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unknown butthole posted:I've never looked at a married couple and been envious. They definitely exist, I'm sorry that for whatever reason you don't see any 
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DickParasite posted:This is the most lol check that "why have kids" thread. its purestrain goon in there. classic gbs
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Feb 4, 2023 20:56
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post I've read in years. Well done.
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unknown butthole posted:I've never looked at a married couple and been envious. They always seem miserable. Not that i'm not miserable, but at least I can do drugs whenever I want without anyone bitching at me. I've been with my wife for 16 years and we have never once gone to bed angry at each other. It is entirely possible to find someone you get along great with, you just have to be willing to walk away from the ones you don't and that is very hard for most folks.
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Feb 4, 2023 21:40
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Being a bachelor goon, I sleep where ever I want in the house. Couch is cozy, Lazy Boy recliner is incredibly cushy, main bed is a firm mattress and good for being all splayed out. There is a futon downstairs and it is horrible, weird hinge thing the middle makes a hard line down the center. I feel bad (kinda) when guests are relegated there. Point being, sleep where ever ya want if its comfortable. I can appreciate not getting to sleep with your partner, but beyond sexy times and snuggling, you are asleep. Pick anything comfortable. Also $600 for a meal is a lot, but not hard to achieve. I've worked on acquisitions in the past and we often had open ended expense accounts if we were entertaining our new co-workers. My counterpart and I came out of a sushi joint with a $500 bill for dinner. Company paid for it without question. But, lol if I'd pay out of my own pocket for that. Later that week 6 of us had dinner together, and I spied the bill as it was being paid. Surf and turf, and BBQ place. $3,000 tab. Also, the worst place I've slept, including hotels and camping and all that, is on my bedroom floor. Walked home at night from a new years eve party across the road absolutely poo poo-faced drunk and I apparently passed out on the floor while trying to get my shoes off. Not recommended.
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Feb 4, 2023 22:23
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OP has played a blinder in getting goons to overshare whilst giving up no info at all  d
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Feb 4, 2023 22:31
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OP I highly suggest you start getting into ketamine. No reason. Its just cool.
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:I've been with my wife for 16 years and we have never once gone to bed angry at each other. It is entirely possible to find someone you get along great with, you just have to be willing to walk away from the ones you don't and that is very hard for most folks. 
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Feb 5, 2023 04:54
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I'm very lonely and hate not having a romantic partner. It's still better than the misery I experience when someone I love doesn't treat me with care. Everyone deserves someone who will love them enough to look out for them.
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Feb 5, 2023 05:14
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OP slept for two days on his couch, I'm calling substance abuse or addiction. Wife misses the man she married. She hoped that this time you wouldnt spend the whole evening going on about your back pains and acid reflux but thats all you are now.
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Feb 5, 2023 05:17
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:I've been with my wife for 16 years and we have never once gone to bed angry at each other. It is entirely possible to find someone you get along great with, you just have to be willing to walk away from the ones you don't and that is very hard for most folks. No-no this can't be correct. Marriage is about siring multiple children with someone who you knocked up in highschool and were pressured into marrying. Due to societal, familial, and/or religious expectations/pressure, you refuse to acknowledge that both of you would be better off ending the relationship. You both resent each other more and more each day. The hatred grows to a point where you'd rather sleep on an old couch and complain about it on an internet forum than in your own bed. Your only release is when you or the other person dies.
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Feb 5, 2023 05:32
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mods, op has made 3 posts in this thread and hasnt explained a drat thing. we need ANSWERS
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Feb 5, 2023 05:32
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OP should just get over it. Go to court, file a claim for the couch
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Op your wife called she wants you to come back to the bed. We talked it over coffee and you are an integral part of our lives
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Feb 5, 2023 05:34
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My Spirit Otter posted:mods, op has made 3 posts in this thread and hasnt explained a drat thing. we need ANSWERS he made a thread drunk after a $600 meal and now regrets it. I think that's all the answers.
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Feb 5, 2023 05:48
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My wife is mad at me because I burned the last bag of popcorn just now. loving woops better get the basement warm
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Feb 5, 2023 05:50
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Edit jack in the box breakfast is on the way all is well
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You know what I hate? My wife’s SNORING!
