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Trixie Hardcore posted:I think the game is turning out really bad so I'm going to put some meme references in it so when everyone realizes it's bad they will think I made the game bad on purpose. i'll make the scary nightmare section of the game with the distant sounds of a crying baby and a laughing clown and i will include a maze of hallways that are just a texture of trollface repeated
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Deki posted:Huh. I didn't realize there was actually a game like that, I was just riffing on FNAF and the infinite knockoffs. It literally has killer knock off furbies
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The Hello Machine posted:One clown always knows where you are but he's slow. The other clown has no idea where you are but he's quick. 
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Feb 14, 2023 10:34
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you must rescue Tupac from a wackass crystal prison
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So it's like the hedge maze from the end of the shinning and yeah that's just it. Just do the end of the shinning exactly. Anyway if we call it "Shining: the Parody" I'm pretty sure we can get away with not getting sued by WB
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Feb 14, 2023 10:57
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one of those j horror girls but vanessa carlton and she's chasing you while playing her piano
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When your fear meter gets too high, your speed is reduced by 50%.
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Alan Smithee posted:one of those j horror girls but vanessa carlton and she's chasing you while playing her piano that would rule
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Making your way round clowns Walking fast? You sure can't with your legs bound
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goatface posted:Making your way round clowns The VR Edition comes with real ropes
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foreverially clowned up and loving it
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I'm working on the prequel game that takes place in medieval times. It's the origin of Clownfoggio the demon. In this one, you wander through the halls of the castle and escape a demonic jester. It's a pretty fresh take on the whole thing.
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we're going to put in the lore that a bunch of kids died to sell you how scary and serious this is
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1. who built this victorian mansion and then filled every room with Meat Hooks 2. Meat Hooks and other farm implements next to nice furniture? 3. one area is just a slaughter house, but in a mansion? 4. why the clowns 5. aren’t these clowns 1940’s era clowns why are they mixed with people in old timey victorian clothing 6. ok that’s a like renaissance ruffed collar that def doesn’t belong 7. I don’t think they had cassette tapes in any of these past eras 8. ok so, wait, why is there an oil painting of the mansion owner holding a Meat Hook, in a family portrait?? sure yeah decent into madness and all that but he hired someone to spend 80 hours painting him holding one? 9. sepia toned vhs filers doesn’t just mean “old timey” it should be like a phonograph these and other questions def will not be answered in Hallway Simulator, Decent into Madness©️™️
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Nominated for an award in sound design thanks to filling every room with the creepy atmospheric sound of rattling meat hook chains.
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the whole thing's a metaphor, I don't have to explain poo poo
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an accidentally hilarious indie horror game becomes wildly popular for how bad it is and generates beloved memes the big budget sequel takes itself deadly serious with no humor whatsoever
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How long should the music be before it loops? 12 seconds? Is that too long?
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The evil clown is actually a SKELETON!!!!
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We've themed it around the Mexican day of the dead. None of our Finn developers have ever been to Mexico but we really like the aesthetic and Jussi does the accent really well.
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gen alpha and gen z join millennials and gen X as the forth generation in a row for whom clowns are primarily a horror movie bad guy vampires, werewolves, zombies, clowns = monster
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goatface posted:The people who owned this house were reasonably rich, so everywhere looks like the inside of Trump tower. The dev's only reference for a typical US house is Home Alone. Trixie Hardcore posted:Just realized I could save a ton of development time if instead of having the player click the doors to open them I just put them on a hinge and the player can use their body to push the doors open. To make it more realistic, the doors are not double-hinged. While being chased, you must remember which way each door opens.
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Man wakes up in a haunted insane asylum. He sees the faceless surgeon standing over him. He tells the surgeon, "Doc, I feel trapped. Helpless. There's no escape from this endless nightmare asylum. What should I do?" The doctor replies, "Go find the evil clown who stalks the halls of the asylum. When he catches you, he'll kill you and end your suffering." "But, doctor!" the man cries, "I am the evil clown!"
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naem posted:1. who built this victorian mansion and then filled every room with Meat Hooks Great ideas team, but how about we also give some of the game files slightly weird filenames? That way some internet weirdos will make hours long deep lore videos and basically make up the plot of our next game for us
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The game reads your save files and the evil clown taunts you about your low gamer score/trophy count
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Meat Hook Mansion 3©️: return of Countess Buttcula a subsidiary of Hallway Simulator Games™️ Cinematic Universe©️™️ produced in conjunction with Big Bored Studio That Bought Us Three Years Ago and Didn’t Do Much With The Franchise
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Feb 14, 2023 19:55
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our 3d modeler was going through a divorce so every monster looks like a monstrous armenian woman
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a nostalgia pastiche of the 80’s, 90’s, and early 2000’s, but as remembered by someone under 30 who is nostalgic for media that was celebrating the 80’s and 90’s of their own childhood which was like 7 years ago
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Feb 14, 2023 22:14
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So I want all the seventeen characters in my game to be fully voice acted. Voice actors cost money you say? whatever I'll just do all the voices. The webcam on my computer has a mic and sure I've never acted but I was the one who wrote all the dialogue. Like just remembering your lines is like 99% of what actors do right. It'll fine.
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Feb 14, 2023 23:16
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Just use a text to speech programme. Nobody can tell the difference.
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The game will be PC exclusive and require a controller to play effectively. The second part will include a mini game where you need to remain silent by controlling your breathing by slowly pressing the triggers in sync with the on-screen indicator. But your character has bronchospasm from their traumatic smoke inhalation as a child, so the indicator will jump around alot. If you fail this game you die. Also there's permadeath because we don't want to coddle the player.
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Funky See Funky Do posted:Just use a text to speech programme. Nobody can tell the difference.
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