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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > ITT we are the last SA poster
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Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Toxic Mental posted:

Anyone have any good fart stories? I'll start:

*turns off monitor* :unsmith:

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Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Are there still people lurking but not posting? A lot more people have accounts than post.

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Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Are there still people lurking but not posting? A lot more people have accounts than post.

The last lurker would definitely outlive the last poster. They’d just be reading the same threads over and over and over again… finding patterns…

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ninjoatse.cx
Apr 9, 2005

Fun Shoe
*Turns off Monior*

*The Real Folk Blues starts playing as the credit roll*

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Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

ninjoatse.cx posted:

*Turns off Monior*

*The Real Folk Blues starts playing as the credit roll*

lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfVGBNjt8VY

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dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
 Finally, all other posters are dead, so I have gained all their poo poo posting powers under highlander rules.

But there is no one left to read any poo poo post I make. OH WHY IS THIS BLESSING SUCH A CURSE I YELL OUT INTO THE VOID!!!

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Astrochicken
Aug 13, 2007

So you better go back to your bars, your temples
Your massage parlors!

 I'm gay.

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Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

 So what

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Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49
 Lowtax ate my Balls

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Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
syq

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Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
I like Cowboy Bebop

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nullEntityRNG
Jun 23, 2010

Mostly pseudo-random.
Jokes on you I never post

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Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

 Honestly, that pig's balls weren't that big

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Slugworth
Feb 18, 2001

If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!
Instantly ruins his own last thread with a food derail

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Justin Godscock
Oct 12, 2004

Listen here, funnyman!
 gently caress, Lowtax was right

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Neophyte
Apr 23, 2006

perennially
Taco Defender
More like oldlifeless

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Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
tl;dr

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Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
Honestly if the final SA post isn't goatse what are we even doing here

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Goodbye, old friend

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Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




 you are the last poster on somethingawful, or so you believe

then one day you login and notice someone… or something? has given you a red text


this is the premise of a horror script i’ve been shopping around the big studios

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Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
This premise is hosed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-H9bbi0Vyw

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Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
*Forever pressing F5 to see if anyone replied to the thing I said*

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goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
I guess it's up to me to compile the "what they did next" info for the closing montage.

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Cabbages and VHS
Aug 25, 2004

Listen, I've been around a bit, you know, and I thought I'd seen some creepy things go on in the movie business, but I really have to say this is the most disgusting thing that's ever happened to me.
<< 50000 words about tripping in the desert >>

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Cabbages and VHS
Aug 25, 2004

Listen, I've been around a bit, you know, and I thought I'd seen some creepy things go on in the movie business, but I really have to say this is the most disgusting thing that's ever happened to me.
in this world are we the only remaining POSTER but there's still Mods and Admins?

so it's like I Am Legend?

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dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
 Chatgpt11 write SA forum members reply.

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Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem
AND SOME PEOPLE DOUBTED THAT IMMORTALITY WAS BEYOND MY GRASP!! I HAVE SHOWN YOU ALL!!!

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goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Chatgpt11, write a 200 post forums thread with at least 8 regular posters about a popular cartoon from the early 2000s. I need to tell someone their opinions are invalid.

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Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!

Das Boo posted:

*Forever pressing F5 to see if anyone replied to the thing I said*

Your wish has come true

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Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Seth Pecksniff posted:

Honestly if the final SA post isn't goatse what are we even doing here

It should be like then end of Poltergeist.

With goatse swallowing itself and the entire forum with it.

Bloodfart McCoy fucked around with this message at 18:02 on Mar 16, 2023

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Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
five golden manbabies goonsir

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Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQcQroVAvcg

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goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
The last person needs to be an admin who can ban themselves. Then they should organise sending all copies of the database to MOMA.

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Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

Treecko posted:

Your wish has come true

Given the thread title, this is now a horror movie.

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precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
Welcome to da heat death of the universe zone

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a mysterious cloak
Apr 5, 2003

Leave me alone, dad, I'm with my friends!


 The last poster, constantly refreshing, thinks they are shadow banned, and die without ever finding out.

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