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Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

unzin posted:

perioDiC anaL odor

:golfclap:

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naem
May 29, 2011

he is very very rich, wealth earned from being mega famous, fame due to being handsome for a living

let women date who they want?

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
I think they only want to be with him for his environmentalism

Gen Z is terrified of climate change

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!
Somewhere in the world, a baby girl was born today who will ride onboard the Titanic 2, a luxury cruiseship that will travel the flooded planet like Snowpiercer but a boat. On the day of February 24th, 2042, she'll be in the arms of her lover, Leo DiCaprio.

Tomorrow he'll leave her for a younger woman.

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Ups_rail posted:

slide into this teenagers DM

:chloe:

Mr.Acula
May 10, 2009

Billions and billions of fat clouds

Leo seems to be playing by the rules? Would you all rather him be hanging out on Epstein island?

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




yep, there’s a term for a 50 year old dating a 19 year old: rules lawyer

you don’t wanna see leo in your roll20 lobby, a dm’s worst nightmare

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

naem posted:

let women date who they want?

This is crazy talk. You are crazy.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
Imagine being wealthy and famous and handsome and dating a dipshit 20 year old when you could be dating two 40 year olds. Shameful.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
That's like 4 20 year olds

WILDTURKEY101
Mar 7, 2005

Look to your left. Look to your right. Only one of you is going to pass this course.
I bet they do a lot of drugs together and have a lot of fun

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

Bad Purchase posted:

yep, there’s a term for a 50 year old dating a 19 year old: rules lawyer

you don’t wanna see leo in your roll20 lobby, a dm’s worst nightmare

The guy never hits less than an 18, I swear bruh

naem
May 29, 2011

Michelle Pfeiffer is 64 and I would do all kinds of awkward sex with her given the opportunity



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Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

naem posted:

Michelle Pfeiffer is 64 and I would do a kind of awkward sex with her given the opportunity



That's really cool man

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

oversharing about your sexual desire should be like, a 3 day probe at minimum

naem
May 29, 2011

Smugworth posted:

That's really cool man

it would be pretty cool (to have sex with michelle pfeiffer)

I imagine that is how a 19 year old assault women might feel about actor leonardo dcaprio

Mr.Acula
May 10, 2009

Billions and billions of fat clouds

Toxic Mental posted:

oversharing about your sexual desire should be like, a 3 day probe at minimum

i want things to rub on my dickhead until i do a big cum

Stink Billyums
Jul 7, 2006

MAGNUM

naem posted:

Michelle Pfeiffer is 64 and I would do all kinds of awkward sex with her given the opportunity



google says that photo is 16 years old

naem
May 29, 2011

Stink Billyums posted:

google says that photo is 16 years old

in three years lornardo decrprido would date it

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003



Thank you Leo
For what it's worth I think you can date any adult you want to

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."
Please, said Leo, the next generation of 19 year olds cannot be tainted, or my holy vessel will become tarnished

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

do you think he has to tell his 48 year old peer group "no we can't go to that bar, they always card there" before they meet up for drinks

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

I think he goes out on his yacht and fucks the 19 year old and the yacht has its own bar and prior to sex he brings up icebergs melting and sea levels rising and then he introduces his pet lizard

Astrochicken
Aug 13, 2007

So you better go back to your bars, your temples
Your massage parlors!

He should not be allowed to date a 19 year old woman. The state should intervene.

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

they dont consider it dating. i mean wtf is a date anyway. just a year you were born in.

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?

Mulaney Power Move posted:

they dont consider it dating. i mean wtf is a date anyway. just a year you were born in.

ask your mom, what she was doing with me last night :frog:

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Mulaney Power Move posted:

I think he goes out on his yacht and fucks the 19 year old and the yacht has its own bar and prior to sex he brings up icebergs melting and sea levels rising and then he introduces his pet lizard

What kind of lizard does he have?

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord

Outrail posted:

What kind of lizard does he have?

That one that shoots blood out of its eye.

Mr.Acula
May 10, 2009

Billions and billions of fat clouds

He reenacts the im flying scene in titanic with his dick in the rear end of each and every one of these girls

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Mr.Acula posted:

He reenacts the im flying scene in titanic with his dick in the his own rear end of each and every one of these girls

Mr. Crow
May 22, 2008

Snap City mayor for life

Wouldn't any of us with that kind of power?

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Let me tell you about Karma Chameleon, he comes and goes.

Thesaurus
Oct 3, 2004


Whats the dirt in Morgan Freeman?

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Thesaurus
Oct 3, 2004


Cher is 40 years older than her beau

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