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mercenarynuker
Sep 10, 2008

ED 209 stand for anyway? Best I've got is "Electronic Detective"

and this pre-supposes there are AT LEAST eight other models in the line before it, what does the rest of the ED-200 series robot look like? and for that matter, what about the 100 series? were they equipped with rotary t-shirt cannons for deployment to Wings games?

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Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
Erectile dysfunction op

The robot tried 209 times to get it up and finally chose a life of celibacy because they didn't believe in the power of sildenafil

Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
Grimey Drawer
ED209 is actually an english-german term, expressing dismay at discovering a common erectile dysfunction.

Read as "(you have) ED too? Oh Nein!"

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
Enforcement Droid Series 209.

The Enforcement Droid, Series 209, or ED-209, were a fully-automated series of peacekeeping machines created by Omni Consumer Products. The units were programmed for urban pacification, but OCP also negotiated contracts with the military for use in war.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Enforcement Droid, op

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


elf dick

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020
it's really weird how ED 209 squeals like a pig when it falls down those stairs.

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

Piss Creep posted:

Enforcement Droid Series 209.

The Enforcement Droid, Series 209, or ED-209, were a fully-automated series of peacekeeping machines created by Omni Consumer Products. The units were programmed for urban pacification, but OCP also negotiated contracts with the military for use in war.

Huh.

The idea of military hardware being used for cops used to be scifi, did it?

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
Do you ask everyone named Ed what their name means. Some people are just called Ed?

Like the hell?

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

According to IMDB that character was named after Paul Verhoeven's childhood best friend Ed Tuonyne.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Prof. Crocodile posted:

According to IMDB that character was named after Paul Verhoeven's childhood best friend Ed Tuonyne.

See Ed's are everywhere. And sure that's something we should all be wary about, but it doesn't mean we just need to go around asking what their name means.

mercenarynuker
Sep 10, 2008

Brb, asking my uncle Ed what his name means too

Edit: he said it stood for "gently caress off with that nonsense" but I'm gonna level with you here, I don't think he was telling the truth

mercenarynuker fucked around with this message at 13:58 on Mar 1, 2023

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

mercenarynuker posted:

Brb, asking my uncle Ed what his name means too

Edit: he said it stood for "gently caress off with that nonsense" but I'm gonna level with you here, I don't think he was telling the truth

See I told you ask an Ed what their name means is always pointless! The only time you'd ever do it is if there is a group of Ed, and you're trying to find the hidden Edward. There's always going to be at lest one Edward sneak about any group of Ed's, trying to camouflage themself in for safety.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
I think it stands for enforcement droid

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

I think it's a robot from that weird Neer Tomato game.

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
Extra Dicks, 209 of them.

mercenarynuker
Sep 10, 2008

Piss Creep posted:

Extra Dicks, 209 of them.

This explains why Robocop had to shoot so many penises

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


Piss Creep posted:

Extra Dicks, 209 of them.

when they get shot out do they add another dick to the next model?

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy

Space Kablooey posted:

when they get shot out do they add another dick to the next model?

Its the mean average of shot off dicks over that entire models active duty that gets added to the next model.

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Ed 209 was bullied by Ted 209 and Fred 209, that's why he chose to become a policeman

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Space Kablooey posted:

when they get shot out do they add another dick to the next model?

Dicks like shark teeth

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
The ED-209 doesn't get larger to fit more dicks, the dicks just get smaller.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


JUSTICE

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


Piss Creep posted:

The ED-209 doesn't get larger to fit more dicks, the dicks just get smaller.

Feels like the wrong way to go about this tbqh

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Dicks like shark teeth

excellent user name

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




electronic detective is exactly right, you guessed well

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

It was a scrivener’s error, OP. Now it’s time to erase that scrivener’s error.

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord
Erotic Droid

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

It stands for Robert Copper

mercenarynuker
Sep 10, 2008

Toxic Mental posted:

It stands for Robert Copper

You fool! Bob is Ed's mortal foe!

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Eldritch Dong-horror

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum
Eduardo

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam
I don't know, but I have one in my classroom. Ever since I started teaching robotics, I have been collecting robots of various sorts. Somewhere along the line, I picked up Ed.

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Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!
Stop using profane words like h**k in you’re posts op

Laterite
Mar 14, 2007

It's Gutfest '89
Grimey Drawer

Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

it's really weird how ED 209 squeals like a pig when it falls down those stairs.

I like how ED-209 is both large enough to fill half a corporate boardroom and small enough to get into an emergency stairwell

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

it's really weird how ED 209 squeals like a pig when it falls down those stairs.

I always took that to be furious servo whining

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzEvKPAU_QU

Now I'm not sure.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Erotic Dick 209

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy

Space Kablooey posted:

Feels like the wrong way to go about this tbqh

OK dick feeler

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

his first name was ed and his last name was 209. it's pretty simple if ur not an IDIOT

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mercenarynuker
Sep 10, 2008

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

his first name was ed and his last name was 209. it's pretty simple if ur not an IDIOT

Haha, gottem, wrap it up OPailure

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