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madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

I shared a stupid tiktok with my wife that was “I don’t know what an HD is, but my doctor says I have 80 of them” because I do indeed have ADHD. Then she looks off into the middle distance for a few seconds and then comes back, saying “I was trying to think of one for OCD”

Well

I took a deep breath, steeled my nerves and

“OCDEEZ NUTZ!”

she didn’t think it was funny but I thought it was a respectable success.

Anyways share your recent, or dumbest, or best, dunks you’ve done on other people. With words, preferably, but if you’ve got basketball footage of yourself by all means go ahead.

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Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
I dunked on myself today it was pretty embarassing

Archer666
Dec 27, 2008
I bought the wizard game.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
It was an assist but :dunkedon: anyways. :shrug:

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I love scoping some tiddies ya know?

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


I dunked some chips into some tasty salsa. Yum.

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



dunked a huge turd into my toilet

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
.

The Management fucked around with this message at 21:33 on Feb 10, 2023

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Their food sucks now but the coffee is still legit

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Their food sucks now but the coffee is still legit

Living in Canada, I’d like to compare their coffee to Timmy Ho’s some day.

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

Maybe you can mail me a cup

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005




I just dunked a huge loving mount of poo poo into a TOILET BOWL WHATS UP

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

Dunking a stroopwafel into my coffee - real ones know what’s up

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

madmatt112 posted:

Living in Canada, I’d like to compare their coffee to Timmy Ho’s some day.

It’s better than Timmy’s. Not a huge hurdle to clear but it gets the job done.

Richard Cabeza
Mar 1, 2005

What a dickhead...
I was ragging on my wife with her Dad in the kitchen. Wife was cooking dinner and asked me “How much poison do you want in your dinner?”.

without missing a beat I replied, “Whatever you normally do.”

Father in law laughed so hard he farted.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




:swish:

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

Richard Cabeza posted:

Father in law laughed so hard he farted.

Win

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Just perfected the jog cut. :woop: :dunkedon:

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Dunkaroos were a pretty good snack treat as a kid

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
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dunk a dill pickle realdo

All You Can Eat
Aug 27, 2004

Abundance is the dullest desire.
Dunked ma toast soldiers into eggy for brekkies. Scarfed em daun

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Treecko posted:

I dunked on myself today it was pretty embarassing

Do did the OP.

Waste of Breath
Dec 30, 2021

I only know🧠 one1️⃣ thing🪨: I😡 want😤 to 🔪kill☠️… 😈Chaos😱… I need🥵 to. [TIME⏰ TO DIE☠️]
:same:

Not dunks.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



I can't think of a specific one right now, but it probably involved your mom.

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
I was on the street corner rapping about dragons and this guy walked by and said "that really sucks" so I did a couple of wet sucking noises. The guy kept walking

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git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

madmatt112 posted:

Dunking a stroopwafel into my coffee - real ones know what’s up

your supposed to melt the caramel by putting it on top of your cup for a while, not dunk it

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