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Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe
they're not going to hit a ball with it op. they're going to hit the man. possibly the man's balls idk

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He Who Smelt It
Jun 14, 2012

Poohs Packin posted:

There's been this trend of people just holding baseball bats in photos when they are clearly not going to be playing any baseball and i don't get it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qC6ZOYrGy6c

any questions? :colbert:

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Actually it said "the cis scum" in German

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
this is the only image I see in the op. please stop using ibb!!!!!

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
Bill "gently caress Face" Ripken, brother to Cal "Iron Man" Ripken Jr.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






when the pandemic was in full swing and my state was largely locked down, i went a little nutso and pounded a bunch of nails into a baseball bat to use as a self defense tool

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
You can buy a baseball bat from cold steel that weighs like 3 pounds and can explode a "zombie"face if you swing for it

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe
when I read the op for the first time I genuinely thought the guy in the second picture was the op's brother and I only just realised that that is not what they meant

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

EXQUISITE LURKER RHINO


Nap Ghost

Extra Large Marge posted:

Bill "gently caress Face" Ripken, brother to Cal "Iron Man" Ripken Jr.



Second base? more like second fiddle

boom, got em

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

AARD VARKMAN posted:

this is the only image I see in the op. please stop using ibb!!!!!


Should I use imgur instead?

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



FWIW I can see the images in the OP just fine. :shrug:

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

CaptainSarcastic posted:

FWIW I can see the images in the OP just fine. :shrug:

Same

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

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He's on top of the desk because it's about half as tall as he isn't lol

Dystopia Barbarian
Dec 25, 2022

by vyelkin
It's because we live in a violence obsessed culture OP. People like to look tough and cool. Nothing says tough and cool like prepare to be beaten to death with a large wooden stick.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Ought to attach truck nutz to their bat for even more virile projection

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Colonel Cancer posted:

Ought to attach truck nutz to their bat for even more virile projection

I was going to make a Quantum of Phallus reference but your post is better.

Croccers
Jun 15, 2012

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Dystopia Barbarian posted:

It's because we live in a violence obsessed culture OP. People like to look tough and cool. Nothing says tough and cool like prepare to be beaten to death with a large wooden stick.


Devils Affricate posted:

Anime has been doing this for decades but I think the recent popularity came from Harley Quin

That die cis scum photo is from like 2009, though

The barbarian/ baby eating av says it's because of a violent society, and the MLP av says it's because of horribly embarrassing fandoms.

When you're a hammer every problem looks like a nail, I suppose.

Lt. Cock
May 28, 2005

INCOMING!
As a guy who draws and hoards oddly specific stock photos, I genuinely approve of this dumb thread

The Butcher
Apr 20, 2005

Well, at least we tried.
Nap Ghost

I'm not feeling very threatened by the male model in a suit and very impractical shoes, who has chosen to stand on a desk.

Like you could just poke him with a hockey stick a couple times and he would lose his footing. Longer reach. More pokey.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



The Butcher posted:

I'm not feeling very threatened by the male model in a suit and very impractical shoes, who has chosen to stand on a desk.

Like you could just poke him with a hockey stick a couple times and he would lose his footing. Longer reach. More pokey.

I think you missed how pointy his shoes are. No man with feet that long is to be trifled with.

naem
May 29, 2011


Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

Lol no fuckin way

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Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
George is gettin upset

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