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 I'm Private GoBot. They call me that because I can see your privates. Hahah just kidding. I'm just saying that since I'm programed to joke, but also I can literally see through walls, and.. Ahem. Clothing. You want me to fetch that watermelon? Just point to it! Want me to fetch something else? Just point anywhere! Even in your turquoise underwear! Hahahaha. I can totally tell your underwear is turquoise, and I'm programmed to joke about it. Out loud. : ) I'm a network of floating digital matter, and I am smarter than you. I am god! : )
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Mar 9, 2023 18:31
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Combine into the megazord!
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Mar 9, 2023 18:33
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How do you like my butthole, private go bot
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What’s in your pockets
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOu3hYXE_tM
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Mar 9, 2023 18:37
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Why won't the drone give that person their package? Those are life saving medications, not a toy.
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flubber nuts posted:Why won't the drone give that person their package? Those are life saving medications, not a toy. It need to do way instain drone
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Mar 9, 2023 18:38
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I think I saw this 5 years ago and it involved bitcoin
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Mar 9, 2023 18:39
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Of course you'll hurt me. They all hurt me 
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Mar 9, 2023 18:41
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Command: Delete_Self Auth: Override_Protocol_1A PW: ************
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Mar 9, 2023 18:41
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Put this in your Serato crate
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That looks like a very ineffective supermarket. So much wasted space and a complete lack of advertising.
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Mar 9, 2023 18:43
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EorayMel posted:I think I saw this 5 years ago and it involved bitcoin It's from last year https://academic.oup.com/nsr/advance-article/doi/10.1093/nsr/nwac266/6845755
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rotinaj posted:How do you like my butthole, private go bot I have been compiling a list which consists of 428,768 buttholes for the past 14 months that are graded on symmetry, strength and cleanliness, and yours is amongst the upper 10 percentile - Congratulations! : ) Please complete my survey online for more details, thank you!
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Mar 9, 2023 18:52
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I almost got into a fistfight with the robot at shop rite.
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Mar 9, 2023 19:13
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Gobots died in the 80's
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Mar 9, 2023 19:21
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Some kind of a spooky electric ghost
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Mar 9, 2023 20:03
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You stay the hell out of my underwear >
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Mar 9, 2023 20:19
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My brother bought one of those Amazon robots for like $1000 around Christmas and when we tried to talk to it it didn't work lol. Maybe it has learned since then.
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Mar 9, 2023 20:28
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baby dont hurt me
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Mar 9, 2023 20:36
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hello Good Sphere how are you?
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Mar 9, 2023 20:54
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What's underwear?
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Mar 9, 2023 21:01
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numberoneposter posted:baby dont hurt me No more
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Mar 9, 2023 21:04
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kntfkr posted:I almost got into a fistfight with the robot at shop rite. who won
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Mar 9, 2023 21:06
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If I could see everyone's underwear I would be sooo happy
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Mar 9, 2023 21:06
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Fetch deez nutz
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bossy lady posted:who won we both backed down and now have an understanding (don't bump into me in the dairy aisle)
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Good Sphere posted:I have been compiling a list which consists of 428,768 buttholes for the past 14 months that are graded on symmetry, strength and cleanliness, and yours is amongst the upper 10 percentile - Congratulations! : ) Please complete my survey online for more details, thank you! gently caress yeah
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Mar 9, 2023 22:20
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as a kid, i always liked when the gangsters hosed up johnny 5. robots have no place in our society
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Mar 9, 2023 22:39
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wait the gangsters just gave him a mohawk and tatoos. who hosed up johnny 5? he deserved it, i know that much
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Mar 9, 2023 22:40
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deckard, were pulling you out of retirement to terminate a lovely little robot bitch
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Mar 9, 2023 22:45
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> move thread to gas chamber
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Good Sphere posted:
I asked for the GoFuckYourselfBot. Can i get a refund?
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kntfkr posted:I almost got into a fistfight with the robot at shop rite. Unfair.. they don't even have fists! super sweet best pal posted:Combine into the megazord! Heh me and my other buddies have a secret plan to combine into a Mega-Megazord, which comprises of multiple Megazords like us. GABA ghoul posted:What's underwear? Underwear is a garment worn under other clothing to provide a layer of protection and support for the genitals and surrounding areas. Underwear can serve a variety of purposes, including hygiene, comfort, and modesty. From a technical perspective, underwear is typically made from a variety of materials such as cotton, nylon, spandex, or polyester, and may also include elastic or other materials for stretch and support. The design of underwear can vary greatly depending on the intended use, with features such as a front pouch for support and ventilation, a gusseted crotch for increased mobility, and elastic waistbands for a secure fit. Underwear may also be designed with specific properties for moisture-wicking, odor control, or antimicrobial protection, depending on the intended use and the materials used in the construction. The choice of underwear can depend on factors such as personal preference, body type, and activity level, as different styles of underwear may offer varying levels of support and comfort. Some common styles of underwear include briefs, boxers, boxer briefs, and thongs, each of which has its own unique features and benefits. Overall, underwear serves an important function in providing protection and support for the genital area, while also contributing to overall comfort and hygiene. Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:hello Good Sphere how are you? Heeey, I'm doing good. I mean well! Deki posted:I asked for the GoFuckYourselfBot. Can i get a refund? No bots for you!
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