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FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

To Mr Tabomba,

You are invited to the so-called "Obese Meeting". This is just a simple meeting that was being hosted by a recent "obese emperor" of a particular nation. In this very event, we will be discussing the importance of all the fat soldiers in all particular emergencies in all other parts of the world. The meeting will took place in the Hong Kong Convention Center at 5 PM sharp.

The IOMC will be awaiting your very arrival.

Respectfully yours,

Imperial Obese Military Commission.

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FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

CHAPTER 1

So one day I was playing FortNite inside of my house and then I felt like the screen of my Gaming PC was pulling me in slowlyy. Weirrd Huh! I said. I put down my controller and went for a drink of water Probably all of theat awesome fortninte i was playing was making me insane from awesome diesease. I thought. When i was about to take a sip of my water i lOOKED down and it was� A CHUB JUG!

I screamedm and I droped the chug jub an the ground. "What?/" i said "THIS IS CRASSY!"

I rand back to my room and slammed closed the door. THEN�. I looked a t my gaming display and it WaS A PORTAL! "AHHHHHHHH" i muttered as the portal sucked me IN.

# ? Feb 22, 2023 19:38

Fungah!: Apr 30, 2011

FactsAreUseless posted:

CHAPTER 1

So one day I was playing FortNite inside of my house and then I felt like the screen of my Gaming PC was pulling me in slowlyy. Weirrd Huh! I said. I put down my controller and went for a drink of water Probably all of theat awesome fortninte i was playing was making me insane from awesome diesease. I thought. When i was about to take a sip of my water i lOOKED down and it was� A CHUB JUG!

I screamedm and I droped the chug jub an the ground. "What?/" i said "THIS IS CRASSY!"

I rand back to my room and slammed closed the door. THEN�. I looked a t my gaming display and it WaS A PORTAL! "AHHHHHHHH" i muttered as the portal sucked me IN.

lmao for some reason

# ? Feb 22, 2023 19:39

Arch Nemesis: Mar 27, 2007

FactsAreUseless posted:

CHAPTER 1

So one day I was playing FortNite inside of my house and then I felt like the screen of my Gaming PC was pulling me in slowlyy. Weirrd Huh! I said. I put down my controller and went for a drink of water Probably all of theat awesome fortninte i was playing was making me insane from awesome diesease. I thought. When i was about to take a sip of my water i lOOKED down and it was… A CHUB JUG!

I screamedm and I droped the chug jub an the ground. "What?/" i said "THIS IS CRASSY!"

I rand back to my room and slammed closed the door. THEN…. I looked a t my gaming display and it WaS A PORTAL! "AHHHHHHHH" i muttered as the portal sucked me IN.