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Demon Of The Fall posted:You know what I hate? 
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Treecko posted:OP should just get over it. OP and the couch need to just admit what is going on between them and stop pretending. The wife knows already, she's just waiting for one or both of you to admit it.
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Feb 5, 2023 06:09
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Frankly, she deserves the truth and you know it.
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Feb 5, 2023 06:09
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It's disrespectful to gently caress the couch with your wife just upstairs, in earshot, you piece of poo poo.
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Feb 5, 2023 06:10
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I sleep in a big wife with my house what am I (riddle)
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Feb 5, 2023 06:11
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At least clean the cushions after.
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Demon Of The Fall posted:You know what I hate? *lies down for 15 minutes before moving to the guest room*
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OP, I'm going to ask once again for you to buy your wife an account. Because we all know that you getting your balls roasted is a fetish, might as well invite her so your circle is complete and you can stop doing this in the middle of our blessed general bull poo poo forum for posting, thanks.
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Smugworth posted:How many Funko pops/sexy anime figurines do you own got into an argument with my 4 year old son last night cuz he wanted to break my rei ayaname next to a christmas tree and she's dressed like santa claus and has penpen in a sack over her shoulder figure that i got in nippon but i glued all the pieces together with LOC-TITE! so he can't break it and he was like, "I GOTTA SEE WHAT'S INSIDE! IT'S NOT FAIR!" then i moved it up high and he got really mad so i brought up this combination of two lego sets he broke and was like "here" and then he just made a mess and built something not to code while i wasted 30 minutes getting a gun in parasite eve, not saving, and then immediately ruining the gun with the "tool" function. guess who had to clean up the lego pieces? that's right, me. kntfkr fucked around with this message at 16:32 on Feb 5, 2023 |
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kntfkr posted:got into an argument with my son last night cuz he wanted to break my rei ayaname next to a christmas tree and she's dressed like santa claus and has penpen in a sack over her shoulder figure that i got in nippon but i glued all the pieces together with LOC-TITE! so he can't break it and he was like, "I GOTTA SEE WHAT'S INSIDE! IT'S NOT FAIR!" then i moved it up high and he got really mad so i brought up this combination of two lego sets he broke and was like here and then he just made a mess and built something not to code Did an ai write this
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Private Cumshoe posted:I sleep in a big wife with my house a gbs poster?
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its all nice on rice posted:Did an ai write this I'm practicing sounding like an AI so I can get hired places. They're the new competition.
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numberoneposter posted:Got caught jackin it to deep fakes of Carson Tucker getting spit roasted by the yellow and red M&Ms. That wasn't a deepfake, it was all real
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So do you get off on being a sub, OP? Edit: I'll findom you and not gently caress you for only $500, that's cheaper than your wife. BigBadSteve fucked around with this message at 17:41 on Feb 5, 2023 |
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Private Cumshoe posted:I sleep in a big wife with my house A sailor. you are married to the sea and your house is a boat
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unknown butthole posted:I've never looked at a married couple and been envious. They always seem miserable. Not that i'm not miserable, but at least I can do drugs whenever I want without anyone bitching at me. My wife and I get along, make stupid jokes that get the other to laugh, sleep in the same bed, and co-parent pretty well. On that note we still do drugs (ok just weed), we just take alternating nights so somebody is sober in case the kid has an issue.
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I turned her into a stoner within the first two days of us dating. Funny enough when there was an OKcupid thread in GBS like 8 years ago one day I announced 'yeah I think I found the one!!!!!' and stopped posting in it....that is my now wife. I love her. Smoking weed has absolutely made our lives together tolerable not because we hate each other but just the stresses of life take a toll and it's nice to have a mutual release that isn't drinking booze.
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Steadiman posted:Good stuff, learned a lot omg gbs superstar stedicam man is still posting!?!
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Also marrying someone who hates you is such a boomer trope, get with times 
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kntfkr posted:I'm practicing sounding like an AI so I can get hired places. They're the new competition. https://canadatoday.news/ca/chatgpt-passes-google-programming-interview-for-level-3-engineer-with-183000-salary-254144/
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Parasite Eve rules, maybe OP should play it on his couch while wife scowls, hoping he would care about her instead
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