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AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

me at the dinner table watching them fight: what is this, the sino soviet split?

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Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

multi level marketing
multi level sex

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

mom got really into lularoe but dad just likes the seattle sounders

Willa Rogers
Mar 11, 2005

AnimeIsTrash posted:

me at the dinner table watching them fight: what is this, the sino soviet split?

have them deliver your meals to your room in the basement.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
Hoxha to the left of me, Khrushchev to the right, here I am, stuck in the middle with Zhou

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

mom voted the communist party of nepal (unified marxist-leninist), dad voted for the communist party of nepal (maoist center). hell and my brother voted for the communist party of nepal (unified socialist). thanksgiving is gonna be hosed up this year.

Lessail
Apr 1, 2011

:cry::cry:
tell me how vgk aren't playing like shit again
:cry::cry:
p.s. help my grapes are so sour!
grats on the soccer dad

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
Masters in Leadership and Management sounds like bullshit mom, dad's masters in Library Science might not guarantee employment but at least it sounds real

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

Mayor Dave posted:

Masters in Leadership and Management sounds like bullshit mom, dad's masters in Library Science might not guarantee employment but at least it sounds real

They need to rename masters degrees to something more politically correct.

FreeRangeHexagon
Apr 17, 2022

major league soccer and some other thing

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

lobster shirt posted:

mom voted the communist party of nepal (unified marxist-leninist), dad voted for the communist party of nepal (maoist center). hell and my brother voted for the communist party of nepal (unified socialist). thanksgiving is gonna be hosed up this year.

AnimeIsTrash posted:

me at the dinner table watching them fight: what is this, the sino soviet split?

vyelkin posted:

Hoxha to the left of me, Khrushchev to the right, here I am, stuck in the middle with Zhou

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
A boomer into mlm scams, how novel

Janitor Ludwich IV
Jan 25, 2019

by vyelkin
Military level milker
Milked loving sub

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

FreeRangeHexagon posted:

major league soccer and some other thing

rather have a major league soccer dad than a multi-level marketing mom

Nix Panicus
Feb 25, 2007

I'm a mlrs

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

mom: The high tide of social transformation in the countryside, the high tide of co-operation, has already reached some places and will soon sweep over the whole country. It is a vast socialist revolutionary movement involving a rural population of more than 800 million, and it has extremely great and worldwide significance. We should give this movement active, enthusiastic and systematic leadership, and not drag it back by one means or another. Some errors are unavoidable in the process; this is understandable, and they will not be hard to correct. Shortcomings or mistakes found among the cadres and the peasants can be remedied or overcome provided we give them positive help.

dad: The hub of modern social life is the class struggle. In the course of this struggle each class is guided by its own ideology. The bourgeoisie has its own ideology — so-called liberalism. The proletariat also has its own ideology —this, as is well known, is socialism.

me: whats for dinner?

mark immune
Dec 14, 2019

put the teacher in the cope cage imo
red diaper baby

CRAZY KNUCKLES FAN
Aug 12, 2022

by Fluffdaddy

AnimeIsTrash posted:

mom: The high tide of social transformation in the countryside, the high tide of co-operation, has already reached some places and will soon sweep over the whole country. It is a vast socialist revolutionary movement involving a rural population of more than 800 million, and it has extremely great and worldwide significance. We should give this movement active, enthusiastic and systematic leadership, and not drag it back by one means or another. Some errors are unavoidable in the process; this is understandable, and they will not be hard to correct. Shortcomings or mistakes found among the cadres and the peasants can be remedied or overcome provided we give them positive help.

dad: The hub of modern social life is the class struggle. In the course of this struggle each class is guided by its own ideology. The bourgeoisie has its own ideology — so-called liberalism. The proletariat also has its own ideology —this, as is well known, is socialism.

me: whats for dinner?

nice dialectic

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

AnimeIsTrash posted:

mom: The high tide of social transformation in the countryside, the high tide of co-operation, has already reached some places and will soon sweep over the whole country. It is a vast socialist revolutionary movement involving a rural population of more than 800 million, and it has extremely great and worldwide significance. We should give this movement active, enthusiastic and systematic leadership, and not drag it back by one means or another. Some errors are unavoidable in the process; this is understandable, and they will not be hard to correct. Shortcomings or mistakes found among the cadres and the peasants can be remedied or overcome provided we give them positive help.

dad: The hub of modern social life is the class struggle. In the course of this struggle each class is guided by its own ideology. The bourgeoisie has its own ideology — so-called liberalism. The proletariat also has its own ideology —this, as is well known, is socialism.

me: whats for dinner?

sounds like you're the materialist in the family, OP

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

lobster shirt posted:

mom voted the communist party of nepal (unified marxist-leninist), dad voted for the communist party of nepal (maoist center). hell and my brother voted for the communist party of nepal (unified socialist). thanksgiving is gonna be hosed up this year.

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

vyelkin posted:

sounds like you're the materialist in the family, OP

if he had just eaten all the bread he'd have been the stalinist

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big dong wanter
Jan 28, 2010

The future for this country is roads, freeways and highways

To the dangerzone
Fairly sure your dad is also mlm

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