgar Allen Ho posted:I'm literally sitting on chex mix crumbs and detritus that the puppy demolished. She also set tin foil on microwave fire two days ago, gonna have to clean that poo poo out too. Less spilling and more holy gently caress you moron you're going to kill us all. Still miss her every minute she's gone. The power of love. you probably shouldn't let your dog use the microwave
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We both are, but she's worse than me probably. The worst thing is when she eats stuff in bed like crackers and stuff and then I gotta try and sweep it all off before I go to sleep without waking her up Meanwhile, I spill a lot of beers on accident
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:3 dogs and 5 eyes? What happened to your one dog? An injury prior to us adopting her.  It’s her left eye. It’s still in there but shrunken and opaque, and her third eyelid has pretty much grown over it. It doesn’t bother her so the vet recommended we leave it in since she’s very old and the surgery would be risky.
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My girlfriend is good about cleaning up after herself, so it's endearing more than annoying, but holy poo poo, she cannot make food or pour herself a drink without it becoming an absolute debacle. Her recipe for spaghetti, as near as I can tell, calls for her to get the sauce warmed up in a pot, and then to slam a bowling ball into it as hard as she can.
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:An injury prior to us adopting her. she is adorable and I love her
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Slugworth posted:My girlfriend is good about cleaning up after herself, so it's endearing more than annoying, but holy poo poo, she cannot make food or pour herself a drink without it becoming an absolute debacle. Her recipe for spaghetti, as near as I can tell, calls for her to get the sauce warmed up in a pot, and then to slam a bowling ball into it as hard as she can. good on her, it's rare to see people staying authentic to traditional cooking techniques these days
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Zeluth posted:Never ever put anything metal into a blender. This just saved me from a pretty big headache, thanks Zeluth!
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Jan 29, 2023 04:04
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Colonel Cancer posted:Just get ants and or rats, they'll clean up for you! But ants don’t wait till you’re done eating and rats can’t be housebroken. They dribble everywhere cause that is how they communicate. And some rats are picky. BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:I have three dogs and while I love them dearly I could do without the 5 eyes drilling into me whenever I eat. You have a shih tzu? (Or Lhasa? They also have a higher likelihood of just sneezing and popping out an eye than other short snouted dogs) BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:An injury prior to us adopting her. Mumpy Puffinz posted:she is adorable and I love her Bored fucked around with this message at 05:28 on Jan 29, 2023 |
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Jan 29, 2023 05:22
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Slugworth posted:My girlfriend is good about cleaning up after herself, so it's endearing more than annoying, but holy poo poo, she cannot make food or pour herself a drink without it becoming an absolute debacle. Her recipe for spaghetti, as near as I can tell, calls for her to get the sauce warmed up in a pot, and then to slam a bowling ball into it as hard as she can. I’m trying to let my daughters do more in the kitchen but good god I’ll come along later and it’s like did you do all your work directly on the counter top?
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Jan 29, 2023 14:14
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It's me, I get changed into a pyjama top if we're eating anything with a risk of brutal stains. 
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Jan 29, 2023 16:43
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My wife dumps a quarter of whatever she’s eating straight down her shirt.
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Jan 29, 2023 16:54
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If I don't hide her brush and roller my wife paints all the walls with food. Sometimes the ceiling too. Bouillabaisse looks nice but after a few days it starts to smell super funky
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Jan 29, 2023 17:03
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Learning so much about goon marriages itt
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Jan 29, 2023 18:54
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My diet is 100% burritos. Burritos for breakfast, lunch and dinner and I make sure to squeeze them really hard so the first bite I take dumps half of it right on the carpet
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Jan 29, 2023 18:56
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Just pick it up and keep eating in your crumbs
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Jan 29, 2023 19:12
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Mr. Meagles posted:My diet is 100% burritos. Burritos for breakfast, lunch and dinner and I make sure to squeeze them really hard so the first bite I take dumps half of it right on the carpet Have you ever tried eating one sideways like hold it like ur eating corn in the cob lol can you imagine??
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Jan 29, 2023 19:26
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You're one sick puppy nooner
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Nooner posted:Have you ever tried eating one sideways like hold it like ur eating corn in the cob lol can you imagine?? 
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Jan 29, 2023 20:17
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Wtf ban this filth
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Jan 29, 2023 22:46
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this dude's mind is loving blown
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Jan 29, 2023 23:08
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I spill/dribble food with perfect eye contact
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Jan 29, 2023 23:13
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Lmfao
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Haverchuck posted:I spill/dribble food with perfect eye contact with you and the food, or like, another person
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Jan 29, 2023 23:27
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I tear open burritos all over a clean mirror. Then without any utensils, or even my hands I eat that slop right off. Just so I can look into my own tearful eyes, filled with shame I know I deserve the burn of.
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syntaxfunction posted:I tear open burritos all over a clean mirror. Then without any utensils, or even my hands I eat that slop right off. Just so I can look into my own tearful eyes, filled with shame I know I deserve the burn of. Sir this is a somethingawful.com thread
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What in tarnation
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Colonel Cancer posted:Wtf ban this filth
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WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:Sir this is a somethingawful.com thread aww gently caress. Sorry. I thought this was the Wendy's drive thru
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