Zoolander (just the first one)

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naem: May 29, 2011

I like that people who are younger than me quote this move and make memes because it make me feel like it is I, who am a young

# ? Feb 27, 2023 18:54

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# ? May 3, 2024 09:00

Treecko: Apr 23, 2008; The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!

Made my 10 year old watch it so she stops calling me brah

I'm not your brah, bro sit down and watch the movie

# ? Feb 27, 2023 19:03

WAR CRIME GIGOLO: Oct 3, 2012; The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Zoolander was boring when I watched it with some chick who loved Duran Duran and Zoolander.

I wanted to bang but she literally demanded we watch it a second time because I didn't pay enough attention to have a long winded Convo about it

I left instead

No idea of the plot or anything about the loving movie

# ? Feb 27, 2023 19:06

EvilJoven: Mar 18, 2005; NOBODY,IN THE HISTORY OF EVER, HAS ASKED OR CARED WHAT CANADA THINKS. YOU ARE NOT A COUNTRY. YOUR MONEY HAS THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND ON IT. IF YOU DIG AROUND IN YOUR BACKYARD, NATIVE SKELETONS WOULD EXPLODE OUT OF YOUR LAWN LIKE THE END OF POLTERGEIST. CANADA IS SO POLITE, EH?; Fun Shoe

I hated. Zoolander so much the first time I watched it.

By the fifth time it was just the best.

# ? Feb 27, 2023 19:27

Cacator: Aug 6, 2005; You're quite good at turning me on.

That Hansel's so hot right now.

# ? Feb 27, 2023 19:36

naem: May 29, 2011

EvilJoven posted:

I hated. Zoolander so much the first time I watched it.

By the fifth time it was just the best.

# ? Feb 27, 2023 19:49

A Wizard of Goatse: Dec 14, 2014

WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:

Zoolander was boring when I watched it with some chick who loved Duran Duran and Zoolander.

I wanted to bang but she literally demanded we watch it a second time because I didn't pay enough attention to have a long winded Convo about it

I left instead

No idea of the plot or anything about the loving movie

she was right, also what's her number

# ? Feb 27, 2023 20:25

Larry Cum Free: Jun 3, 2022; move it or lose it dillweed

WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:

Zoolander was boring when I watched it with some chick who loved Duran Duran and Zoolander.

I wanted to bang but she literally demanded we watch it a second time because I didn't pay enough attention to have a long winded Convo about it

I left instead

No idea of the plot or anything about the loving movie

She really wanted the "what is this, a penis for ants??" line to land later.

# ? Feb 27, 2023 21:07

pablo gbscobar: Nov 24, 2007; oh shit i got the snype; Lipstick Apathy

I'm so glad we didn't end up with a posthumous David Bowie cameo in the sequel.

# ? Feb 27, 2023 22:01

Mordja: Apr 26, 2014; Hell Gem

Cacator posted:

That Hansel's so hot right now.

Hansel, so hot right now. Hansel.

# ? Feb 27, 2023 22:03

The Dregs: Dec 29, 2005; MY TREEEEEEEE!

Vakal posted:

Zoolander 2, Anchorman 2, Dumb & Dumber 2...

Has there ever been a sequel to a comedy movie made that was as good or possibly better than the original?

Home alone 2

# ? Feb 27, 2023 22:18

Das Boo: Jun 9, 2011; There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

EvilJoven posted:

I hated. Zoolander so much the first time I watched it.

By the fifth time it was just the best.

This is the weirdest thing and also absolutely my experience.

# ? Feb 27, 2023 22:50

super sweet best pal: Nov 18, 2009

WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:

Zoolander was boring when I watched it with some chick who loved Duran Duran and Zoolander.

I wanted to bang but she literally demanded we watch it a second time because I didn't pay enough attention to have a long winded Convo about it

I left instead

No idea of the plot or anything about the loving movie

You could've had a gf who liked Zoolander and Hungry Like the Wolf. You owned yourself.

# ? Feb 28, 2023 00:17

mutantIke: Oct 24, 2022; Born in '04
Certified Zoomer

I like Zoolander but whenever I watch it I'm reminded of how Ben Stiller owes his entire career to his father

# ? Feb 28, 2023 13:58

HD DAD: Jan 13, 2010; Generic white guy.; Toilet Rascal

Vakal posted:

Zoolander 2, Anchorman 2, Dumb & Dumber 2...

Has there ever been a sequel to a comedy movie made that was as good or possibly better than the original?

22 Jump Street.

# ? Mar 1, 2023 16:45

git apologist: Jun 4, 2003

mutantIke posted:

I like Zoolander but whenever I watch it I'm reminded of how Ben Stiller owes his entire career to his father

hell, he owes his entire life to his mother and father tbh

# ? Jun 2, 2023 16:39

blight rhino: Feb 11, 2014; EXQUISITE ~~LURKER~~ RHINO; Nap Ghost

# ? Jun 2, 2023 18:44

naem: May 29, 2011

git apologist posted:

hell, he owes his entire life to his mother and father tbh

probably because of all that sex they had

# ? Jun 2, 2023 20:25

Gatto Grigio: Feb 9, 2020

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# ? Jun 2, 2023 21:51

David D. Davidson: Nov 17, 2012; Orca lady?

git apologist posted:

hell, he owes his entire life to his mother and father tbh

To be fair I'd take someone using nepotism to get an in and make movies that are sometimes good over whatever is going on with most other nepotistic assholes are doing.

# ? Jun 3, 2023 00:48

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# ? May 3, 2024 09:00

Radical 90s Wizard: Aug 5, 2008; ~SS-18 burning bright,
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Larry Cum Free posted:

The delivery of �I don�t know� when he asks his reflection who am I?

Also will Ferrell awkwardly spilling the latte on his assistant

NO TODD NOT NOW

# ? Jun 3, 2023 00:57

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