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Sub-Actuality
Apr 17, 2007

Nostradingus posted:

"What gives you the right? What's the difference between you and me?"

"I'm not wearing [Legendary] Hockey Pads of Staunch Defense"

 




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That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020

Sub-Actuality posted:

As a man, I’m flesh and blood. I can be ignored. I can be destroyed. But as an infusion — as a infusion, I can marginally alter the elemental resistances of non-elite enemy npcs.

That Little Demon
Dec 3, 2020

Nostradingus posted:

"What gives you the right? What's the difference between you and me?"

"I'm not wearing [Legendary] Hockey Pads of Staunch Defense"

Plebian Parasite
Oct 12, 2012

Nostradingus posted:

"What gives you the right? What's the difference between you and me?"

"I'm not wearing [Legendary] Hockey Pads of Staunch Defense"

Leadthumb
Mar 24, 2006

haunted bong posted:

Alfred: why bats, Master Wayne?

Bruce Wayne: *solemnly looking at inventory screen* because bats have a 6% chance to inflict fear on melee strikes, Alfred.

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Some men just want to inflict Burn for 3.5 seconds

Fungah! posted:

why do we have a 17% chance to inflict fall, master bruce? so we can get our gear score up!

Sub-Actuality posted:

As a man, I’m flesh and blood. I can be ignored. I can be destroyed. But as an infusion — as a infusion, I can marginally alter the elemental resistances of non-elite enemy npcs.

FactsAreUseless posted:

Batman: Oracle, I need you to shut down all the ventilation at WayneTech. Scarecrow's going to pump fear-of-missing-out gas into the vents. Move quick, or the entire building's going to be purchasing unlockable skins from the Court or Owls.

Oracle: I'll try, Batman, but there's a problem. I need more stamina to complete the hacking minigame!

Batman: Too late. They got to Oracle.

Nostradingus posted:

"What gives you the right? What's the difference between you and me?"

"I'm not wearing [Legendary] Hockey Pads of Staunch Defense"

Lmfao




PS this post is impervious to Flames because of the flame proofer. :)

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

FactsAreUseless posted:

Batman: Oracle, I need you to shut down all the ventilation at WayneTech. Scarecrow's going to pump fear-of-missing-out gas into the vents. Move quick, or the entire building's going to be purchasing unlockable skins from the Court or Owls.

Oracle: I'll try, Batman, but there's a problem. I need more stamina to complete the hacking minigame!

Batman: Too late. They got to Oracle.

Plebian Parasite
Oct 12, 2012

Two-Face: *flipping a coin* Let's leave it up to RNGesus

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


Bane: you merely adopted the randomized loot system, I was born in it, moulded by it! I didn’t see a guaranteed drop until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but VENDOR TRASH!

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Nostradingus posted:

"What gives you the right? What's the difference between you and me?"

"I'm not wearing [Legendary] Hockey Pads of Staunch Defense"

Evil Eagle
Nov 5, 2009

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Some men just want to inflict Burn for 3.5 seconds

Arch Nemesis
Mar 27, 2007


FactsAreUseless posted:

Hand over the pearls, lady! Two percent of the time this gun is instantly lethal on hit! Four percent if the target is suffering from a status effect!

Plebian Parasite posted:

Mr. Freeze: Nora... I tried to save her Batman, but every loot box gave me +Cold Damage, not Status Resist%.

FactsAreUseless posted:

Riddle me this, Batman! If I spend $19.99 on 200 Batcoin, and I exchange 160 Batcoin for 9 Robin's Eggs, then another $9.99 to get 11 Nightwing Nighttime Knight Keys to open my Robin's Eggs, and I receive 15,000 Gotham Cash, five Oracle Insights, and a shirt that says "RHYME ALLEY," should I spend an additional $19.99 on 200 more Batcoin to buy two more Robin's Eggs to use my last two Nightwing Nighttime Knight Keys? And hurry, Bat-Brain! If you take too long, the limited-time Batcoin sale will end!

