even now I refuse to learn what funky winkerbean is

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how is that even a name of anything. funky winkerbean. come on

# ? Jan 29, 2023 05:55

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# ? May 7, 2024 15:43

frump truck: hello... again!

every year or so that name pops into my head and i think what is that. i don't care to find out

# ? Jan 29, 2023 05:56

Escape From Noise

Lol. This MF doesn't know what a winkerbean is. ROFL.

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# ? Jan 29, 2023 05:57

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winker bean I hardly know er

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# ? Jan 29, 2023 05:58

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funky winkerbean is not as funky as its name suggests. the comic strip is about people getting cancer iirc

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# ? Jan 29, 2023 14:05

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Edit: wrong comic

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# ? Jan 29, 2023 14:54

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baka fwocka fwame posted:

funky winkerbean is not as funky as its name suggests. the comic strip is about people getting cancer iirc

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# ? Jan 29, 2023 15:04

frump truck: hello... again!

baka fwocka fwame posted:

funky winkerbean is not as funky as its name suggests. the comic strip is about people getting cancer iirc

why would someone name a comic about people getting cancer funky winkerbean

e: i don't doubt you im just confused

# ? Jan 29, 2023 15:51

frump truck: hello... again!

i'm gonna forget that its a comic so that i dont have to know what it is

# ? Jan 29, 2023 15:52

frump truck: hello... again!

some idiot that actually exists: "i have a burgeoning creative vision that is so personally compelling to me that i am ready to devote several days/months/years of my life to it. ALSO i am going to name it..... funky winkerbean"

# ? Jan 29, 2023 16:14

frump truck: hello... again!

just try saying it out loud. the sounds are bad

# ? Jan 29, 2023 16:14

frump truck: hello... again!

wtf is a winkerbean

# ? Jan 29, 2023 16:15

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orb I have wondered that many a time & as a result my brain made sure to document the compelling & disturbing reality of the narrative as it unfolded while i used to read the comic stripz thread

so I am that much sure

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# ? Jan 29, 2023 16:23

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because you would definitely expect it to be a bean that winks at you & gets funky but such is not the case

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# ? Jan 29, 2023 16:25

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It's a cancerous testicle

# ? Jan 29, 2023 16:26

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

It reminds me of the comic called Hi and Lois. Lois is a name, so is Hi also a name, or is it a greeting? Ehhh. I stopped caring

# ? Jan 29, 2023 22:58

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Areola Grande posted:

winker bean I hardly know er

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# ? Jan 29, 2023 23:41

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Areola Grande posted:

winker bean I hardly know er

lol

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# ? Jan 30, 2023 00:04

Finger Prince

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

It reminds me of the comic called Hi and Lois. Lois is a name, so is Hi also a name, or is it a greeting? Ehhh. I stopped caring

I guess it's short for Hiram? Who is even named that?

# ? Jan 30, 2023 04:00

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Finger Prince posted:

I guess it's short for Hiram? Who is even named that?

when neighbors grey him they say hey hi

# ? Jan 30, 2023 04:02

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Buttchocks posted:

It's a cancerous testicle

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# ? Jan 30, 2023 04:17

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Buttchocks posted:

It's a cancerous testicle

It was breast cancer.

# ? Jan 30, 2023 05:44

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

It's a cancerous nipple.

# ? Jan 30, 2023 06:13

frump truck: hello... again!

if this comic is about cancer and depressing things why didnt they call it serious winkerbean

# ? Jan 30, 2023 06:36

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that fuckin winkerbean is at it again

# ? Jan 30, 2023 08:01

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it's mr bean when he's not had a shower, yeah his first name is winker

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# ? Jan 30, 2023 11:26

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frump truck posted:

wtf is a winkerbean

$10, same as in town

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# ? Jan 30, 2023 14:27

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

it's mr bean when he's not had a shower, yeah his first name is winker

"winky" is british slang for "penis", therefore a winkerbean is mr bean's penis. it also smells bad, therefore it's funky

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# ? Jan 30, 2023 14:29

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it is a winkered bean.

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# ? Jan 30, 2023 21:04

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Dr. Honked posted:

"winky" is british slang for "penis", therefore a winkerbean is mr bean's penis. it also smells bad, therefore it's funky

won�t someone please think of the children who are only there to read heathcliffe thinking it�s Garfield

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# ? Jan 30, 2023 21:51

google THIS

When I was in high school I was in marching band and performed at a very rainy competition and the Funky Winkerbean cartoonist was in attendance and a few days later he drew a comic inspired by it. I wasn't mentioned by name or anything but that's my celebrity encounter.

Also one time he did a full-rear end Sunday comic that was just a single giant panel of a girl unconscious on her bed with a pill bottle next to her after attempting suicide, right below Hagar the Horrible being beaten by his wife for criticizing her cooking again. I think the progression of the series was like an early loss.jpg because it started out purely silly and then tried to shoehorn gritty-rear end drama in for no reason that made sense from a continuity perspective

Spoilering this because while I don't think it reveals anything about what funky winkerbean is you can never be too careful

# ? Jan 31, 2023 03:37

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

So that's what inspired the gritty HBO series Band of Marches.

# ? Jan 31, 2023 04:12

frump truck: hello... again!

now is the winkerbean of our discontent

# ? Jan 31, 2023 04:56

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

where are the winkerbeans of yesteryear

# ? Jan 31, 2023 04:57

baka of lathspell

trunky weinerbub

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# ? Jan 31, 2023 07:12

baka of lathspell

google THIS posted:

When I was in high school I was in marching band and performed at a very rainy competition and the Funky Winkerbean cartoonist was in attendance and a few days later he drew a comic inspired by it. I wasn't mentioned by name or anything but that's my celebrity encounter.

Also one time he did a full-rear end Sunday comic that was just a single giant panel of a girl unconscious on her bed with a pill bottle next to her after attempting suicide, right below Hagar the Horrible being beaten by his wife for criticizing her cooking again. I think the progression of the series was like an early loss.jpg because it started out purely silly and then tried to shoehorn gritty-rear end drama in for no reason that made sense from a continuity perspective

Spoilering this because while I don't think it reveals anything about what funky winkerbean is you can never be too careful

wow that�s a good rear end story tho. I wish I�d inspired something from fombo wombobean

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# ? Jan 31, 2023 07:14

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# ? May 7, 2024 15:43

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it's an unfunny comic that turned "serious" like 20 years ago. one of the characters had cancer or something?? not sure why it's in the comic section; maybe there needs to be an anti-comic section in the papers for this sort of whining

# ? Jan 31, 2023 23:29

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