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 thinking about M'lord and it's not enough
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is that a european union standard banana in your fauld or are you pleased to be at the jousting match today
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A proper gentleman's boners are always expected whilst in chivalry class.
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Feb 2, 2023 15:58
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hedge knight? more like sledge knight
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if thinking about y'lord isn't doing it try thinking about y'lady
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or think about your mom, op. that's what I think about when I need to get soft.
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Seems kind of expected if you have a piece of armor forged just to contain it tbh |
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"Ha ha whoops I have no idea how this happened" I say as my turgid member slides easily into its custom forged silk-lined shock absorbing stainless steel sheath with glove-like precision and a gentle click once I am fully engaged |
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Feb 2, 2023 22:59
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this is why the history textbook is so big. use it, give the offending appendage a smack.
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Heather Papps posted:this is why the history textbook is so big. use it, give the offending appendage a smack. Now I have a textbook skewered on my groin.
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Heather Papps posted:this is why the history textbook is so big. use it, give the offending appendage a smack. in a pinch u can crack ur boner like a glowstick 
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Feb 3, 2023 04:49
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believe it or not it works. learned this reading fyad recently 
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Areola Grande posted:in a pinch u can crack ur boner like a glowstick Areola Grande posted:believe it or not it works. learned this reading fyad recently But it's armored!
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Escape From Noise posted:But it's armored! u got me there
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allow me to regale m'lord with a tale of woe, a hedge knight once embarked upon a quest to carry a scribe to seek the favour of a certain young maiden. he fought through many dangers and trials but when he arrived however he found that another had won the lady's favour and her heart. forsooth he was forced to journey back, scribe in tow, carrying naught but the boner of shame let that be a lesson to you good sir |
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the boner of shame shames us all |
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you’re now thinking about some voluptuous maidens 
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boner update please 
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Thinking about trying to bring the codpiece back into fashion. A bold move.
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it's called a codpiece because the compartment is designed to accommodate a live cod during battle I thought everyone knew this??
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Manifisto posted:it's called a codpiece because the compartment is designed to accommodate a live cod during battle Manifistin' Cod
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Manifisto posted:it's called a codpiece because the compartment is designed to accommodate a live cod during battle something something "slaps you across the face with a large trout" from IRC or whatever. I haven't been on IRC in so many years.
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Manifisto posted:it's called a codpiece because the compartment is designed to accommodate a live cod during battle hulk hogan cod piece |
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Feb 3, 2023 17:06
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Stoner Sloth posted:hulk hogan cod piece lol, I mean it is basically just an entire meat compartment!
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Stoner Sloth posted:hulk hogan cod piece Twenty Four posted:lol, I mean it is basically just an entire meat compartment! |
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Escape From Noise posted:
that seems like a perfectly expected boner to have during chivalry class, op |
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