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taking classes on how to be cool from the cool guy at work, but he's always fifteen minutes late, wears sunglasses in the building and only answers to chaz even tho his name is charlie, also when i asked him how i was supposed to greet people to seem cool he just sort of stared at me while taking a long drag from his cigarette and then blew it in my face feel like maybe he's not taking my efforts seriously, how do i get him to teach me how to be cool
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i asked my boss greg if he could teach me how to be cool but then he gave me a friggin wedgie and told me that i was a "pencil pushing nobody" and poured white out on my oxford and frankly i don't think that's very professional or nice of him when i am just trying so hard to be cool right now
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Mar 1, 2023 06:23
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called my mom to ask her how she got to be cool and she told me it was no thanks to me but then the call cut out so i guess i'll try to call her again later, maybe my connection is bad here or something
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Mar 1, 2023 06:23
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Gonna be honest, Chaz sounds like kind of a badass. |
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Mar 1, 2023 06:39
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is it possible to be an efficient and productive member of the workforce if you wear sunglasses inside?
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Mar 1, 2023 09:51
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hello my name is dr. dweebles i've got a PHD in being cool and i'm going to be your professor. oh why didn't I end up being cool myself? haha great question, you know its one of those fields where if you get a doctorate in it you end up teaching it for a living
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Mar 1, 2023 17:34
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professor dweebles going on and on about james dean "this stuff doesn't even really apply in today's world dr. dweebles"
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Mar 1, 2023 17:35
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Taking a webinar on being cool on my phone in my pajamas in bed from a professor who is also on his phone, in pajamas, in bed. |
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Mar 1, 2023 18:27
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Ive been trying to take copious notes, but chaz keeps slapping the notebook out of hands and all the TAs wouldn't stop laughing. Starting to question the 58k/year in tuition ive paid him upfront
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Mar 1, 2023 18:37
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vanisher posted:hello my name is dr. dweebles i've got a PHD in being cool and i'm going to be your professor. oh why didn't I end up being cool myself? haha great question, you know its one of those fields where if you get a doctorate in it you end up teaching it for a living Lol
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Mar 1, 2023 18:59
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I signed up for this class thinking it was behavioral strategy but it ended up being survival tactics for winter vacations in Alaska. I wanted to learn to be cool but instead I'm learning how to be cool. Is it what I do, or is it who I am? |
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Mar 1, 2023 21:31
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Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:is it possible to be an efficient and productive member of the workforce if you wear sunglasses inside? Whatever, nerd. *puts on second pair of sunglasses*
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Mar 1, 2023 22:13
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Gameko posted:I signed up for this class thinking it was behavioral strategy but it ended up being survival tactics for winter vacations in Alaska. I wanted to learn to be cool but instead I'm learning how to be cool. Is it what I do, or is it who I am? Get a load of this mover and shaker, learning how to be cool and outdoorsy. Furiously takes notes.
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