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at a party and some guy pulls out his dick "oh no thanks, I'm trying to quit"
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Feb 26, 2023 22:11
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if people are allowed to take smoke breaks it only makes sense to be able to take a masturbation break it’s common sense really
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Feb 26, 2023 22:14
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magic cactus posted:at a party and some guy pulls out his dick "oh no thanks, I'm trying to quit" lol
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Feb 26, 2023 22:40
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watho posted:if people are allowed to take smoke breaks it only makes sense to be able to take a masturbation break it’s common sense really be the change you want to see
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Feb 27, 2023 18:31
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if I took a masterbation break who would stop me? loving Adam? yeah right
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Feb 27, 2023 18:31
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imagine if you could blow sick vape clouds out ur pee pee
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Feb 27, 2023 18:35
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Feb 27, 2023 18:36
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and yet i keep getting arrested for doing it outside of schools
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Feb 27, 2023 18:55
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ironically you will get arrested for selling vapes to teenagers but they pay teachers to tell teens about masturbation
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Feb 27, 2023 18:56
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What flavors are there? Just the one? No thanks, I'll vape instead. |
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Feb 27, 2023 20:20
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rear end-penny posted:be the change you want to see boss knocks on the stall on my third j/o break of the hour saying “if there’s time to jerk there’s time to work”
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Feb 27, 2023 20:51
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maybe the way you do it OP 
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Feb 27, 2023 21:01
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at an office party at my boss' house, whispering to a guy from marketing: i gotta step out, where's the jacking off room?
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Feb 27, 2023 21:08
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Sherbert Hoover posted:at an office party at my boss' house, whispering to a guy from marketing: i gotta step out, where's the jacking off room? in your bosses bed
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Feb 27, 2023 22:19
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in a rich man's house, the only place to cum is on his face
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Feb 27, 2023 22:27
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‘I tried that masturette gum but I dunno, something about the rhythm of chewing and that little ‘squish squish’ sound….it didn’t help’
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Feb 27, 2023 23:24
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making the jerk off motion with a carrot in hand. "look it's close enough to the real thing and it calms me down, Okay??"
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Feb 27, 2023 23:30
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a gymnast smoking cigarettes to curb the urge to suck his own dick
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Feb 28, 2023 00:00
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Sherbert Hoover posted:in a rich man's house, the only place to cum is on his face
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Feb 28, 2023 02:49
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"Arp!" *exhales puff of smoke* |
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Feb 28, 2023 03:20
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magic cactus posted:at a party and some guy pulls out his dick "oh no thanks, I'm trying to quit" |
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Feb 28, 2023 10:58
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couldn't quit whacking off cold turkey so ive started dickorette |
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Feb 28, 2023 17:54
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Buttchocks posted:What flavors are there? Just the one? No thanks, I'll vape instead. lol this guy doesn't know about flavoured lube 
Too much is always not enough! |
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Feb 28, 2023 21:40
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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:‘I tried that masturette gum but I dunno, something about the rhythm of chewing and that little ‘squish squish’ sound….it didn’t help’ Oh yeah no the gum sucks but the Flesh, Light(tm) spray works wonders Too much is always not enough! |
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Feb 28, 2023 21:41
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i heard marilyn manson had his bottom two ribs removed so he could vape more effectively
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Feb 28, 2023 23:30
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starting an OnlyVapes to earn extra money, and also because I like it when people watch. |
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Mar 1, 2023 00:02
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rear end-penny posted:if I took a masterbation break who would stop me? loving Adam? yeah right I mean, loving Adam would stop it from being masturbation
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Mar 1, 2023 00:35
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Gimme a loving break
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Mar 1, 2023 03:09
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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:Gimme a loving break boss makes a dollar while I make a dime iykwim
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Mar 1, 2023 03:23
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Areola Grande posted:boss makes a dollar while I make a dime iykwim boss makes a dollar i make a dime it's not considered socially acceptable to masturbate at work but it's not a crime
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Mar 2, 2023 17:55
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i don't come down to where you work and slap the vape out of your hand, so don't tell me how to jerk off |
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Mar 2, 2023 19:13
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"wanking hard, or hardly wanking?" thanks Steve, that's the fifth time this week
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Mar 2, 2023 19:48
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we’re on the fifth masturbation break on the hottest day of the year and people have started taking 15 minute detours in the cars to avoid the smell
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Mar 2, 2023 20:22
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well it is not going to tug itself
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Mar 3, 2023 00:19
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Pssst! Hey, buddy, wanna score some tug? All the cool kids are doing it. |
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Mar 3, 2023 01:00
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rear end-penny posted:if I took a masterbation break who would stop me? loving Adam? yeah right *Adam enters thread* ---------------- |
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Mar 3, 2023 01:40
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Munkeylord posted:*Adam enters thread* I'll bust right in that dumb mook's face, idgaf
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Mar 3, 2023 02:34
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nut posted:I mean, loving Adam would stop it from being masturbation nobody wants to gently caress Adam, that's why he's divorced.
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