Plebian Parasite posted:

Solomon Grundy double xp Monday, Dew codes on Wednesday, Prestige on Saturday

haunted bong posted:

Alfred: why bats, Master Wayne?

Bruce Wayne: *solemnly looking at inventory screen* because bats have a 6% chance to inflict fear on melee strikes, Alfred.

Sub-Actuality posted:

As a man, I’m flesh and blood. I can be ignored. I can be destroyed. But as an infusion — as a infusion, I can marginally alter the elemental resistances of non-elite enemy npcs.

FactsAreUseless posted:

Batman: Oracle, I need you to shut down all the ventilation at WayneTech. Scarecrow's going to pump fear-of-missing-out gas into the vents. Move quick, or the entire building's going to be purchasing unlockable skins from the Court or Owls.

Oracle: I'll try, Batman, but there's a problem. I need more stamina to complete the hacking minigame!

Batman: Too late. They got to Oracle.

lmfao

Arch Nemesis
Mar 27, 2007

twinkle twinkle little bat,
I'll crit you extra with this hat

Sub-Actuality
Apr 17, 2007

Arch Nemesis posted:

twinkle twinkle little bat,
I'll crit you extra with this hat

lmao

 




Leadthumb
Mar 24, 2006

Arch Nemesis posted:

twinkle twinkle little bat,
I'll crit you extra with this hat

lmao




PS this post is impervious to Flames because of the flame proofer. :)

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Arch Nemesis posted:

twinkle twinkle little bat,
I'll crit you extra with this hat

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

Arch Nemesis posted:

twinkle twinkle little bat,
I'll crit you extra with this hat

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

You won't get away with this, Clock King.

Tockman: Won't I, Batman? I have it to the hour. The minute. The very second. From 8:57:33 to 8:59:04, there will be a period in which Commissioner Gordon's Hot Cup of Coffee Bonus of a 5 percent increased counter window will be gone, but his Frosty Bottle of Beer Bonus of 11 percent damage reduction will not yet have kicked in. Then, Batman. Then, I will have revenge for my sister.

There's just one grain of sand that's going to ruin your perfect clockwork plan. The commissioner recently switched from cigarettes to nicotine gum. A request from his daughter.

Tockman: No! NO! The bonuses... the slightest shift may ruin everything!

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Arch Nemesis posted:

twinkle twinkle little bat,
I'll crit you extra with this hat

johnny park
Sep 15, 2009



I hate to disappoint you, but... my Batman-Infused [Consumable] Rubber Lips grant me 100% charm immunity.

Martman
Nov 20, 2006

*clayface uncontrollably changing appearance*

Batman: please, let me help you! stop switching between all your paid cosmetics, just wear the banana suit and you'll look badass!


haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


Arch Nemesis posted:

twinkle twinkle little bat,
I'll crit you extra with this hat

Jenny Agutter
Mar 18, 2009

Martman posted:

*clayface uncontrollably changing appearance*

Batman: please, let me help you! stop switching between all your paid cosmetics, just wear the banana suit and you'll look badass!

Lmao

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Martman posted:

*clayface uncontrollably changing appearance*

Batman: please, let me help you! stop switching between all your paid cosmetics, just wear the banana suit and you'll look badass!

Lol

Smirking_Serpent
Aug 27, 2009

Martman posted:

*clayface uncontrollably changing appearance*

Batman: please, let me help you! stop switching between all your paid cosmetics, just wear the banana suit and you'll look badass!

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

Martman posted:

*clayface uncontrollably changing appearance*

Batman: please, let me help you! stop switching between all your paid cosmetics, just wear the banana suit and you'll look badass!

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copy
Jul 26, 2007

Martman posted:

*clayface uncontrollably changing appearance*

Batman: please, let me help you! stop switching between all your paid cosmetics, just wear the banana suit and you'll look badass!

lol

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