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Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam

Laterite posted:

What does God need with a web page?

That's where he posts the updates to His various Holy Books.

Plus he blogs about new sins he thought up there.

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dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Genesplicer posted:

Plus he blogs about new sins he thought up there.

Ohhh can you share the link!!! All the old sins are getting boring, it would be good to spice things up a bit!

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


wait till you hear about sodomy 2

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

PokeJoe posted:

wait till you hear about sodomy 2

Sodomy 2.1 - explosion haptics added

terminal chillness
Oct 16, 2008

This baby is off the charts
if I don't sin Jesus died for nothing op. Which would be pretty hosed up

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam

dr_rat posted:

Ohhh can you share the link!!! All the old sins are getting boring, it would be good to spice things up a bit!


PokeJoe posted:

wait till you hear about sodomy 2

Perpendicularity is definitely going to get people in trouble.

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr
Dec 22, 2018

I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

Laterite posted:

What does God need with a web page?

Today our sins are tracked in a block chain.

that g ova there
Mar 1, 2023

by Hand Knit
How exactly have those scrote posts made God smile or furthered His Kingdom? :wtf:

terminal chillness posted:

if I don't sin Jesus died for nothing op. Which would be pretty hosed up

God hates sin and sin is worse than death!

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT
I distinctly remember some old porno sites that you can't even find a trace of now, so when I stand before my creator and he booms "REMEMBER LOOKING AT THIS FILTH?," I'll right-click save and say thanks.

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Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam

that g ova there posted:

How exactly have those scrote posts made God smile or furthered His Kingdom? :wtf:

God hates sin and sin is worse than death!

Sin = things God arbitrarily decided were bad. Not necessarily for any coherent reason.

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