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Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




Mega64 posted:

Aber-clam Lincoln

it’s rude of them to call it this when the ancient creature already has a name: genesplicer

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neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

:backtowork:

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

Bad Purchase posted:

i saw a clam with an enormous gape the other day, only one ring though

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Reminds me of your mom op

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

Mozi fucked around with this message at 20:38 on Mar 5, 2023

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



kntfkr posted:

guy looks like a ring counter

There's only one ring that counts.

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

Earwicker posted:

many mollusks are shellfish. crustaceans are also shellfish. "shellfish" is not a biological category of animal, it's a culinary/fishery category of food.

shellfish is a wrong term. wrong. WRONG.

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019


looool

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench
Buddy, they won't even let me gently caress the clam. There's a sign and everything.




ps: lol

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Come on and slam if you want a clam

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003


:lmao: it's gotta ring on its finger don't do it

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
And that clam's name was Aber-clam Lincoln.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

XYZAB
Jun 29, 2003

HNNNNNGG!!
It's a rare occasion in life you're presented the opportunity to eat 200 year old sea meat.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

XYZAB posted:

It's a rare occasion in life you're presented the opportunity to eat 200 year old sea meat.

But enough about your mother. :smugbert:

XYZAB
Jun 29, 2003

HNNNNNGG!!

naem
May 29, 2011

super sweet best pal posted:

Wow, that clam is old, it must have a lot of children.

I suddenly realized I have no idea how clams reproduce.

e: Ah, apparently they just masturbate and hope for the best.

https://youtu.be/V2x8ts5STzY

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Haha what do you think it smelled like haha

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Haha what do you think it smelled like haha

Like an old clam.

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

I could go for some clam fritters rn

KitConstantine
Jan 11, 2013

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Oh man I bet we gonna get on some tomatoes are a fruit poo poo. It’s got a loving shell and it lives in the ocean, shut the gently caress up with that poo poo brainiac.

Clam down

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

Like an old clam.

Smugworth posted:

Reminds me of your mom op

Earwicker
Jan 6, 2003


i appreciate this photoshop even tho it caused me to look up the original sign and spend two hours reading about cave diving deaths

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
There's a few pretty sick youtube channels for that now

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Come on and slam if you want a clam

lil poopendorfer
Nov 13, 2014

by the sex ghost
I’m gonna gently caress the clam

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
Good luck

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Wham bam thank you clam.

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