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But he's all out of the good stuff.
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Look, Satan, I think my soul is worth more than the ability to predict the winner of a given sports game with over 50% accuracy.
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Feb 27, 2023 00:07
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He gets new stuff in on Tuesday evenings and usually has them on the shelves by like 11:00, so if you go to the devil Tuesday afternoons before people get off work you can really find some hidden gems. I can double jump now and all I had to pay was permanently forgetting what my dog's name is and what he looks like.
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I mean no i dont disagree, the original vhs boxset of babylon 5 doesnt just fall into your lap everyday... Im just questioning if its worth my immortal soul if season 4 is missing. Yes i heard you the first time, i know i can torrent season 4 but i can torrent the whole darn thing if i wanted! The complete boxset isn't really complete without all the seasons anyway is it? Hell i dont even have a vhs player anymore so what am i- what? NO! You cant just throw in DS9 season 4. NO they AREN'T "basically the same thing". Gosh okay this just isn't working for me, go ahead and put these away and let me take a look at that almost complete collection of animorph books you mentioned
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Feb 27, 2023 15:54
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sorry d-dog, I plugged my ears during the part where you said "no infinite wishes." if I didn't hear it, it doesn't apply to me! now make with the infinite wishes!!
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Feb 27, 2023 16:40
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Trying to get satan to buy a warranty plan for my soul and sign up for a line of credit. |
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Feb 27, 2023 17:26
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a fiddle made of iron pyrite? my soul HAS TO BE worth more than that... |
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Feb 27, 2023 17:53
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not sure someone who is trying to make a deal should be an IK here 
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Feb 27, 2023 23:20
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the devil but he's offering the amazon "deal of the day" stuff
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okay i'm sure SwitchBot Hub Mini Smart Remote would help me control not only my TV but also my DVD player and possibly a compatible air conditioner, but i'm just not sure it's worth my eternal soul. hold on same day delivery?
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Mar 1, 2023 17:46
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hey devil this thing came in a plain cardboard box and the instructions are one piece of thin paper written in vietnamese can I get a refu... (flames erupt from a hole underneath me and I fall into the abyss)
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Mar 1, 2023 17:48
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vanisher posted:the devil but he's offering the amazon "deal of the day" stuff Pretty sure Jeff Bezos is Satan?
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Heming and hawing over the $25 visa gift card with $23.64 left on it
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vanisher posted:the devil but he's offering the amazon "deal of the day" stuff vanisher posted:okay i'm sure SwitchBot Hub Mini Smart Remote would help me control not only my TV but also my DVD player and possibly a compatible air conditioner, but i'm just not sure it's worth my eternal soul. hold on same day delivery? vanisher posted:hey devil this thing came in a plain cardboard box and the instructions are one piece of thin paper written in vietnamese can I get a refu... (flames erupt from a hole underneath me and I fall into the abyss)
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Mar 1, 2023 18:34
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Would you be interested in subscribing to my soul? How about my soul gofundme? |
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Mar 1, 2023 19:27
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Satan has hellish IT support and I can't make a deal with him because the website keeps crashing. I think it's due to bot traffic because they always seem to get the best stuff. Like that ChatGPT guy that got really popular and now everyone tells it their problems and listens when it answers. I can't even get my dog to listen to me and that's all I really wanted from Sata. |
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Mar 1, 2023 21:30
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I had to place my order by sending Satan a PM using an order code posted in Coupons & Deals. |
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Mar 1, 2023 21:42
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Buttchocks posted:I had to place my order by sending Satan a PM using an order code posted in Coupons & Deals. Hmm... this devil's bargain might be crooked
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everyone gets all concerned about giving up their eternal soul but the devil's been getting really into micro lending lately to serve undersouled communities, so I don't think it's that big a deal. In just a few generations your family could possess well over 1/3 of a soul
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